Prince Charming meets the Sleeping Princess

It had been a long journey for the Prince to the Cursed Kingdom, but with the help of the ancient oracle, he eventually found the Forsaken Palace. The journey had indeed been fraught with peril -- the Cursed Kingdom had been fraught with all kinds of peril, with shadow demons, vile ogres, and the legendary seven dragons proving to be formidable opponents. The journey had also proved costly -- Prince Charming had begun the journey with an entire army at his command, and now he was down to a handful of his knights. But he was finally here, in the chamber of the Sleeping Beauty.

"At last," Prince Charming said, relieved. "After all my trials -- all my sacrifices -- I need only kiss my sleeping princess, and I shall free the Cursed Kingdom!"

"Actually..." the oracle, who rarely spoke, interrupted. "A mere kiss will not wake the princess. For the spell to truly be broken, she must be awakened by an orgasm."

"Wait, what?!" The Prince confusedly exclaimed. "I'd always been told that it was a kiss that awoke the sleeping princess from her eternal slumber..."

Awkwardly, the oracle rubbed the back of her neck. "Uhhh... yeah. The story's been... cleaned up over the years. Your ancestors found the whole concept of... getting off... really, really 'icky'."

"So everyone's been lying to me my entire life because sex made my great-grandparents feel awkward? Not cool," the Prince griped. "This is not what I prepared for..."

"You knew you would have to adjust on the fly," the Oracle pointed out. "It a lesson you must learn if you wish to be an effective king someday."

"Fair enough," the Prince admitted. "But I expect the people who work for me to at least give me a heads-up when they have the info... I don't think that's too much to ask."

"That's... actually a fair point," the Oracle conceded. "But the council felt you needed to learn that lesson."

"Well, it's a stupid lesson, if you ask me. So, what do I have to do? Eat her out? Use my cock? Fingers?"

"The methods with which to bring the Princess to climax is... unknown," the Oracle explained. "But there is one condition -- it must not be a sexual orgasm."

"A non-sexual orgasm? That doesn't make any sense!"

The Oracle shook her head. "Fuck if I know. Sounds like a real oxymoron, doesn't it? Still, that's what the scroll said..."

The Prince groaned in pained frustration. He'd sacrificed enough just getting here, and now it seemed like he'd hit a dead end. This looked like it would be his most difficult trial yet...