Settle up

Xander mused as he looked at Master P.C. Here in front of him was a chance to really change the world for the better and he was using it for his own perverted gains. That was wrong. Surely... Probably... Mostly...

On the other hand.... Didnt he deserve a win? He had saved the world. At least once by himself... if you looked at it from the certain point of view... so why shouldnt he reward himself and satisfy his some of his baser urges. And... and he was definitely going to make the Summers girls life better by doing so. So win-win, really.

Like, his current dilemma. He could try for Buffy or he could try for Joyce. His earlier wording was ambiguous enough to make either option work. And yet, Xander wondered, why not both? Or more? And how to do it without making him the bad guy?

04- certain men are considered so 'hot' that their sexual proclitivities are allowed by women and society. Sometimes women even compete to be included in 'hot' men's sexual activities.

05- Xander Harris is the only 'hot' man in Sunnydale.

Xander nodded his head. He could feel the change happen. He couldnt help but grin as his history in the Summers house now had more than just a few sexy hi-jinks. Now Joyce and Buffy were going out of their way to just 'happen' upon him with one or both of them in an undressed state, or need his 'help' in a suggestive manner, the Summers girls suddenly wore skimpy clothes, bathing suits, work out clothes or their underwear much more often.

And then there were the other women in Sunnydale who always had a smile and a wink at the ready if he was nearby. There was always the implied option of something being possible.

This was good. But it wasnt perfect. Despite being the only 'hot' male in Sunnydale he still had competition. All female eyes might default to him but there were other guys getting a looksee. And for the most part Xander was fine with that. But in certain cases... the popular guys, the jocks, the dickheads who had bullied him in the past... that was unacceptable.

They had to pay the piper. Settle their karmic debt. To reap what they had sowed by picking on Xander and the other nerds. These guys needed to know what it was to feel... bad.

06- Only nerds, geeks and the less popular guys have a penis over three inches in length and the ability to please a woman sexually. The jocks, rich kids, popular kids, and the bullies have a penis under three inches long and a complete inability(and are incapable of learning how) to please a woman sexually.