Box Of Various Magical Clothing Items With Slogans Or Images Alluding to Transformative Effects

''Well now you're just being petty''

Quit looking up at the chapter title! It's bad enough you're talking to me!

''Hey, you're the one who chose to tell it this way. I'm happy to go home and chill''

No. We're here now. Let's get on with it. Pick out something you like from the box.

''Okay. How about... Oh, leather jacket, score!''

She said, yanking on the thick leather sleeve in her hand and pulling it out of the box

''Dude, what the fuck?''

What?

''She said, yanking on the bla, bla, bla, bla...''

I really regret letting you be meta-conscious now... Narrating the action is my job, there a problem there?

''It's creepy''

I don't care

''Perv''

Wouldn't be here if I wasn't

''Yeah, whatever''

She shrugged, sliding her arms into her newly acquired jacket, without giving so much as a second thought to what message might be written across the back, nor what Implications that might have for her

''Hold up!''

Shit, really regretting the meta-consciousness thing.

''The fuck does it say on this jacket''

Aww, c'mon. The magic doesn't kick in until you put it all the way on at least once

''Sissy-Bar Slut? Do I even want to know what the fuck that one was gonna do?''

Maybe not. But I'm sure somebody does. Do it for them. Go on