Down Where It's Wetter (Part 3: Doing Something You Care About)

Cover Story: From The D*cks of the World Continued - Vol. 4

Times had been tough for Honey Queen following the Bear King's defeat on Clockwork Island. Most of her crew had perished in the initial crumbling of the tower, and those that survived didn't know that the woman with the Water-Water Fruit was trapped inside a single glass jar thanks to a certain ginger navigator. So long had passed since then, but stuck in her water form all she could do was sit and wait. Not being hungry or thirsty, just being water in a jar on the ocean. It was months later and she'd finally got her freedom when a man on a boat selling Oden picked her up. Honey Queen was indebted to the man, devouring the vendor's food with tears in her eyes. The endless **** of boredom was over. Feeling the needs of hunger, thirst, and lusts hit her all at once in her human form again.

Ganzo however, just needed her to pay her tab of 84 beli for the food she ate. Forcing her to work it off in his shop, and keep him company now that Tobio had returned to the mainland. She did, having nowhere else to go anyway, the Honey Queen and the oden selling man travelled the East Blue selling their food together. This was years ago, and though she'd tried to seduce Ganzo many times, it was only recently that the pair had joined in coital matrimony. She was so happy he finally said yes after saving her so long ago that they'd rocked the boat from dusk till dawn.

“So you really think that thing you bought is going to smooth it over with Robin-chan?”

I turned away from the beautiful view to give Sanji an incredulous look over my shoulder, “Fuck no, you kidding? It can’t hurt though.” I replied before turning back to the ocean.

The taxi was a long journey down into the depths from the main street. Riding on a blue fish with a bubble on his back and a delivery man hat on his head. Thankfully we had the wonderful Chopper to ask and inform the fish to go the right direction. Did you know he can talk to animals? Like, any animal! Fucking incredible. Though when I told him that he called me a shithead.

It was enough time to reflect as we looked out on the dark ocean surrounding the sunbeam sanctuary of Fishman Island. It was a weird place. Hack did once go on a very long and semi-racist rant about fishmen and humans. How they were discriminated against by the scummy humans and how their Queen was murdered by one. Not to mention the amount of times Fisher Tiger’s name came up. Thankfully he was ranting about it to someone other than me so I kinda tuned it out and continued washing dishes. In hindsight perhaps I should have concentrated more, but this was back when I was convinced my life’s most major accomplishment was going to be dying for a cause I didn’t believe in surrounded by people who didn’t like me.

But that was the past. In terms of the present, Fishman Island was very pretty. Twinkling beams amidst the bluest of oceans looked like a dream. Corals, streams of fish, and a strange quietness that always seemed to take over when travelling between the massive bubbles. Though perhaps that was because we were heading for the seafloor.

“The taxi rental guy warned that it’s also known as the ship graveyard,” Sanji explained, thankfully not lighting up a smoke in this tiny bubble, “The Sunny is definitely okay, but if we’re unlucky we may need to help Franky dislodge it from some shitty other ship.”

“Okay!” Chopper agreed, “Though you need to focus on Camie, Natsuo! No helping until you and Robin help her out, okay?”

“Yeah, I think I can handle that.” I said with a chuckle. I could tell from Sanji’s unsubtle tongue click that he wasn’t exactly happy with this arrangement still. “Sorry man, I think I can handle the rest of it if you wanted to head back to the mermaids?”

He gave me a half lidded stare from his one visible eye, “And miss Robin-chwan bending your spine all the way back?” The chef couldn’t help but smile at my visible fear, though he still shifted gears when the sleeping Camie rolled over on the bench, “My beautiful mermatic babes can wait for now. I will follow my quest through to the end. Though you’ll permit me not to watch over you as you seal the deal with both Robin and Camie.”

“Of course, n-no worries.” I nodded, though my mind began to wander with an idea. Some way to thank the man who was taking time away from one of his major sexual fantasies to help me with a threesome, “Uhm, you know, with a cool guy like you… normally there’d be at least one pretty mermaid girl who got interested enough in you to follow us down here.”

I had no idea if this would work retroactively or if one girl was now on her w-

“FOUND YOU!!”

The yellow eel man suddenly appeared on the hat of our taxi fish. Snarling with huge teeth in a horrible grin.

“What the fuck!?” I yelled as I shuffled backwards, “I didn’t order you!”

The spear in his hand didn’t seem to care, stabbing forwards and piercing our taxi’s air bubble. Instantly the air began pouring out of the already fairly small pocket, bubbling away upwards as the bubbly wall around us began closing in.

“AHHH! WE’RE GONNA DROWN!” Chopper yelled, scrambling onto my lap in fear.

“I knew that keeping tabs on the mermaids would work out,” The eel sneered, pointing at Sanji with his non-stabbing hand, “At least one would follow someone like him around! It was easy to find you all!” He swooped his hand around to point at his buddies a little distance away. Two more fishmen, navy and tartan in colour, and grinning evilly as they clenched their prize. In their possession was a struggling mermaid I think I remembered from the grotto, she was a little more visually striking with quite large poofy orange hair and a red/green plaid shirt over her medium sized breasts. Her emerald tail and bright blue eyes still struggled while looking apologetically over to us.

We were still about a three minute taxi journey away from the oceanfloor’s bubble. We could see the sea forest, but it was getting almost impossibly tight in our little space.

And I guess Sanji thought this was the best time to light a smoke.

“Oi Natsuo.” I think that was the first time he called me by my name, “Protect Camie, and Robin, and our doctor. In that order.” He instructed.

“Why am I last?!”

In a single moment that I regret I blinked through, Sanji had kicked the eel man in the stomach hard enough for him to go flying through the ocean at a blinding speed. Looking more like we’d fired a torpedo than an entire person.

Then he did something really stupid: Sanji left the bubble completely.

Slipping through the wide spear hole, he at least didn’t pop us immediately but the sudden widening of the gap made the air leave us at a very alarming rate. Sanji himself was practically flying through the ocean water towards the stunned mermaid and mermen who were still looking over to where their friend had flown. If my back wasn’t against the floor with the last of the air closing in around me and Chopper I would have found the subsequent kicks to the two fishmen’s faces rather cool.

“Deep breath Chopper!” I yelled as the bubble once and for all… popped.

One never really realises how heavy water is.

My entire body felt like it was suddenly and instantly crushed. Water pressure made me close to passing out almost immediately. My senses failed me. I wish I’d said a normality or something, but the whole thing had happened so suddenly.

The taxi swam on without us, and I was left floating in the endless abyss, trying to reach for the struggling reindeer who was kicking around while clutching his mouth.

Just as I grabbed him, a sudden green flash attached to both of us and pulled us down.

Another bubble membrane hit us.

My environment changed just as quickly, and with my fluffy companion I realised we were free falling towards the ship graveyard.

Chopper was screaming, Camie was screaming, and I found myself unable to even make noise from all the ocean water I’d swallowed in the last few seconds. I had to have some way to fix this! Oh god the ground is coming so quick. No! THINK! Normality, think! Wings? Bouncy floor? THINK! SAY WORDS! “Norm… norMALLY-AHHH ROBIIIIIIN!”

The horrible sounds of wind rushed past our ears. It completely covered the lovely words of: “Mil fleur!”

“PWAH!”

“Oh mah gosh, ahre you okay?”

“I -cough!- am n-now…”

Sanji was holding a very waterlogged and crumpled rose from his pocket towards his saviour. The ginger poofy haired mermaid was quite surprised, mostly because of the turnaround from her breathing life into his lungs and him trying to come onto her. With a blush the girl took the rose while the blonde proceeded to turn and cough up the last bit of water in his throat.

He looked up, seeing that he was currently amidst the sea forest’s trees, with the dome of the ocean shimmering above them. Sun beaming through wood to illuminate the little grotto they’d found themselves in. It wasn’t too far in, a sight of destroyed ships fairly close by, but it seemed secluded enough for the pair. Sanji also got a good look at the mermaid herself. Sitting atop a bubble, she had a real cute farmer girl vibe to her. With cute freckles, big blue eyes, and orange hair a lighter/peachier shade to Nami’s. All with a wonderful hourglass figure and long salmon pink tail curled up beneath her.

“Th-thanks for saving me, mademoiselle,” Sanji smiled, attempting to stand but finding somewhat shaky legs still.

She was shocked, “Me?! Y’all are tha one that saved me from those guys!” Her eyes were shimmering towards the chef, leaning down on her bubble ring to grab his hands, “Ah never saw a human go faster than a fishman through water! Ah knew you was cool in tha grotta, but ah couldn’t believe mah eyes!”

The boy was blushing now, mostly because of the proximity she’d taken towards him, “A-anytime… I’m sorry your, uh, interest in me got you wrapped up in something so horrid, Ms...”

“Mah fault, as usual ah was too curious for mah own good…” Her accent was quite strange but Sanji was enjoying it quite a lot, especially since she still hadn’t moved her face away from his, instead just staring at his lips while biting her own, “And you can call me Mazel… though y’all could call me Sexy if ah can call you Stud…”

If Sanji was a kettle this would be the point to take him off the boil. In a cartoonier world steam would be pouring out from his ears as rapidly as blood would pour from his nose. “Sanji the Stud here for you, Ms. Sexy!” He repilied in a very excited voice.

She purred, hooking her finger under his tie and pulling down sensually, “We should get you out of those wet clothes, Stud.”

As her fingers undid his top button, Sanji gulped, “Uhm, i-isn’t this going to g-get you in trouble?”

“Probably.” Mazel continued to unbutton his wet shirt without missing a beat, “But doesn’t that make it so much hotter?” The mermaid smiled, and the chef knew he was completely out of arguments to make. Letting the mood take over and reaching up to undress her own clothes as well.

The pair were soon tearing at each other, Sanji kicking off his pants while Mazel threw her top into a nearby tree root.

“Ohh, nice size~” The ginger girl cooed as a turgid pole swung upwards, the mermaid’s quirk for intensely close looks was demonstrated a second time as she swam down to examine Sanji’s schlong. “Ah’ve never seen ah real penis before, but the look…” her curiosity seemed to include a long whiff of his junk, “and the smell of this one is making something downstairs tingle… is that normal?”

“Buh… let’s say yes?” Sanji was far too enamoured by her close examination and Mazel’s warm breath on his slightly damp skin to fully register things right there. Though he didn’t need to answer as suddenly, with how close she was getting to the floor, the mermaid’s bubble popped from under her.

“Oh!” She landed on the ocean floor, her body landing in between the legs that saved her and bumping her face against the cock she’d been staring at, “Whoops! Hehe, guess ah get to have an even closer look~” Her cute giggle as his cock twitched hard and bumped into her face made the boy feel like he was drowning again.

A real mermaid, one of the first he’d EVER SEEN, began lightly playing and teasing his penis as she began her very first oral experience.

“Thank you. Beautiful, wonderful, girl I don’t deserve. Mwah, thank you. Mwah, thank you.”

“Natsuo, not so sensual~” Robin giggled as I ignored her and continued kissing her neck, “You’re going to make me lose concentration and drop her.”

The three of us had been saved by the most perfect girl ever. Robin’s net of hands had felt so good to be caught in, and even though Camie and Chopper had fainted during the fall, she’d even grown extra legs and walked us over to the Thousand Sunny as well. Chopper was put back in his room, while I helped Robin bring Camie’s **** form to the ladies room to rest on the larger bed. ‘Help’ being kiss her neck as often as I could. Franky was also on the ship and had briefly introduced me to a fishman friend of his uncle’s or something, I dunno it was pretty clear to all that I was a little too focused on Robin to care.

“I can’t help it. Without you I was to become a red Natsuo shaped smear.”

Her giggle was so nice to hear after near ****, “Perhaps my sense of humour is rubbing off on you. At least Ms. Mermaid is in bed now.” She said after Camie’s head hit the pillow, then instantly turned and hugged me right back, our passioned kiss through our wet clothes was all I needed to warm right back up, “Are you sure you’re alright? You said someone attacked you?”

“Never better,” I sighed in relief. With a smile the two of us sat down on the bed just away from the large tail. Robin taking my head and placing it on her shoulder. The sounds of the quiet ocean around us let me finally get my resting heart beat down a few hundred places after such a roaring morning. “Thank you, again…”

“I wasn’t going to let you become a red smear,” Robin smiled, brushing hair from my head, “you’d be a terrible massager then.”

Fucking hell the view was incredible. My girlfriend was also affected by the wet t-shirt normality and somehow made it look so much more sexier than any mermaid could. Her huge breasts were clad in a navy blue t-shirt that matched her eyes wonderfully. If you think the darker colour of top hid anything you’d be far from correct my friend. Maybe it was how close I was, but Robin’s nipples were on full display through the fabric, like you could reach out and bite them right through the cloth. And with how tight the t-shirt was she looked like she invited it. Her cleavage was so sexy. Fuck.

“Like what you see?” Robin’s little comment threw me from my abject tit staring. “I’m glad you approve. Though with how you’re staring I’m sure if Sanji was-”

“SANJI!”

Fuck! I’d been so focused on living then kissing her then her boobs that I’d forgotten about him! Where the shit did he go?!

I leapt out the door and hunted the sky. Looking everywhere to see if I could see any black dots of a swimming chef… or a blonde corpse. Man, maybe she is rubbing off on me.

“SANJI!” I yelled, trying to see any sign of him, “SAANNJIIII!!!!”

“Natsuo,” Robin suddenly grabbed my shoulder and brought me back inside to my confusion. Waving off Franky’s concerned rushing, before explaining, “Sanji’s safe. I saw two figures swim down to the forest soon after you began falling. We should not go check on him.”

I baulked at her callousness, “Huh?! But we have to see if he’s-!”

All Robin did was place her hand on my wrist and shake her head. “He doesn’t wish to be disturbed.”

…

“...ohhhh. Oh. Two figures, the mermaid girl. I got it now.” I nodded in understanding, remembering the mermaid normality I’d added for him that did technically fuck us over. “Good for him.”

Robin exhaled cutely at my strangeness, “Indeed. From the looks of things they’re making the interspecies tryst look quite appealing,” She agreed, the two of us sitting back down on the bed before Robin suddenly lifted something in her hand, it was the paper bag I’d almost forgotten about, “By the way, what is this? It also fell with you from the sky.”

“Ah! It made it!” I quickly grabbed the item to inspect the inside. It was supposed to be for after the Camie news, but no sense hiding it now. I peeled open the soggy paper to get to the plastic wrapped item inside. Thankfully the seller was smart enough to cover something like that in case of water emergencies.

I awkwardly lifted it up, going slightly pink in the face to be doing this at all but following through anyway, “Um, right, I, um, I bought this… for you.” My hands shunted the waterlogged plastic item towards her, waiting for the wonderful girl to take it and peel it open. I’ve never given a girl a present before so give me a break, please. The surprise on her face made my heart skip a beat in worry that I’d gotten her the wrong thing, “I-I’ve never really been great at gifts, is it any good for you?”

“Oh Natsuo…” The happy smile on her face was such a relief I could almost cry, she lifted the book up and read it properly, “‘A written history of Fishman Island’. I was hoping to buy this while I was here, I love it, thank you.”

After letting go of a breath I didn’t realise I was holding, my thumb went up, “No problem. I’m really glad you like it.” I admitted and wiped my brow of sweat. She gave me such a warm smile I couldn’t help but have my heart flutter. Something about her being slightly taller than me and looking down with that ‘sexy’ half lidded eye look just makes me quiver.

“Of course I do.” Robin purred, swinging her body around to kneel on the bed. Her knees on either side of my legs as she sat her perfect butt on my legs, resting her arms on either side of my head while I grabbed her waist and gently rubbed it against my own, “Though I also wanted to buy a book we could both read together. I hear there’s one where we can we find out what positions for sex the fishmen have~”

“Hehe, you know I think I did see that in the shop,” I smiled, unable to stop from breaking up our sentences with occasional pecks to our lips, “I can imagine there’s a lot of need for it.”

Her lips tasted so good, and our wet chests rubbed so strangely together, “Well, you didn’t need to go through all the trouble for just me.” She whispered, to which I could only frown at.

“Of course I did! You’re a special lady who deserves… uh, special things?” We both giggled at my failure of a flirty sentence, “But I don’t know... I wanted to help out a bit with your hobby since you’re passionate and you care about it, isn’t that normal for couples?”

“...you took the WHOLE shop?”

Meanwhile in the Criminal Brand Clothing Boutique, Usopp was in complete disbelief at his smirking girlfriend. She’d neatly packaged Pappug’s entire clothing line into three overly stuffed backpacks, all while the little starfish cried in the corner. A simple ‘friendly 100% off discount for his saviours’ had become the immediate opportunity for Nami to take the deal to the nth degree. His shop now empty, and his business in need of a series restock.

“Did you not hear him? Free stuff!” Nami retorted, not losing her smile, “And we need it! Did you see how few bras Marguerite has? No way am I going to let her go all the way to Raftel in just that one animal pelt.”

The blonde awkwardly shuffled at the attention, “Th-thank you, Ms. Nami.”

After beaming her appreciation, Nami opened the closest bag just a little to grab a couple of items and show them off. “Here we have a lovely lace that’s a little too small for you. And here’s some black panties just begging to be stained by your King.”

The infectious excitement of the navigator was certainly getting to the blonde, walking over and inspecting the underwear with stars in her eyes.

“And who’s going to stain your new underwear?”

Nami turned back to Usopp with eyes already pre-rolled, “Oh wah. I have to jizz on my girlfriend’s…” It was then that she realised that her sarcasm was misplaced. Usopp wasn’t complaining, he was clearly a little hot under the collar at the prospect with his eyes fairly openly ogling her outfit.

It was one of the items she’d bought and wore immediately, just a single sky blue band of fabric that circled her body to cover her squished tits. It was also dripping wet, clinging to her breasts like the blue was painted on.

“Oh my god, are you all horny?” She instantly teased, rushing towards him to take Usopp into a hug and squish their chests together, “Did you like the mermaids? Or have your nuts finally realised that unloading their full hot payload onto my pure innocent underwear has become their hobby?”

There was something about the hunger he was looking at her with that was making Nami quite excited. Tsundere Usopp’s male lusts taking over because he was too aroused by her was quite the compliment.

“Hey! No!” A talking starfish suddenly interrupted, latching onto Usopp’s frizzy hair and painfully dragging him away from Nami. “No human sex in my shop! You’ve done enough damage, I can’t be dealing with Hody Jones wrecking the place as well!” Pappug insisted, pointing his tiny flipper over to the door, “My clothes may have criminal written on them but I don’t want to be branded a criminal, ya hear?!”

Nami clicked her tongue as the Straw Hats left the building, muttering under her breath, “But a racist is fine?” Loud enough to shame the starfish at least a little bit. With her large bags being carried by Luffy, Marguerite, and Brook respectively, it left Nami the chance to grab Usopp’s arm again to try and get the heat going. “That was weird, but we could still… ya know~?”

“I actually think we’ll find a hard time finding anywhere that won’t make us criminals…” Usopp admitted, though something else was on his mind, “...about the ‘hobby’ comment.”

“Hm? What about it?”

He was clearly thinking something through but having trouble expressing himself. “Well, we’ve only been a couple for a little while, but all we seem to do is…”

“Fuck my raw cunt to bliss every chance we get cause having sex with you is so good?”

Usopp had to resist all urges to react, fighting his blush tooth and nail knowing her smug face was sneering at him.

“...yes, that.” He coughed, “But we haven’t had much time to… do as couples do.”

It seemed to click what he was talking about as they entered a different shop on Luffy’s request, the pair still chatting away while their captain perused the undersea butchers, “Ooh, you mean indulging in each other’s hobbies? I get ya~” She said with a knowing tone, “I was thinking about that too… but we totally have.”

He blinked, “We have?”

Nami nodded with confidence, “Definitely.”

“...when? Is sex your hobby?” He asked, genuinely confused.

“No you big loser,” She laughed, pushing his shoulder, “But I did indulge in YOUR hobby just now. Though I was already better at it than you anyway.” Usopp had no idea what she was talking about and his face reflected that, “Erhem: I am a big purple dinosaur named James. I once made out with Kizaru. I know exactly where the One Piece is. I…” Her smirk grew for the last one, “...have ten thousand followers.”

His frown deepened considerably at her teasing, “...are you seriously suggesting that my hobby is lying?!”

“Well yeah, you’re so good at it. Compared to people other than me, of course.” She shrugged.

“I don’t lie as a hobby! I lie to survive!” He protested, genuinely a little miffed, “It's like suggesting your hobby is stealing! Do you even know what my hobby is?!”

After the jab at her knowledge Nami got on the defensive, “Like you know what mine is!”

“It depends on what you’d call your own hobby,” He shot back, confidently folding his arms towards her, “Navigating and drawing maps are both sort of your job and dream respectively. In terms of recreational activities you’ve told me you like to drink with friends most since you can scam them a little, but you also like reading, sunbathing, tending to your tangerine trees, and you once accidentally let slip that you secretly collect rare coins. Though you’re embarrassed by that one, for some reason.”

The ginger girl was astounded.

“Holy shit…” She murmured, quite wide eyed at her boyfriend, “How..?”

He was growing a little embarrassed at her reaction, “I-I did have a bit of a crush on you for ages… your brain tends to lock in more facts that way…” He admitted, scratching his long nose awkwardly, “Unless you’re asking about the coin thing? Once, Zoro was about to throw out a 100 Beli coin that had Sengoku on it rather than the usual skeleton. He thought it was worthless but you zapped him with lightning before he had a chance to throw it overboard and took it from him. Seemed rather ****, even with your love of money.”

The memory made her smile and shake her head. The day on the Going Merry feeling so long ago now, but the fact he remembered was quite endearing. “I had to collect so much money for so long… it felt like a real treat to get a rare coin.”

She gripped her tattooed arm a little tighter and Usopp couldn’t help but clutch his arm around her. Somehow he’d forgotten that being on an island of fishmen might have been a little traumatic for the poor girl, so grilling her about his hobby was probably unimportant.

“I still have a few that I was meaning to give you,” He revealed, “One even washed up on Boin Archipilego during the last two years, but I never knew the right time to give it to you.”

Her ginger hair landed on his shoulder as they continued walking up the tiled street, “Thanks. I’d love to show you my collection at some point… and then you can show me your hobby too?”

“It’s a deal.”

They continued walking along, casually enjoying each other’s company in silence, the sniper feeling a strange need to protect her suddenly. Her island and the awful things she had to do back then didn’t cross his mind too much, but for some reason it wasn’t letting go of his thoughts now.

“So… really no place to have a quickie?” She asked with an awkward laugh, “This island sucks."

Usopp felt an inclination to agree, "Natsuo got in trouble for even making Camie cum, so I can only assume that we'd face similar problems..." With his girlfriend in his arms, Usopp began slowing down their walking quite a bit. Brook, Luffy, and Marguerite were all walking on and enjoying the island together even with the large bags. But the pair of them were going at an absolute snail's pace, much to Nami's confusion.

"Usopp? What-EEP!"

Suddenly he dragged her into a tiny alleyway between two buildings. The ginger was so surprised that she just let it happen. The sniper taking a strangely brave manoeuvre to pin her against a wall. Grabbing her wrists in one hand and pushing them against the wall of the dark crevice, still fairly visible from the main street but with no fishmen or mermaids in sight.

"I think we both need this," He hissed under his breath before latching his mouth onto her neck. Nami's coos and moans encouraged him greatly, having one hand to keep her arms pinned he used the other to grope her lovely melons. Easily removing the wet blue band and letting the girls bounce free in Fishman air. His passion was intense and Nami was almost instantly wet from the initiative he was taking for once. "I love you, Nami..."

Happy tears prickled at her eyes, "I love you too," She whispered before they shared a deep kiss together. Bodies tight against the wall, ignoring the possible danger around them to share this important moment, she sort of didn't want it to end. Panting when the kiss stopped and humping lightly against his obviously tented pants, "I don't how long I can hold on. Fuck me hard, Usopp~"

His free hand undid her button then ripped her jeans down before freeing his own cock from its confines, "Don't worry, I don't think I'll be able to hold back even if I wanted to."

As he plunged into her depths Nami felt so hot by his perfect dick filling her in such a dangerous place. The navigator and the sniper trying their best to stay as quiet as possible lest the residents of Gyoverly Hills hear their naughty human mating so close to the main street.

His angle was sublime. Thrusting up into her and letting her slightly shorter legs **** her down gravitationally onto him whenever he went all the way in. The scraping against her vaginal walls while she was pinned completely by him was making Nami quiver, moans leaking out of her mouth uncontrollably. She was not in control of the situation at all and that was making it so hot. Usopp had decided to start this, to be naughty, to fuck on illegal ground in a tiny alleyway, all to make her feel better. It was making her so happy and wet that if he wasn't holding her up with his hands and cock then she'd likely have fallen down from how weak her legs were.

It definitely wasn't their longest fuck by any means, but the heat of his meat and the eagerness of her slit meant only five minutes after starting, Usopp was filling Nami's orgasming cunt with all the cum in his balls.

"Haahhhh..." Nami panted, sweaty face resting against his collar bone, "Fuckkk..." She a bit too loudly moaned from the boiling womb she was experiencing. All sense of where/when they were was lost on the navigator as her boyfriend pumped more and more cum into her cunt. "Uuussoooppppp!!!"

A silence befell the two as they embraced in the afterglow. Kissing once more before a sound interupted them.

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Thankfully, humans were allowed to fuck other humans on Fishman Island, because they'd just had sex in front of a restaurant window. The small café of mermaids and fishmen all clapping at the pair who had failed to look directly behind them upon entry to the alleyway. Usopp being too focused on Nami and his body covering the window.

"I'm his new hobby!" She announced to the crowd, much to his embarrassment.

"That would make sense," said Robin to me, either the earrings are working again or that was so benign a normality that nothing changed. "But I still appreciate it. I'll have to help you with your hobby at some point as well..."

Her voice had a leading quality to it, and she gave me a look like I was to fill in the blank of her sentence. Problem is... it was blank. "I, um... between washing dishes and going on missions... Dragon didn't really permit that kinda stuff..." I admitted awkwardly. Fairly embarrassed for some reason that I'd made another normality that not only affects myself, but also reveals how lame of a person I am.

"That's okay. If you want, we can figure out what you enjoy together?" Her closeness was intoxicating, and her kind heart was overwhelming. I nodded with an uncontrollable smile before nuzzling into her neck once more. “So, may I ask why you all came down here to the Sunny? Was it just to give me this book?”

Oh right. The apology I needed to make. “Uhm, kind of?”

Robin tilted her head at me. This was awkward, I hadn’t really expected to get into it so quickly but didn’t really want to hide from it either. With a sigh to compose myself, I decided to face her properly and stared at Robin directly. “Okay, so, I accidentally made Camie here orgasm with my massage, then a bunch of fishmen told me that was illegal cause I’m a human, so they chased us. We met up with a big fortune teller lady and she said that when I massaged Camie at the same time I apparently set off some innate fishman mating ritual and now she really needs to have sex with me specifically but I didn’t want to do it if it wasn’t a threesome with you so we headed down here until we were attacked because Sanji was too cool and had a mermaid follow him, then he saved the mermaid that he’s sexing now and we fell down here to be caught by you!”

I had definitely run out of air by the end of that, breathing deeply to regain my words as she processed the words I’d vomited on her. Fears she’d be angry with me bubbled to the service as Robin’s brain chewed on the choices I’d made in the last few hours.

“Hmm, so why did you wait to have sex with Ms. Mermaid?”

Honestly? That was the absolute bottom of the list of things I’d expected her to say.

“...sorry, what?”

“No, I’m the one that’s sorry…”

The two of us turned quickly to look over to the girl who was curled up on the bed and hiding her face, “Camie! You’re awake!”

“I have been for a while,” She admitted, looking rather upset as she looked between me and Robin, “I was too embarrassed to say anything. Y-you were both together, and having a moment, and... gah! To think I marked your boyfriend as my… ugh, I can’t even say it. I’m really really sorry, Robin!”

Crawling off of me to go to crawl up the bed, Robin laid down so her back was against the headrest. I then got a lovely eyeful of Robin pulling the mermaid girl’s face up and pressing into her ample chest, hugging and stroking the green hair in a motherly way, “Ms. Mermaid, has no one told you we Straw Hats share?” She purred, rubbing the girl gently and letting the cute mermaid look up from the twin hills she was captured inside. “There’s nothing to apologise for. It sounds like you were just as aroused by his abilities as I was. Besides, I had a good feeling that my Natsuo would do something like this at some point.”

“Y-you did?”

I actually saw a rare event of her rolling her eyes at me, “Natsuo, you’re the world’s greatest masseuse.” She said it like it was so obvious what she was talking about, “If anything was apparent when you were massaging me, it was that you have the ability to make people very, very horny.”

“Yeah… but that doesn’t give me the right to cheat!” I resisted, though still hanging my head in shame.

After the sounds of a newly grown arm from my shoulder I felt Robin’s soft fingers raise my bangs lightly, prompting me to lift my head again, “You’re right, it doesn’t. But from now on… will you please be more of a slut if it means saving people?” I blinked at the word choice, her smile never leaving her amazing face, “Let’s just make a rule for the two of us: if there’s any point you can solve a serious problem using sexual means, you take it. Especially if you or anyone we know would get hurt otherwise, okay?”

I looked at her, then down at the awkward but interested Camie. It made me think about how much effort it took to get here and how worried Chopper was over her health…

“Sounds like too good of an excuse for me to be a dickhead,” I mumbled, scratching my neck while thinking of her words, “But… you’re right. I guess if next time you were too far to reach, it is nice to know you wouldn’t hold it against me for helping Camie.”

“Thank you, Natsuo,” She smiled, “I trust your judgement. However, since this time you did manage to reach me…”

Twenty hands suddenly appeared around the mermaid. Camie's wet tanktop was lifted up to show off her massive tits jumping free, though I didn't get to enjoy it long as she was manipulated by the hands to flip over and land face down between Robin's legs. I almost missed that my girlfriend had also uncovered her own chest, all while peeling down Camie's rear fins until her bulbous mermaid butt was on full display in front of me.

SLAP!

“AIP!” Camie squeaked when a hand landed against her bare bottom. I got full view of her rippling rear. Such an unclaimed booty right between me and my favourite woman.

“...Sanji isn’t the only one who always wanted to try out seducing a mermaid.” Robin giggled at her own incredible sex drive. Her cloned fingers playing with the soft skin of Camie’s bulbous rear, letting her index run along deep inside the cavern to make the mermaid writhe already. “Want a go?”

SLAP!

My body reacted without thinking. Landing a fierce blow on the moaning girl's ass. I know that my mind knew the massaging techniques to make my slaps better, but still seeing Camie’s tail snap from my single pleasurable slap was very gratifying. Her butt skin was so soft and bouncy, jiggling around like jelly. My answer was already fairly clear, but I still moaned into the grope a simple brained: “Fuck yeah…”

“Oh… oohhh….” The fishy girl moaned uncontrollably. Curling her spine as I added another hand to feeling the tender bottomed mermaid. “Your hands… oh my god, your hands… W-where did you find himmmm?”

As Camie's spine made an epic curve from tiny orgasm, my ever lewd Robin was already taking her own initiative to claim Camie’s first ever human kiss for herself. Ignoring the question briefly to suck on the mermaid’s outstretching tongue and lick up some of her overflowing drool, “Mm, tastes like takoyaki.” She commented briefly before kissing Camie some more, “I’m afraid my boyfriend found me, Ms. Mermaid. He’s one of a kind, I won’t be able to help you find anyone as amazing as him. But as I said, we can share for now.”

"Thank you," Camie sounded so genuinely moved there as if I really was some amazing prize and not something Robin was overestimating. "Thank you so mu... huh... MMMMAHHH!"

She'd really picked up on moaning duty when I began lapping away at her fishy pussy. It really didn't taste bad, I think her salmon coloured tail wasn't just for show and she had some level of the fish in her genes as well. It honestly tasted quite nice, especially with the tang her feminine juices added. She was thoroughly wet and sweaty, with stickiness coating my tongue so easily it took multiple swallows to get down. Her tail slapped my belly, but I was able to hold on while massaging her toned tushy and licking her lower lips.

"I so enjoy watching you work up close, Natsuo." I heard Robin purr above me, "Ms. Mermaid is already looking like she's steaming up. Are you sure you're not a chef?" That iconic titter really encouraged me to turn up the heat, knowing I was entertaining Robin as well as Camie.

"Hhaaaahhh.... aaaAAAaaHHH.... HCK! Ckaaaahhhhh!!" Was basically all the mermaid girl was giving us. Twitching and melting in our combined attacks. "Ck! Can't! WwaaaiiitTT!!" She moaned, and I could feel her tail slap me a couple extra times.

"She's been very patient with us, better give the poor girl what she wants."

My cock was more than ready, crawling up so that I loomed over the pair of them, just close enough to Robin to peck her lips at a stretch while my precum drenched penis hunted for the sticky slit prey.

"Yes... please..." Camie moaned, "I never thought... I'd be picked..."

While I was willing to let passionate moans of gibberish go, Robin was too curious. "Hm? Picked?"

"I'm not considered to be a 'beautiful' mermaid by mermaid standards..." The admittance seemed to sadden the green haired girl, "I'm known as kinda cute, but I'm always the one getting the worst tips at the café..." What the hell was wrong with this island?! How can a girl this adorable yet sexy be LOW on the totem pole?!

"Bullshit. I would totally give you a huge tip!" I said loudly, then taking a beat to add, "And speaking of huge tips..." My eyes went to Robin to see if that was a lame thing to say, but her warm smile told me it didn't matter either way.

Slowly, I moved myself into position. A mermaid's virginity was probably very precious so I didn't want to hurt her. Her cunt was quite snug to even try and penetrate, but after a little bit of effort and thanks to the abundance of lube, the tip slipped right in.

"NNG!" The mermaid slapped the bed in surprise, clawing at the sheets with wide eyes, "Hahh! S-so deep!" She screamed.

"Um. I've barely started..."

"Give her a minute," Robin replied, not wanting to spoil Camie's fun, "I think your hook is rather large for this fish."

With a nod, I decided to focus on something else of Camie's to let her pussy get used to me. Grabbing both breasts in one fell swoop, my hands were greeted by a lovely set of tits that longed to be groped. Her pussy clenched from the attention. Slowly manipulating and squeezing the muscles with maximum masseuse power. Her head was stuck looking upwards with an imperceptible sound leaking from her drooling mouth. Sometimes I really fear I break these women.

"Look at her..." Robin's low breathy voice was so erotic, and I could see why as her fingers began fingering her crotch, "Ms. Mermaid is becoming addicted to you. You're so amazing, Natsuo..." She moaned, biting her lip at me seductively.

I couldn't just leave her to play third wheel, "You know I did skim that sex book, it said during sex mermaids and fishmen normally love to show off their oral skills since they can stay down for ages, using their gills to breath n all that."

"R-Robin-san..." Camie suddenly spoke, her dripping face looking so tired already but yet still eager to please, "As th-thank you, can I p-please...?"

The archaeologist was already guiding her head down into her crotch. Camie quickly lapping and suckling at Robin's slit with a very eager tongue. Her lips sealing around Robin's own tightly, not needing to come up at all while her tongue plundered deep into the brunette's pussy. "Ah! I-it seems th-that the book ha~had it correct!" Robin's eyes were already fluttering from Camie's attention and I assisted things by massaging Robin's tits for a bit as well. A combined attack from us to make her almost as sweaty as Camie.

I couldn't hold back anymore. My cock had sat idle in unplundered depths too long. Slowly moving my hips, I could hear muffled moans from Robin's slit as Camie's pussy stretched for me. It was very tight inside, and I could tell I tore something on my way down, so I retreated lightly and began doing only light pistoning with half my length for now.

Deeper and deeper my dick dove. With each thrust providing a few more centimetres into Camie's cunt. It helped that I knew how to massage her from the inside, so any wincing she may have started with was melting away with how much I expertly moved through her. Stroking and moving her internal muscles so that I could build her towards a deep and satisfying mermaid orgasm.

It was my first ever proper threesome so I also tried to make sure Robin was happy too. My hand had never left her right tit, her own hand cupping mine while it massaged her, and from how she twitched and moaned I could tell it was the right call.

Words had left us all as we indulged in each other's bodies. My thrusting reaching my full speed as Camie moaned into Robin's pussy. Her clenching walls were holding onto me so tightly, and I could feel her climax fast approaching.

My own orgasm wasn't on its way, but I did decide to get Robin there to hear the wonderful sounds of both women's climaxes at once. Focusing my hands on the archaeologist, I reach past Camie to pinch Robin's clit while clamping her areola between my middle and index finger's knuckles. Pulling her large tit upwards for a little bit of pain mixed with **** massage pleasure was one of the things I'd found Robin really enjoyed during her peak, and I was rewarded for my knowledge by her drowning the mermaid with cum.

"AHHH!! NATSUOOO~!" She moaned after my combined attack. The flood of hot liquid on her tongue made Camie lose it too, and I got to experience both sexy ladies orgasming in choir. Mermaid pussy squeezing me as tightly as it could but not sending me over the edge just yet. Instead I just ran my hands over the two of them to get as much pleasure from their climaxing bodies as I could.

Camie got especially loud when my hands massaged her tail. The original reason I got into this mess in the first place when I thought about it. Perhaps having what is essentially one leg to move around on doubled the stress of our two. Who knows, it was cold, scaly, and fun to touch while it twitched and slapped the bed.

I sat back and admired the view. My cock still hard but taking a breather for a potential round two's fun. Older mature Robin and young cute Camie with open mouths and sweaty faces. Looking at me with hunger in their eyes that made me sure that round two was on its way.