Nah. Chomp down on his penis instead (SYLPHID POV)

Alright, before you judge me, hear me out.

You see, the moment the penalty runs out Handsome will plop his penis out of my mouth.

Having him escape now would be kinda sorta detrimental to my machinations, so I did the only reasonable thing.

“CHOMP”

“Gaaaaaahhhh!”

Oh, don’t be such a sissy. I didn’t bite that hard. Everything was still attached and his penis was even still hard.

“Bzzzt. Non erotic ****. Thirty seconds penalty.”

Fully within my expectations. Not even Ben finds dick biting erotic. However, as we have previously established. The face is not beholden by the freeze.

Which means I can keep chomping down on Handsome’s penis at my leisure. I didn’t use my full bite strength of course, but it was strong enough to be painful.

Basically, Handsome was not having a good time. He grabbed my head and tried to remove me forcefully. However I can be rather stubborn.

And my jaw strength is in no way inferior to my grip strength.

“Let go! You crazy bitch!”

Wow, rude. This only makes me want to bite down harder to teach Handsome a lesson.

But this was all going perfectly according to plan.

Handsome was panicking now, desperately wanting to free himself from my mouth prison of penis **** at any cost. Eh, not literally at any cost. Of course he could just surrender, but he isn’t that much of a weakling. No, I believe Handsome should soon resort to **** to free himself, which means he suffers the second tier of penalty.

Three hundred whooping seconds.

I don’t care if he is as drained as the shangri-la desert. That is enough time to finish Handsome off three times over.

There was just a tiny problem.

**** was not the answer for Handsome.

!!!!

Instead, this absolute goober bend his upper body down and started to tickle me.

What the actual fuck.

No, seriously, what the fuck? Who does that? What kinda lunatic decided upon having his schlong bitten that geez you know what would really hit the spot right now? Tickling the schlong biter! Handsome, you actual psychopath, what the hell is wrong with you?

As it happens, I am extremely tickling and this came as such a surprise to me that I might have sorta, bit down a liiiiitle harder then intended.

Handsome’s scream’s where excruciating.

Unfortunately, this apparently also happened just as my penalty ran out.

“Bzzzt! Non erotic ****! 300 seconds penalty!”

Huh.

In hindsight, this dick biting strategy might not have been the tactical master stroke I originally assumed it to be.