Gangster’s paradise

“Well, Gina. It is finally time that we return to Dustbin Stories.”

“Wow, it has been ages.”

“Indeed. Isn’t it nostalgic? I also can’t help but notice the distinct lack of cursing from you in that review.”

“Yeah, well, back then I wasn’t broken yet from two years of reading fucking garbage sex stories.”

“No, I am pretty sure that was back when I had that no cursing order in place on you.”

“Oh, right, that too.”

“But enough reminiscing. Do you still remember what happened last time, Gina?”

“I remember the absolute lack of sex. That and Ruby getting her windpipe crushed, because nothing makes engin hornier then brutally killing off girls.”

“Very concerning, but anyways. So much time has passed that I think the best course of action is to start from the very beginning.”

“Great.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

The criminals knew that Dustbin would only remain a haven as long as it remained overlooked and they all agreed to a single condition. Despite any grudges, personal or professional, they would all work to ensure that news of Dustbin's current state would remain hidden from the wider world which also meant that normal people could not be allowed to leave to potentially tell the outside world what was going on.

“That makes fuck all sense!

“I know, I said we would start at the beginning. But I didn’t expect you to complain about stuff we initially glanced over.”

“I mean, don’t they have phones? Or what, are the gangs controlling the phone company too?”

“Hm yes, this is a classic beginners trap in which an author is so desperately trying to explain a particular aspect of the story that it only highlights the issues more. A city overrun by crime isn’t terrible unfeasible. We have real life examples of that. So, there really is no reason to go out of your way and trying to justify the setting.”

“Yeah, yeah, Whatever. I’m making the choices this time around!”

“Didn’t you do so last time?”

“So, skipping all the boring stuff, I tried to **** a thief.”

“An interesting choice.”

“With how the chapter was worded, I thought I got a sex **** out of the bargain, but no that would have been sexy. Instead Ruby just wants her to steal shit and stuff.”

“Well, you know what the say business before pleasure.”

“But guess what, we get neither of it because then the path suddenly stops! What the fuck? I thought this was finished!”

“No, no, Gina. Only the first day is finished. And as it happens that was the last chapter of said day.”

“Fuck that shit! I want sexy lesbian thief action!”

“Hmm...I have to agree that does sound enticing. Ruby could **** her pet thief to do whatever she wants. Even steal her heart.”

“Wow, Marcie. That is cringe, even for you.”

“Well, excuse me!”

“Or Lilah could fight back! Tie Ruby up and pay her back! Fuck! Now I’m horny! Urgghhh! Fuck you, engin!”

“I guess we just have to try something different with our thief.”

LOTS OF TRIES LATER

“Oh for fucks sake, all these choices just link to the same chapter over and over! At least dickgirl guy creates actually new chapters in his humongous porn story!”

“I don’t think we get anything more from this branch, Gina.”

“Fine, guess we just don’t do shit here and head back without delivering the package.”

What next?

Suffering

“Looks like we finally found a sex scene, Gina.”

“Yeah, this time Claw doesn’t **** Ruby but makes her suck his cock, brutally. You know what, Ruby should do?”

“Gina, please.”

“I mean seriously! Why don’t we get the option to bite this fucks dick off?”

“What is your obsession with that?”

“I’m just saying we should at least have the option. I mean, yeah he’s gonna **** us to ****, but guess what fuckshit! You don’t have a dick! And no amount of **** brings that back!”

“Ehem. Ready to take on another path?”

“Fine, might as well start back at the beginning. Again.”

“My turn with the choices.”

“You know what I don’t get Marcie? We have all these fucking character choices at the beginning. Why doesn’t engin focus on Ruby instead? That way she might actually write some sex scenes that doesn’t involve gore.”

“Hmm, good question. But then again this story has 777 chapters. We can hardly call engin a slacker.”

“That would be a fucking insane number if it wasn’t for dickgirl guy. Now every number seems small compared to him. Good job, dickgirl guy. You ruined this site for everyone else!”

“May I get into the branch?”

“Yeah, sure, knock yourself out.”

“This time I decided to take the elevator and would you look at that. I promptly get a sex scene.”

“One that involves Ruby getting her head banged on the elevator panel. Seriously does engin have a head bashing into stuff kink? Because it happens a lot in this.”

“Not everyone is into normal, erotic stuff like myself, Gina.”

“So Ruby gets molested in the elevator and this must be like the biggest fucking skyscraper in the city because this fucker managed to cum inside of Ruby within the time it takes for the elevator to reach the ground floor and that includes the violent foreplay.”

“We do know that Ruby lives at a low enough floor that taking the stairs is feasible, so really the ride couldn’t be that long.”

“Whatever. Let’s just continue reading.”

“I decided to take the non risky job and ended up at a party.”

“That’s oddly uncharacteristically from you, Marcie.”

“I am pretty sure I picked the other option two years ago, Gina. And my aim is to have more sex then you. I am already winning on that front.”

“Oh, fuck you.”

“So, we are at the party and because Ruby is rather curious what is in that package, she asks the guys at the party. Turns out these are guns. Not just any guns either. Special guns.”

"These are guns, but they're not normal guns, they're rather special," he explains and she nods waiting, "Unfortunately if I explain everything I might be putting us in jeopardy so I need something from you first. If I tell you what these guns are for, you have to agree to help us with our plan, that way you're associated and can't double cross us, so you in?"

“Ok, that is one of the dumbest fucking offer I ever came across. Like what fucking moron would agree to this?”

“Well, we don’t get the option not to agree, so Ruby does and...”

“These clowns are apparently planning to topple one of the gangs. And Ruby now has to join them. They seem about as competent as dishwater but maybe they kill Claw, so I’m all for it.”

“And oh look. We even get a non violent sex scene.”

“Meh, It may be non violent, but it's also non lesbian."

“Hm, yes it is a bit plain, no? I mean, structurally sound and all but you can tell engin wishes she could make the guy strangulate Ruby.”

“Now that post nut clarity has set in, Ruby decides that hanging out with these lunatics is not very healthy, so she tries to escape.”

“And promptly gets caught and told to go back to bed.”

“Well, that was pointless. Day’s over. And engin’s obsession with ending everything after Day One is still in full ****, so story ends here.”

“That is unfortunate.”

“Does make me wonder how long engin is planning to write this shit. I mean she’s at it for over two years at this point and just finished Day 1 of her lead character.”

“True, I can appreciate the commitment, but given that reaching the deepest chapter in Ruby’s branch takes about half an hour tops it leaves a lot to be desired. I didn’t feel we progressed all that much compared to our read from two years ago.”

“I mean, compare this to Tower of voices, there was a lot of stuff happening in there! I want that!” Longer branches!”

“So, you find long, deep branches more pleasurable?”

“Yes!”

“...pfft.”

“FUCK YOU!”

“But that is the crux of it really. The potential is there. The setup in both of the main branches is intriguing, but so far it really is just setup. I can’t help but wonder if engin didn’t get too ambitious with this project. Perhaps focusing on one girl would have been the better choice.”

“Stop stealing my complaints.”

“Yes yes, so no masturbation from both of us, obviously. **** just isn’t something either of us enjoys. Well, anything to add, Gina?”

“Yes, more stuff on the sexy thief girl! That’s the best part.”

“Hm and I believe with that we can close this review.”

"Well, it took two years, but the story progressed from no sex to unsexy sex, so maybe if we do another review in two years we get to actual sexy sex."

“My Gina, did you just commit to two more years of this?”

“...fuck.”