The mystery of the fatass!

"No idea." Dennis said. It seemed like good information to keep to himself.

"Man, we've got to find out who it was!"

"Check this out everyone!"

Dennis leaned into a crowd where a guy was playing a slow motion replay zoomed in on Lauren's run. Her ass warbled and flopped wildly with every step.

"Who is she?"

"Damn, the mystery of the fatass!"

"Check this out everyone!" Someone pointed. "She's got a birthmark!"

Sure enough, there was a slightly discolored area on Lauren's butt. He grinned, reveling in his crush's embarrassing details.

Just then his phone vibrated. He pulled it out to see a message...