"... And that's how I met your mother."

"You know," Steven said as he sat down on the couch, "tonight has been both the most embarrassing and yet the best night of my life."

"Same here." Mary said with a laugh, sitting next to her new boyfriend. "Although, I do wonder how the others are doing now."

"Mom! You can stop laughing now!" Dana groaned in annoyance as she poured another can of tomato juice over her head. "It's not that funny!"

"I'm sorry, Honey." Her mother chuckled, "It's just... Getting skunked three times in one night after you got back from that camping trip with no wild animal encounters?"

"That's it. I'm moving out..." Dana muttered as she began to scrub herself.

"Crikey!" Caitlyn shouted as she cringed, covering her eyes as Sam placed Gus into the holding cell next to hers. "What the bloody 'ell do you Yankee drongos keep doing to your junk?!"

"Ah, shaddup! At least Ah ain't a grown ass adult in diapers!" Gus spat. "Big Baby who can't even speak the Queen's English..."

"That's it!" Caitlyn screamed as Ash grabbed her around the middle. "Let me freaking go, Ash! I'll **** the little pest!"

"You know, Cait? Maybe we should just go straight after we get out of the slammer." Ash suggested, "You always did want to open up that authentic Australian joint, remember? It can even be a thing we hand down to our kids when we grow old."

"I told ya to -" Caitlyn stopped squirming and turned to look at Ash with confusion. "'Our kids'? 'When we grow old'?"

"Uh... Did I say that part out loud?" Ash gulped as Gus gagged in the other cell.

"Finally! Home sweet home!" Jessica said as she and Tyrone were dropped off at her dorms, the RV driving away. The two made their way to the front door as Jessica lifted up the welcome mat...

"Uh oh." Jessica said, "We have a slight problem."

"How slight?" Tyrone asked.

"I... Left the spare key to my dorm over at your former place yesterday." Jessica replied sheepishly. At Tyrone's sigh, she said, "But I mean, hey! It could be worse, right?"

*CRASH*

At the sound of breaking ceramics, Jessica and Tyrone looked down to come face to face with five skunks that hissed at the couple before turning around and lifting their tails.

The night air echoed with two loud screams as Jessica and Tyrone were showered from head to toe in musk.

"Ah, I'm sure they'll be alright." Steven replied as he wrapped an arm around Mary, the latter snuggling into the former as they drifted off to sleep.

"And that, Cassie," Steven finished, "is how I met your mother."

"Well, I can say that that was the last thing I ever expected." Cassie replied, "I'm not sure my teacher will even believe it."

"Well, if he doesn't we can always ask your Aunt Dana to back you up." Mary said with a chuckle, "You know how she gets when she thinks about that night."

"Ha! Yeah." Cassie said as she got up and made her way to her room. "Well, better get to that report while all of that is fresh in my mind. Though I may edit out your little romp on the beach."

"Yes! Please do!" Steven and Mary said simultaneously, blushing as their daughter laughed.

"So..." Steven said as he wrapped an arm around Mary, "I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a little frisky after that."

"Oh, come now, Steven!" Mary said with a laugh, "We're getting too old for that!"

"Are we though?"

"I'M STILL IN THE SAME HOUSE, YOU TWO!" Cassie called down from her room.

"I swear, she gets that from your side of the family..." Mary muttered.