The fridge

The most obvious and eye-catching item in the kitchen was the fridge/freezer, a double wide black monolith adorned with silvery grey handles. Grabbing both of those plastic handles you wrench it open, facing down an array of drinks, cold meats, and vegetables. Starting from the top you shift the drinks around, pushing the cans aside and rolling the bottles away until you can see to the back and check every inch of the shelf. Finding nothing there, you move down to the next level. Some still sealed chicken breasts, a half empty tub of butter (that you open to check inside), and an open packet of ham are all quickly shifted away and around to give you an unfettered view of every inch of the fridge’s middle section, but still nothing. Coming to the bottom level you open the fruit and vegetable crisper and find, to your complete non-shock, fruits and vegetables. Lifting up a tray of apples and rolling aside a past-it’s-best head of cabbage, you find nothing. With a sigh of irritation, you slam the drawer closed and shut the fridge too, until a bolt of inspiration strikes you. Looking up the (frankly unnecessary) height of the fridge, you remember where you would temporarily hide report cards and exams you didn’t want your parents to see when you were younger. Grabbing a chair form the dining table you drag it other to the fridge, hop on top of it, and inspect the fridge’s top. There! In a pile of dust near the back, the planchette rests against the wall, having been thrown up there by John Doe in his haste. Standing on your tiptoes on the chair you barely manage to get a fingertip to one corner of it. As quickly as you can you drag it over to you, before snatching it up, jumping down, and racing back into the front room. Thankfully the Ouija board still sits where you left it and, with a triumphant flourish, you slam the planchette down and shout; “Goodbye!”

OK ending

It took you so long to find the planchette that Sarah, of all people, has been fully satisfied by John Doe's cock. While it might be a while before she's up to do anything, Miranda could still show you her gratitude one to one.