Dirty Fighting

Kumiko reached the large wooden doors of the castle lair. As she was looking for a way in, the doors swung open, a loud boisterous voice following suit, “Gwagical Gwirl Gwumiko, Gwuardian Gwof Gwustice, Gweeper Gwof Gweace, Gwhe Gwelfless Gwumanitarian, Gwnd Gwanquisher Gwf Gwvil, Gwou Gwave Gwinally Gwarrived. Gwand Gwust Gwin Gwime Gwor Gwour Gwuneral!”

Kumiko sighed in annoyance. “Gwuck, listen. You do not want to make me any angrier then I am right now. I’ll take you down some way or another, so just surrender now. It’ll save you a beating and me a headache, deal?”

“Gwine, Gwi’ll Gwo Gwhas Gwou Gwask Gwand Gwurrender.” Gwuck raised his hands, and walked towards Kumiko. As she grabbed her Magical Girl handcuffs from her hat, Gwuck took a deep breath and vomited over her chest.

The people from Gwuck’s planet have a acid-like vomit, which luckily for earthlings we are immune for. Clothes on the other hand…

Kumiko could only watch as the purple and yellow sludge on her chest burned a hole through the upper part of her shirt, exposing her bright pink bra. “Are you serious, this was just fixed!” Shouted Kumiko as she covered her small chest with her hands.

“Gwa Gwa Gwa, Gwi Gwill Gwever Gwurrender Gwo Gwhe Gwikes Gwof Gwou, Gwagical Gwirl Gwumiko!”

Kumiko took a shot at Gwuck with her wand, launching him back towards the castle walls. “Gwice Gwhot, Gwut Gwit Gwill Gwake Gwore Gwen Gwat Gwo Gwhake Gwe Gwown.”

Just as he said that, a gargoyle fell down, landing on Gwuck’s head. Thanks to his durability, it didn’t kill him. But it certainly hurt him a lot. He stumbled around for a bit, until a shadow portal showed up and sucked him in.