Down Where It's Wetter (Part 2: Illegal Love)

Cover Story: From The D*cks of the World Continued - Vol. 3
Gem was at his wits end. The old Miss Valentine and Miss Doublefinger women had been rather insistent in keeping his ability to explosively pleasure both of them a secret from their ex-Baroque Works friends. He thought it was because of their shyness or awkwardness, but soon found out it was just a way for the pair to keep things kinky. Mikita would float his body to the top of the Spiders Café to have secret sex with him above their friends and customers, all while trying to hold in the various leaking juices from their privates. The hope that the older Zala would be any more responsible with his body was rendered asunder when she kept him pinned to the wall of their wine cellar all night with her spikes. The poor ex-Mr 5 just wanted to live a peaceful life as a Fireman, though Gem knew he really couldn't complain whenever they treated him to a lovely threesome in their old tight costumes.

Well, things had certainly gotten boisterous up here.

We’d ended up in the Mermaid Inlet, a place seemingly teeming with mermaids. It was ridiculously pretty here, with waterways filled with multicoloured fish, coral and rocks to give it a ‘tucked away’ feeling, and of course all the lovely busty ladies eager to show us a good time.

How did I know they were all busty? Well, eyes. But also I MAY have added a normality when we got here. In some ways it made the mermaids around us more modest so I’d say I’m earning points in the karma column… but honestly I have no idea who I’m kidding. Right now I’m staring so easily at this brunette’s nipples through her wet top that I know it’s a crime in my heart.

Oh right, the new rule was: “On Fishman Island, all the lady’s favourite pastime is wet T-Shirt contests.”

Look, I’ve been surrounded by ladies in bras ‘n bikinis for the last few days (oh what a problem, you think sarcastically) so when I thought about all the wet fun around us with these busty mermaids… yeah, I just went for it. T-Shirts and tank tops had then suddenly appeared on all of their bodies, making them look rather more casual than the models that had been here before, but as they swam around those multicoloured tops faded and clung to their skin so easily. Not to mention that so many had decided to forgo the bras they’d originally been wearing…

It was hard not to just baulk at the boobs. Curvy ladies with nipples bleeding through their tops, clearly erect as they giggled at our reactions. One ginger lass with freckles had shown just how sticky her top had been, peeling off her pure white shirt that had a monkey on the front to just barely show off her underboob. Somehow the lack of skin really helped to show off the thick jiggly cleavage underneath the t-shirt.

Fuck, I’m a thousand leagues under the sea and I’m thirsty as hell, ain’t I? Focus on other things, like the luscious waterfalls with a blue sky above us. The coral nestled between the shores like little flutes had grown from the ground. It was seriously beautiful, a guy could really wash some dishes in those waterfalls… wait, why the hell did I think that?! Fuck it, let’s focus back on the mermaids. I knew someone who would agree.

“I WANNA LIVE HERE FOREVERRRR!!!!”

Sanji was dancing, diving, and swimming around the mermaids as much as he could. All with a love heart on his eye and a lewd grin on his face. He’d practically been weeping on first viewing of the magnificent babes, and while Chopper worried his nosebleeds may start up again he seemed to be keeping a lid on his schnoz.

Both Luffy and Chopper had been **** to sit out of the mermaid fun times, thanks to good ol anti-swimming measures their devil fruits gave them. Both chatting to Camie about something or other I didn’t catch (some guy named Chinbley I think?). Usopp was also far more chill than his blonde chef friend, exploring one of the torrents of water that the fish were using for transport. And Marguerite hadn’t been ready to leave Luffy’s side after her ‘failure’ to protect him with the shipwreck. She was however also wearing one of Camie’s shirts rather loosely with the wet white fabric sticking to her lovely pink curves and showing off her breasts so nicely. The normality must have been retroactive and for anyone who visited Fishman Island as well, so I had many reasons to go find Robin soon. But with everyone out of it, this meant it was mostly just me and Sanji swimming around the luscious pools with the mermaids.

At first I was just wading on the surface while appreciating the view, like when three girls all began splashing each other’s chests and watching as their tops became more skin colour with each attack… but when my boner got rather intense I dove under the water. Cool out time. It was a surprisingly deep pool as well. I think it was connected to the ocean, and so I was able to get really far down into the depths to explore some more of the interesting sea life.

“Humans swim so weirdly!” A raven haired mermaid who was swimming beside me laughed, easily talking underwater while my cheeks were just filled with air. Though I’d magically changed her top to be a see-through pink tank-top so I could handle the laugh, “Look at how his two fins struggle to kick!”

I wanted to retort ‘Dragon only gave me basic swim training’ but we were quite a distance under the water right now. Not even my earring was going to save me from drowning haha… you know, suddenly the surface feels very far away.

My body began to climb but her teasing nature seemed to want to hold my hand and spin me a few times first, maybe thinking I was underwater dancing with her.

Frantic and flailing is how I’d describe my next movements, finally getting through to her with my beautiful interpretive dance that: ME NEED AIR LIVE.

"Mary!" Camie suddenly appeared, gripping my body and growling at the playful other mermaid, "you know humans can't breathe down here!"

“Oh, sorry about that.” She said with a ditzy smile. There was a tiny pause before she tilted her head, "aren’t you gonna…?"

The green haired mermaid I thought was my saviour just treaded water with my body, "i-in a sec… he's sq-squeezinggg me so goooood~" Great. I was about to die because my hands couldn't not massage.

Thankfully moving my hand to my empty throat got the message across and she finally dragged me up to the surface. My lungs finally found roaring peace as I gasped intensely, coughing and deep breathing while the pain in my chest finally started to disappear.

"Y-you psycho!"

“Sorry! Sorry!” Camie defended, still gripping me tightly in her arms, “But… now that you’re alright, can you keep-?”

“WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!”

The mood changed quickly in the two seconds I got to see. My head was shoved back under the water immediately before I felt the waves rush by my face. The green haired mermaid dragging my flailing body away very quickly before I once more gasped for air. “W-WHA-?!”

Her hand clamped around my mouth, “Quiet!”

I knew when to do what I was told, especially when someone looked as worried as Camie right now, even if her methods had been rude. She’d brought me to a rather tall rock, pressing her body against me while my back was against the cool stone. Her eyes weren’t anything but scared though, darting around the corner while trying to stay as hidden as possible. I could only see a similar thing happening further down, where once stood Luffy and Chopper now was a mermaid peeking around a large clam.

“-uman reports are never lies!” The voice I’d heard before being dragged under finally reached my water filled ears, “Hody runs this port! If we find out you’re hiding the human invaders, he won’t hesitate to rip the café to shreds! Gyahahahaha!!” Shrill sneering voice man was clearly angry, and I could hear kicking objects accompanying his sickening words.

“Please! We don’t know anything about humans!”

“Sir, please don’t break our café! We need revenue to pay back Hody’s protection tax!”

“Shoulda thoughta that before humans invaded! GYAHAHAHAHAHA!”

From here I could see Sanji's face inside a mermaid’s chest. Thank god he’d gotten over his nose bleed problem or else we’d be in big trouble… though I could also see Luffy wanting to break out from behind the clam, with Usopp and an overly large Chopper wrestling with him to stay hidden.

“This is all my fault…” Camie murmured into my ear, “I should have warned Luffy-kun about Hody… sent him away, before he gets wrapped up in Fishman Island’s problems…” She whimpered with so much guilt and fear, thonking her head onto the rock next to my head while the breaking objects got closer and closer.

I didn’t really know what to say, but my hands still pressed against her back reassuringly. “Hey, if there’s one thing I know about being a revolutionary it's that no island deserves to be bullied by ‘their own problems’. Marines, pirates, assholes with devil fruits, whatever. Dragon… always knew when to fight for those in need. I haven’t known him for long but I’m sure Luffy is… are you even listening to me?”

Her eyes were rolled up, her breathing ragged, her face so full of blush. I realised that Camie’s body was grinding up against me not to hide from the assholes breaking things and more to just rub against me. My speech wasn’t even that bad for once, why was she acting like this?

“Hands…” She moaned, her nose sniffing long and hard against my neck, “so good… sogdosgosoodoogoood….”

I really needed to get a cage for these fingers or something, I tried to put my hand on her mouth, “Shh! They’ll find us!”

Camie just ended up licking my fingers as she moaned lewdly, “MMmmMMMm! Please massage me more!”

Her tail was bent around back to press deeply against the back of my hands, keeping them pinned against her back while our bodies began slipping down into the water. My toes just barely keeping my nose above the waves on a single piece of protruding yet slippery coral below me.

“Hmm? What’s going on over there?!”

This really was how I was about to die. Either drowned by a horny mermaid, or killed by an angry fishman. If I live this then next island I’m staying on the fucking boat. I-

Hang on.

Why’s her tail come off?

Wait, no, it’s not come off, but… butt! It sort of peels away from her human part to a secret treasure trove of twin cheeks! I was so curious my fingers delved into the wet zone of Camie’s-

“NNYYYYAAAAAAAAACUMMINGCUMMINGCUMMINGCUMMMMMINNNNGGGG!!!!”

Oh shit.

Camie had thrown her head back all the way to the water, spine bending far while her breasts flapped about against the waves, and a stream of what I could only imagine splashed against my bare chest in the water. I tried to catch her but slippery was an understatement. The big fish lady’s orgasm just making her writhe and moan even louder as my fingers rubbed against her more.

“What’s going on over there?!” The voice yelled, then the stomping, getting very close until a head poked over the rock.

A fishman, wearing a worn down suit with fedora hat, with yellow scales and a long snout, looking like a big eel with bigger teeth that snarled at me and Camie. “Uh, hi?”

“It’s a human!” He gasped, lifting the large weapon he had on his shoulder and bringing it up easily above his head, readying a swing while I froze in fear.

Thankfully a foot collided with his face.

“Woo! Let’s go, Camie!” Luffy clapped happily, snapping his foot back to his body. “I didn’t wanna hide anymore either!”

The eel man was growling and nursing his foot printed face, “Grr… it’s another one! Get him, bARGH!” Oh look, another foot. This one landed in the fishman’s stomach and sent him flying back to his ‘boys’ with a mighty crash.

“Oi, grabby, what did you do to Camie?” Sanji grumbled, a trickle of blood from his nose made him less scary than he probably wanted. Guess he was only mostly fixed. “Shouldn’t Robin be here if you wanted a threeway? You ain’t cheating on her are-”

“She came on her own!” I tried to defend, though her post-orgasm smooches on my neck weren’t helping. “Can you please get her off of me?! I keep swal-gack!”

Thankfully, the chef wasn’t a jerk. Splashing himself into the water to separate me and Camie, giving me enough of a chance to scramble away from her and onto the nearby bank. I still had to keep my head down as a bunch of (I could only guess) water bullets were being shot around above me. Luffy seemed to be dodging fine, but this entire scenario had gone from 0 to 100 in a blink of an eye. And I just wanted to be rid of them.

“Normally those guys attacking us will leave us alone.” I mumbled under my breath, still crawling out of the salty ocean while keeping as low a profile as I-

“There’s another one here, boss!”

A blue man with gills down his sides and a Hawaiian shirt on had suddenly appeared above me. I was still soggy with water and Camie’s juices so basically no chance for me to dodge this, his hand full of knife began lunging down towards me. I winced, only for searing fire to dance along my back. The fishman who had attacked me now lay with a thick layer of soot and a thin layer of burns thanks to a recent explosion.

My long nosed saviour gave me a thumbs up from behind his protective clam, yelling out, “Does anyone know why they’re attacking us?!”

“You stupid human! We need to kill that one and the heretic he made climax!” Barked the yellow eel man, pointing at me then to Camie. We all shared a confused look between us before the angry fish got even angrier, “This is the rules of Fishman Island! Laws that have been followed since long ago! It is forbidden to share blood or love with humans!”

“What?!”

“This rule was laid by you humans long ago! You called us monsters, you refused to mix your blood, refused to show us the care you showed each other! Anyone who shares the fluids of life with a human is to be killed!”

Sanji growled, still holding the gasping Camie in a marriage hold and tightening his grip towards the yellow man. “I don’t care what laws there are, no one’s harming a single hair on a maiden’s head! Especially not just for having an orgasm!”

“This is our land, our rules, don’t try to interfere… -hic-.” The drunk looking octopus man with him added. “Now, Hody Jones wants to meet with you, Monkey D. Luffy… -hic-”

The man with a straw hat just frowned, “I’m not-”

“He’s not going with you!” Marguerite yelled, firing off three arrows to land directly in the chests of the three fishmen. I have no idea what she has in those things since the impact made them fall back hard, “Luffy! We need to fall back!”

He just pouted at her, “Oi, I wanted to hit em. Don’t take all the fun!”

Before she could protest, more commotion began erupting around them, “She just took down Hammond of the Fishman District!”

A black haired mermaid near Usopp pointed to a huge oarfish floating above us with a yellow outfit on, “Take the taxi up to the main district! Just please bring Camie with you!”

“We were going to do that anyway!” Luffy beamed, stretching his arms out to grab as many of us as he could. The feel of his rubber wrapping around my bare chest is still really weird, before getting practically thrown upwards by his bizarre strength and landing on the taxi. Everyone seemed to be more used to his handling than I, since I was the only one who face-planted onto the fish, but the fact I was away from immediate danger was nice.

There was much shouting below us as the taxi quickly swam away from the scene of the ‘crime’. I even heard some talk about some royalty showing up, though the whole event had gotten so weird I almost forgot that, for some reason, my earring didn’t work again…

Before Chopper gave her a sedative to help her sleep, Camie was lucid enough to take us to a pretty cool place called ‘Madame Shyarly’s’. A small little building near the famed Mermaid Café. Inside was a lot of mythical looking items while still being a cosy little abode in itself, a cute couch on the side, a large beanbag the host was sat on, a small pillow holding her crystal ball, and the futon that Camie was currently sleeping on with Chopper examining her.

It was also home to the famous and titular Madame Shyarly, who was a half shark woman fortune teller. She was absolutely gorgeous, one of those mysterious older women just dripping with sexuality. Her size was probably twice mine, though it was hard to tell as she lay casually on her large red beanbag chair. She wore a black shirt she was pouring water onto to make as wet as possible with a lovely pink nipple/dark blue cleavage combo underneath, and had long crossed navy legs under her lovely black skirt, all while she milked one of those cigarettes on a stick for sustenance.

But of course, I couldn’t really enjoy anything about her as the chef wouldn’t stop grilling me.

“How could you make a mermaid cum?!” Sanji barked in my face, jamming his finger repeatedly into my chest, “You scumbag, Natsuo! You better give me all the specifics! Area of enjoyment, the face she made, techniques, all of it! Tell me exactly how to become as good at massage as you are! …so I can kick your ass harder!”

“It was an accident!” I vehemently defended, ignoring his less than subtle intentions, “The mermaids kept trying to drown me and then my stupid hands kept wanting to grasp onto something for safety!”

“Interesting, your abilities will prove you well in life,” Shyarly purred, taking a long drag from her cigarette while giving a mixful smile to me, “Though, perhaps not here. To make yourself a wanted man upon hours of arriving to the Island is rather impressive.”

Usopp shrugged with a shit eating grin, “Better you than me, buddy.” To which I huffed at him, “Why IS Natsuo in trouble? All Camie did was… orgasm?”

“Yeah! Cumming feels great! The Kuja made me cum a bunch of times!” Luffy announced proudly, earning Sanji’s ire once more. At least it was off of me.

Sharley sighed, looking at the window with sadness, “The twisted fate of those locked down in these depths is far deeper than I have any right to explain. All you need to know is the inherent hate lying beneath Fishman Island is not easily solved. Many believe in complete segregation, in all forms, and mutual love is particularly frowned upon.”

Damn. I’d heard bits and pieces from Hack and Koala, but things are really bad here. To think I’d get on the bad side of the world just cause I massaged a girl too hard…

“You’re not the only one on the lam, Natsuo-san,” my mind was interrupted by the skeleton on the couch that we’d bumped into on our way here. Brook was lounging with his own cigarette, smoke pouring from his many face holes with his legs spread wide. Oh, and he had multiple mermaid lipstick marks on his face after he’d come out of the Mermaid Café with two busty babes in his arms, “Swae and Lana couldn’t keep their hands out of the bone zone, so I too am now a wanted criminal for bringing their bodies to nirvana.” It was both matter of fact yet also a little smug how he talked.

My question now was the same as when we’d run into him, “How’d that even work…?”

“And if we needed a blood donor? The way they were talking, that seems off the table too…” Chopper had kept focused on the important stuff while he scratched his doctorly frown, I love when he’s serious because he’s seriously cute. “I’m also worried about Camie, she’s been moaning and turning a while now. Her post-orgasm should have worn out…”

Usopp nodded with his own frown, “Almost looks like what happened to Nami…”

“What the hell did you do to Nami?!”

It was Chopper who came to the squeaking sniper’s aid, “Calm down, Sanji. Some women’s perverted natures just get them too riled up sometimes. Usopp saved Nami.” He explained while a sigh of relief escaped Usopp’s mouth.

“Luffy saved a lot of us as well. Sana said if not for his endless energy a lot of our first interactions with him sexually would have been rather dire.” The blonde amazon explained, earning a grin from the man himself, and an annoyed sigh from Sanji which she picked up on but kept quiet about.

“And now it is Camie's turn to be saved from her own internal heat." Shyarly frowned, "I foresaw this, it seems it is that time of her life…”

We looked over at Shyarly, who stood up and walked to where Camie was laying face down. The larger woman loomed over her, moving her butt so that it was the most elevated part of the greenette’s body, and then immediately pulled down the pink mermaid tail to where her butt was exposed to the group.

“Woah!”

“The hell?!”

“Haha! So THAT’S where mermaids poop from!”

Though I’d accidentally fingered it earlier, it was quite a surprising sight to see a human looking buttocks appear from the mermaid’s rear. And amongst the surprise was the fact it was a really nice ass to be exposed to, Camie had some lovely fishy curves that I’d personally felt myself. It almost looked like she had legs that were just crammed into a mermaid tail costume, the science behind mermaids was a lot to take in.

“As you may know, mermaids split their tails when they are around the age of thirty,” The large woman lifted her skirt to reveal two long navy legs to match the skintone of her waist, “This can happen naturally or, like it did with me a few days ago, it can happen from moments of great arousal.”

“Ohh! Like with Old Lady Kokoro! Maybe she also had her tail split because-!”

“Chopper, I beg you not to finish that sentence.”

Shyarly continued, “As we are more beastial than you, when the time is right our urge to breed is also much higher than humans. I had to seek out a truly wonderful man from outside the village in order to satiate my heated urges, which I’m sure he’ll tell you all about, little Luffy.”

We all looked at the captain who just tilted his head, “Eh? Who is it? Brook?”

“Guilty as charged~” The skeleton cockily grinned before being kicked in the head by Shyarly. “Guoh!”

She hissed through jagged teeth, “Vulgar skeleton. My boyfriend is far greater than you and your wandering hands.” The tall woman huffed while Brook smouldered in the mess he’d landed in. Shyarly turned back to Luffy, “I have foreseen you’ll reunite with him soon enough, but for now I must explain this.”

“Young Camie is not old enough to have her legs separate, but she is old enough to wish to fornicate. When a mermaid reaches both this age and sexual desire, her body adapts her tail scales accordingly. It is the only part of a mermaid where there is a second layer of skin underneath, and so that’s why I can peel off this part of her tail with such ease.”

Luffy was very intrigued, already poking around Camie’s butt and wiggling the tail scales, “Wow, like how Chopper can take his fur off!”

“I can’t do that!”

“As you can see, her pussy is right here,” She demonstrated by spreading the ‘leg’ part near the bottom, “In preparation for the eventual separation of her tail, there is an opening that mimics the legs she will one day grow. It may look like you can slide the whole tail down, but I assure you that you must not go further than what is safe.” The older woman advised before her smile grew warm again, "But what is underneath holds wonderous nectar, only to be sampled by those who have stolen the hearts of the young mermaid."

Fingers reached down and spread Camie's pussy. Her slit glistened in a sunbeam, a thoroughly sticky mess connecting to Madame Shyarly’s fingers as she showed off Camie’s privates. It looked rather untouched with two puffy lips on either side and a fairly erect clitoris just begging to be played with. It was also then when I noticed everything the fortune teller had been saying, she said while looking directly at me.

“Uhh, I have a feeling I know the answer already, but why are you talking only to me?” I asked with nervousness.

The tall woman nodded, “That’s right, little masseuse. Camie has chosen you to mate with.”

“F-for life?!”

She just giggled at me, “No, you tiny cutie. Just the once will be enough to satiate her carnal needs. Though, if she enjoys you then perhaps? Who knows?” Her half lidded eyes seemed to know more than she was verbalising, “Her heart has chosen you as a suitable partner and her body has become heated only for you, as much of a burden this is for you, as this is part of her half-fish biology I’m afraid I must ask you to follow through with your seduction for her sake.”

“You son of a bitch.” Sanji hissed, slamming his fist into the ground, “It should have been me! Not him! It’s not FAIR!”

Luffy was still enjoying himself, “Wow, so fishies only wanna have sex with one person?”

“Not necessarily, but there are many who partner for life once their biology drives them towards their desires. I’ve personally foreseen many, many years of happiness with my boyfriend. Unless he does that thing in twelve years and twenty two days, in which case I hate him.” Shyarly was a little bit more emotional than I’d given her credit for. Tapping her foot at future anger, perhaps that’s what happens when you can live in all timelines?

“So if Natsuo doesn’t have sex with Camie, she’s going to overheat?” Chopper asked.

Brook shook his head with a serious expression and a gloomy tune on his shark guitar, “Steamed fish. What a way to go.”

I balled up my fists and pressed my knuckles into my eyes. This one wasn’t even my fault! Well, I guess making the world a sexier place and giving my hands cheat codes for pleasure IS kinda my fault, but it was an accident this time!

“Nng…” I groaned under my breath, “Can we at least get to Robin first? I don’t wanna just… flat out cheat without her consent.”

Marguerite tilted her head, “Do you know where your girlfriend is located?”

“Oh! Perona-san told me that Robin and Franky are at the Sunny! It landed near the Forest of the Sea,” Brook announced with a pretty good guitar riff, “She’s on the hunt for Zoro, which could take her all week! Ow!”

“Going through Fishman Island is going to be tough since you’re Public Enemy number one and two,” Usopp commented. He was right, I was certainly not going to be able to protect Camie if those guys came around again, especially if my earrings don’t work on them for whatever reason, “And we should really be trying to find everyone as well.”

“I’ll protect Camie-chan!” Sanji instantly waved his hands up, “I wish I’d been quicker than the hand clown to have her choose me as her mate… but since you’re being respectful of Robin-chan I’ll help you out too.”

Chopper was hopping about too, “I’ll help as well! I don’t want Camie to get any worse before we get to Robin!”

“Thanks you two, I definitely appreciate it.” Seriously, most of the revolutionary guys just yelled at me for not pulling my weight most of the time. I was swallowing back tears here!

“You all seem to have immense respect for each other’s boundaries, I can respect that,” Shyarly smiled to herself, “I think I’ll be happy no matter what my boyfriend chooses in the future.” It was a very strange comment but before anyone could ask her she pointed out the door, “If you go in six and a half minutes time and stick to the main street then you should be able to avoid the thugs chasing you.”

We all began separating at that point. Chopper transformed into a more reindeer-like form and Usopp was getting various vines ready to tie Camie onto him. Luffy was helping to lift her in a soft way, and Madame Shyarly returned to her crystal ball.

I was just getting myself ready mentally to know what to say to Robin when we got there when Sanji placed his hand on my shoulder, “Just make sure this is the ONLY mermaid you fondle. I want the next one, ya hear?”

The other blonde Marguerite had decided that now was a good time to bring up something on her mind, “You seem to have problems accepting other’s achievements in sex. Why is that?”

Sanji coughed at the sudden question, “I- uh, it’s…”

“Green is very much not your colour, Sanji-san.” said Brook while sipping some tea he’d made for himself.

“I’m not jealous!”

“You can be a little uptight though, dude,” I agreed, shuffling backwards to behind the amazon lady as a protective layer. “And you already did it with a buncha Kuja too right? So why are you getting jealous?”

“It isn’t about me, it’s about women being precious.” Sanji retorted, which only earned an unimpressed eyebrow from Marguerite, “I mean more that there’s plenty of idiots who don’t know how to take care of a lady properly. Sure, you all have girlfriends, but it is my job as a man to make sure they’re as happy as possible, dammit! No matter who they’re with, if I see any of you slacking then I’ll kick you into the shape they need!”

Shyarly hummed, “That’s very noble of you strange boy. But you must let those young fools make the choices and failures themselves, otherwise they’ll blame you and not learn the lessons they need to learn.”

“I guess,” He agreed, reaching up to light her cigarette before doing the same with his own, “Maybe I’ll back off a bit if it really is bothering everyone. But I reserve the right to kick any one of your asses for hurting a lady!”

“You know? I can surprisingly live with that,” I admitted. Someone had to keep me in check, and if I ever accidentally hurt the pure and innocent Robin then having this guy beat me up would make me feel better, probably. Karma and all that malarkey. Though if she felt hurt by having to do a threesome with Camie then we may be in trouble quite soon…

“Chopper’s ready to go,” Usopp announced, “And your time is about up. We’ll meet you guys back at the ship once we’ve looked around some more, deal?”

“Just don’t go causing more trouble,” said Sanji in response, though as he passed Luffy he added, “Or cause a bunch of trouble and get love making back on the menu. Whichever comes naturally.”

“Shishishi!” Was all Luffy’s big grin bothered to respond with.

After a quick wave to our splintered group, we slipped out Madame Shyarly’s backdoor and began hurrying down main street. Just as she’d predicted we had no interruptions and almost a straight shot to avoid more trouble. It certainly would have looked strange, with a tied up Camie on the back of a reindeer, but thankfully Usopp had provided us with a shawl to cover Camie’s body. Now just looking like two guys and their animal moving cargo through the street. The bustling crowds around us thankfully weren’t too big, though there were lots of shops and interesting buildings that would have been cool to explore under better circumstances.

The four of us soon arrived at where Shyarly had guided us, which was a little bubble bike rental place, “We probably need a big one to fit us all,” said Chopper quietly, trying not to bring attention to the talking animal even among all the fish people, “but this should be able to get us to the forest much quieter.”

“I’ll go get us one,” Sanji pat me on the back, “You just stay here and figure out how to break this to Robin-chwan.” His little smirk followed him as he walked towards the blue rental guy between all the bikes. My heart was very much dreading the future already even without Sanji’s little comment, and as I looked over to the sleeping Camie all I could do was slump my shoulders with a sigh.

A friendly horn bumped into my shoulder, “Don’t worry, Robin won’t be mad,” Chopper reassured me. “She said she really liked you as well. Just be honest and I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

My heart was as giddy as a schoolgirl’s hearing my girlfriend liked me, which would be embarrassing if I wasn’t so happy with the fact. With a cough I thanked the doctor, “Appreciated. I just wish I could… hang on…” I stopped myself when something caught my eye. Mind a sudden whir of ideas as Sanji headed back to us with our bike.

“Alright, Robin-Chwan and the robot, here we- where are you going?”

“C-could you two wait here for just a second? I’ll only be two minutes, promise.” I begged, practically dancing in place about to rush over to what I wanted. With a slightly annoyed shrug being all the permission I needed, my body zoomed off.