“Welcome back, Dahlings! We know you’ve all been waiting for this moment so I won’t dilly dally before introducing our first audience participation segment… The Transformation Round!

“Each of these is the gateway to a full path of transformations, and each of those paths is based either upon the contestant’s actions, their own hidden desires, or on a fetish that Bob either consciously or subconsciously has with regards to them. So without further ado…”

The spotlight swings from Heidi to zero in on Kathy Jo.

“Ms. Vincent, here are the three paths to your future…”

KJ

It’s all in the past bitch, cause now I got it beat!: KJ’s made a mess of her own life by making a long series of poor decisions. It’s time for someone else to decide. Whenever Bob is present KJ will defer to him in all decisions, and actively seek out his advice for any important decisions even if he isn’t present.
(“The Dirty Glass”, Dropkick Murphys)

Me and the crew used to do her.: KJ used her looks to get what she wanted until time took them away. Now they’ve been restored to her, but along with them come needs. She will be constantly horny and unable to resist any offer to alleviate that state.
(“Poison”, Bell Biv Devoe)

Put me in coach!: With the return of her athletic build, KJ will find a return of her competitive spirit. Success in the game will become her primary focus to the exclusion of all else.
(“Centerfield”, John Fogerty)

“Now, Bob, which of these admittedly small tweaks would it please you most to make to the cold hearted cunt that shattered you self confidence and started you spiraling into depression?” She asks this with the cheerful smile that’s taught on day one of “Gameshow Host 101”.

Bob looks visibly uncomfortable, partially out of horror and partially because it’s pretty clear that all three appeal to him. He’s about to respond when Kathy Jo blurts out, “this is fucking ridiculous! What the hell-“ before being cut off by the snap of a riding crop as Heidi appears from nowhere right beside her, rapping her knuckles with and audible crack.

“Silence cunt!” The pain itself causes an obvious ripple of pleasure to run through the young woman. “As you can see, Ms. Vincent’s body already knows which option it wants.

“Next up…”

The spot swings over to Darlene.

Darlene

I love you so, I always will: Darlene has always been a career first kinda girl. She’s not getting any younger (again, that is) and will realize she needs to settle down. And who better with than the man she’s loved as long as she can remember? To this end, she will begin to do whatever she can to subtly see to his needs and take care of him.
(“Wedding Bell Blues”, The 5th Dimension)

I’ve been with you such a long time.: Darlene is thrilled to reconnect with her best friend, and will do anything to maintain that connection. She will actively act as his wingman with any of the other girls.
(“You’re my best friend”, Queen)

I just wanna fucking look pretty: Darlene has been striving to become more feminine in appearance and attitude for the last ten years. She will now find that this is her primary focus, motivating her every decision.
(“Anal Queen”, Ayesha Erotica)

“Any input from Our Special Man?”

Bob is once more showing consternation on his features. “I honestly don’t know. I can’t game out the results of any of this.”

Darlene herself remains silent, pensive, either considering each of the possible permutations or simply wishing to avoid the lash.

“Our third set is directed at…” the spotlight now halos Alicia.

Alicia:

On the hood of Whitesnake’s car: When you look that good, it’s not age, it’s experience. Alicia has reentered her sexual peak. Returning to her Dirty Thirties comes with an increase in libido, which will rise exponentially in direct proportion to time spent near Bob, making it difficult to think of anything but sex when in his presence.
(“1985”, SR-71)

Gimmie something to write on!: Age makes the mind wander. In Alicia’s case that’s no longer quite true, but she will find that she often exposes herself unconsciously in a flirtatious manner.
(“Hot For Teacher”, Van Halen)

Made of love: With the return of her youth, Alicia’s biological clock a has been jumpstarted. She will find that she has a growing interest in becoming pregnant.
(“Isn’t She Lovely”, Lionel Richie)

“Bob?”

“Um… all of them sound… interesting?”

The light moves on to…

Cassie:

Mother hen to a gaggle of gangling youth: Used to leadership, Cassie will find that she feels responsible for the other contestants, and will begin to look out for them. Whether they like it or not.
(“Stay Loose”, Belle & Sebastian)

I’m bringing’ booty back!: Cassie has always been self conscious about her size. She will begin to embrace her voluptuous form and start dressing to accentuate it.
(“All About That Bass”, Megan Trainor)

Lookin for someone we can take home: Bob really is Cassie’s best friend. She wants to share everything with him. Everything.
(“Hannah Jane”, Hootie & The Blowfish)

Cassie’s features darken at the humiliation implied by at least the third option, while Bob seems most excited by the second. Heidi only gives a second before going forward.

“We’re getting a little strapped for time folks, so on to our next contestant…”

Kayla:

I’m just a lamb that’s lost in the woods: Kayla doesn’t have Daddy issues. She has subscriptions. She’ll find herself projecting that roll on Bob even more than she already does, obsessing on the idea of being his Baby Girl.
(“Someone To Watch Over Me”, Elton John

Wrapped up in some powdered wool-I guess I'm losing touch.: Kayla’s need for physical comfort will become an obsession. If she isn’t in physical contact with Bob she will feel incredibly uncomfortable unless she is wear at least one piece of extremely tight clothing.
(“Cuckoo Cocoon”, Genesis)

Beggin’ for your touch in the middle of the street.: Kayla has always chased highs in one way or another. Any contact with Bob will activate the pleasure center of her brain. Over time this will become an addiction.
(“High On You”, Survivor)

“I’m pretty sure we’ll all enjoy any of these possibilities… Next…”

Morgan:

I can make you feel special.: The quickest way to a man’s heart is not, contrary to popular belief through his stomach; it’s through his rib cage. The quickest route to victory in this competition is a straight line through Bob’s pants. Morgan’s need to win the competition and therefore the wish now takes the form of convincing Bob sexually that she’s the best option.
(“Special”, Avenue Q)

Open me up and cut me loose: Morgan’s already pale skin will become blemish free, achieving an artificial slightly shiny appearance and become slightly more elastic.
(“Plastic Doll”, Lady Gaga)

I went lookin’ for trouble: It starts small. Light brown hair transitions to blue-black dyed. Understated makeup now takes on a darker hue and becomes more dramatic. While this aesthetic doesn’t extend to her attitude or clothing, the goth scene of her youth calls out to Morgan.
(“Black No. 1”, Type O Negative)

“Some interesting ones there… I wonder what the end result of these paths actually will be… lastly we come to Mx. Mason, and as with the previous transformation we’ll be keeping this from them… but you, dear audience, need to know…”

Robin:

’Cause I'm your jazz singer and you're my cult leader: Robin will now take on the psychological characteristics of the ideal mate to whomever they are alone with. This will will act in a synergistic manner with their pheromones.
(“Ultraviolence”, Lana Del Rey)

I just wanna be a stupid ho.: Robin will begin to crave humiliation and degradation, not just at Bob’s hand but from anyone that they view as superior.
(“Bimbo Doll”, Tila Tsoli)

When I'm in the presence of the alpha, I know I'm blessed: Robin will find themself desiring to please those around them, to the point of being unable to refuse an order or even a simple request unless it would result in harm to themself or others or interfere with their performance in a challenge.
(“Daddy’s Girl”, Nate Trillo)

“Finally, so as not to leave our special man out, Bob will be granted a boon that will be highly beneficial in regards to maintaining his new Harem. The options for this week are…

Bob:

Master’s Intuition: Bob will now instinctively know his partner’s sexual desires. This extends to his entire Harem and will be in effect at all times whether he is in contact with them or not.

Master’s Memory: Bob’s already impressive memory for details will be enhanced to near perfect recall. He will recall every detail of every conversation, book, experience, or song.

Master’s Touch: Contact with Bob’s skin by any of his Harem will inspire arousal or contentment in them, dependent on his mood.

“When we get in the deciding votes we’ll let you know the exact nature of the path you’ve chosen for our wonderful and surprisingly cooperative contestants! That’s our time for tonight dahlings! Get your votes in. Please only one vote per person… we’ll know.”

(Hey folks. Voting is now closed. Now I need to take some time to show you sick fucks what you actually voted for. Love ya!
~W
Title: “We Gotta Rise” by Hollywood Vampires)