Lauren of course

Meanwhile Lauren lay in the bushes out front. She dived head first into the shrubs when she saw all the people and cars out front. Luckily the foliage concealed her. Unluckily she was stuck here now. Immediately after she hid people came running out, trying to find the mysterious streaker. Lauren heard them running back and forth. They were all talking: about her of course.

"Where'd she go!"

"Not many places you could hide an ass that big."

"I know, who goes streaking when you're that out of shape."

Lauren blushed furiously, laying in the dirt under the cover of the plants. Then, remembering her purse she texted the one person she could...

***

Get outside and get me out of here!

Dennis read the text from Lauren. He grinned and slipped away. The whole school was a commotion. Everyone wanted to know who the streaker was and where's she gone. Well now he was going out front to find her...