Get a car

I walked down to the Audi dealership, about a 15 minute walk from my house. I could see there were no customers in at the moment.

Before going in, I pulled out my phone and put in a new rule:

"My bank account always has $1 billion dollars in it at the start of each day. Whenever there is less than $1 billion dollars in the account, the world's 100 richest people each donate equally to return the balance to $1 billion. Nobody questions why this happens."

I walk in and a slim middle eastern man with an immaculately trimmed beard sees me before coming up to me.

"Have you been helped yet?" he asked.

"No, not yet," I respond.

"Well my name is James" the man says to me as I look around. I finally see what I'm looking for: a slim brunette girl with glasses and long hair at a desk.

"Sorry James" I say, "but do you mind if I speak with her instead? Is she a salesperson?"

"She is!" the man replies, "that's Alice and I'll let her know you're looking to speak with her". I can tell he's a bit annoyed that a 20 year old is dismissing him, but goes to her and lets her know I'm looking to speak with her.

In the meantime I turn to the coffee machine and go make myself a cup.

"Hi! I understand you were looking for me?" I hear from behind me, and see Alice standing there. She has a business casual outfit on and looks to be a cross between a librarian and a business woman. In either case, she was hot.

"Yes! Name's Josh" I say.

"Great to meet you Josh, what can I help you with today?"

"I want to buy a car" I say with a smile.

"Oh! Well, thats definitely something we can help you with here" she says with a laugh, "what were you thinking? A3? A4?"

I point to a car on the floor - has anyone already bought that?

"Thats an RS5, and surprisingly, no, nobody's bought it yet. Theres usually a waitlist"

"Can you show me the features of it inside?"

She looks annoyed, likely thinking theres no way in hell that I'd be someone capable of affording a $130,000 car like this.

"Is this something you're actually considering purchasing?" she asks, folding her arms.

Huh, I think to myself, I should have realized people wouldn't take me seriously off the bat, might as well make some changes. Pulling out the app, I give myself the same powers as I gave Emma, rewriting the rule to say:

"Any time I or my sister Emma asks anyone but me to do either of us a favour, they will be compelled to try their very best to do whatever we ask."

"Excuse me, sir?" Alice asked, "I know its a nice car, but unless you are seriously considering purchasing it, I have a few things I need to get to. You're free to look at it yourself."

I look up from my phone and grin.

"Alice, come on, do me a favour and show me the features. Here, get in on the passenger side."

Her demeanor immediately changes from annoyed to eager. "Oh alright then, my work can wait."

She gets into the car and sits down as I get into the driver's side.

"So what features are you particularly interested in?" she asks.

"Well, how's the noise insulation?" I ask as I close my door.

She closes hers as well and says "well, you get what you pay for, its fantastic"

"Hmm, well, I think I'm going to need to test something out, but I'm going to need your help."

"Of course!" Alice replies, "how can I help?"

I frown and say "I felt like you didn't treat me very well when I first came in, and I think you should make it up to me"

Caught between this and my previous instructions to help, I could see that Alice was uncomfortable, "I apologize, how can I help?"

"Well," I say, looking down at the centre console, "I'm trying to figure out if this is too wide for someone to give me road head while driving, can you help?"

I wondered if this would get captured under my previous order as a "feature".

"What the fuck?! Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to l-"

I guess not, I chuckled to myself.

"Please, as a favour to me."

Almost as if she'd short circuited, she stopped mid sentence, took a deep breath and said "today's just been the most stressful day, I'm so sorry I acted that way Josh, here, let me help." With that bent over and did a bobbing motion over my crotch.

"You can see", she continued, "its not the most comfortable for the passenger, but its definitely doable"

"I'd really appreciate it if you gave me an actual blowjob to show me, it would be a real favour."

She paused again for what felt like too long to be appropriate given our previous instructions to help with every request I made. Eventually, though, she reached out and grabbed her hair and tied it into a neat pony tail, securing it with a tie that she had on her wrist. She then gave me a quick smile before pulling my zipper down and fishing out my cock.

After giving a cursory lick to the tip, she parted her lips and went down on my cock, bobbing up and down. I rested my hand on top of her head, guiding her up and down.

Not wanting to cum just yet, I said "excellent, thank you Alice, that'll do for now. This is perfect, I'll buy it."

Getting up with a smile wiping her mouth with the back of her hand, she pulled her hair down from the ponytail she said "Great! I'll get the paperwork ready".

I zipped up my jeans and asked "When can I drive out with it?"

"Assuming financing is in order, I can get it ready for you by tomorrow" Alice replied.

"Hmmm, that won't do, can you take me to the manager?"

"Sure!" she said, follow me.

As we walked by James looking bored at his desk I said "hey, can you do me a favour and come with us to the manager's office?"

"Absolutely!" James said, now excited to help.

Alice led the way upstairs into an office where a 50-ish year old man was sitting at his desk typing something on his computer.

"Alice, what the fuck are you do-" the man started before noticing me.

"Hi, the name's Josh!" I said, offering a hand, which the man took. I then walked to a chair facing him in the office.

"Tom", he replied, "I'm the manager of the dealership, its not normal procedure that customers get brought up here, what is this all about?"

"i'd like to buy that Audi RS5 and drive it out of here in the next 10 minutes or so using dealer plates while you guys do all the backend stuff that you need to do."

"Ha! I'd like a million things sonny, but that doesn't mean they happen."

"Hmmm, ok, well, as a favour, I'm going to ask for a few things. First, Tom, can you please confirm that you'll do what I asked and send James to put the dealer plates on in the meantime? Second, Alice, can you pick up where you left off while I wait?"

Tom nodded and said "you heard him James, do it."

Alice kneeled between my legs with her back towards Tom and started unzipping me as I continued looking at Tom.

She reached around and grabbed the base of my cock, working her hand down over the shaft and teasing my balls while kissing the top.

"Does it bother you watching Alice suck my cock?" I asked, genuinely curious.

"Not really, Sir," said Tom, "the customer's always right!"

"Good" I replied.

This whole ordeal made me realize that I needed the power to make some more minute changes and so I pulled out my phone an typed a new rule:

"Whenever I say the phrase 'bow before me', the person or people I say it to will go into a trance like state. Whatever orders or instructions I give them in that state will be followed when I wake them up"

Just as I confirmed the new rule, James came back up.

"Hey Tom", James said, "plates are on and the car is in the lot ready to go. Sir, here are the keys, and we'll drop by your house tomorrow to finalize any remaining details regarding the sale."

"Great!" I said as I pulled my dick out of Alice's mouth and gave her a soft tap on the cheek with it, "all three of you, bow before me"