Bad cops

“...why are we back at Dustbin, Marcie?”

“...I may have made a slight mistake.”

“Seriously? Again? Wow, you sure screw up a lot lately.”

“Well, excuse me!”

“The least you can do is apologize properly to engin. I bet she was masturbating furiously to the thought of us mocking her shit and you completely cunt blocked her!”

“I don’t think verbal **** is really doing it for her, Gina. But I do apologize for any discomfort I may have caused.”

“Not good enough. Do the review naked, with a vibrator up your ass.”

“…”

A SMALL DELAY

“So, as a way of apology Gina will perform this review naked, with a vibrator lodged into her behind and, to adhere to this story’s theming, handcuffed.”

“Fuck you, Marcie!”

“The vibrator is set to a rather low level, so she really needs the added stimulation from the story to get off. Let’s see if engin delivers.”

“I hate you so much.”

“But maybe if you conduct yourself properly I do let you off on good behavior.”

“Just start the fucking review already!”

“Ah yes, quite. Well, we where supposed to read Emily's path, not Ruby’s so that is what we are going to do.”

“Right, what’s this about? Hardcore bondage?

“Actually, Emily is a rookie cop in the corrupt Dustbin police ****.”

“Wow, talk about a shit job.”

“Well, then let us start reading.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“I do the choices!”

“Ok, ok, geez, Gina.”

“Yeah, I’d like to find a sex scene in here.”

“I suppose you would like to orgasm.”

“Shut up! So, let’s see, first order of business is to choose for which reason our rookie joined the ****. Obviously I picked money and power.”

“Obviously.”

It was all the money and power of the criminal gangs, with less chance of ending up dead, at least as long as you kept in line and didn't try to rock the boat.

“I want to rock the boat though. I want to rock the boat so hard the fucking criminal scum all spill over and get eating by great whites!"

“Yes, yes, Gina. I’m sure there will be a branch where that’s possible.”

"You're going to prove your loyalty by shooting Ex-Officer, now cum dump, Halo in the face,"

“Ok, engin, calm your tits. Holy fuck! That’s **** even for you.”

“Well, at least her name is quite...pfft fitting.”

“Very funny.”

“But I must say that is quite the moral dilemma right out of the bat.”

“Huh? Why? Obviously I’m gonna shoot the bitch.”

“Your not shooting the corrupt officer?”

She shrugs and approaches the woman, who's eyes widen in shock. Emily places the gun to the woman's head and pulls the trigger. There's a sound of a gunshot and a flash, but other than a singe mark on the woman's forehead nothing else happens and Officer Pent begins clapping.

“Yup, expected as much. Fake bullets.”

“Huh. That was actually some rather quick thinking. I suppose they wouldn’t give a rookie actual munition for a test like this.”

“What? Nah. There’s just no way engin is killing someone via headshot. That’s way too gentle for her.”

“I see.”

People like you willing to pull the trigger often end up being great assets to the ****. I bet you'll be calling the shots around here in no time," she says shaking Emily's hand.

“Told ya I’m running this bitch.”

“So, it appears we now have a reputation of being a killer and basically get the job of an assassin. Which seems a bit premature.”

“Meaning we get three targets to choose from which such lovely names as “The butcher” or “Der Meister” I went with the least disgusting sounding and picked The Raven. And what do you know? It’s a girl!”

“A justice vigilante. Who fights crimes in fact.”

"Ah yes that's the fun part... So, she's called the Raven, because she... takes the eyes of her victims," he says and Emily nods.

“Of course! Of course she gouges their fucking eyes out! It couldn’t have been a normal, cute justice fighter! You know, Marcie, I really trying my hardest here to turn this sexy, but engin sure isn’t making it easy!”

“Emily calls the raven and pretends that she wants to work together to betray the police, which she probably is actually after anyways. We even get the choice to double cross both the police and the raven. I like these kind of mindgames. It is all very elaborate.”

“Unfortunately that is when Day 1 ends and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!”

“I don’t want to be a broken record, so I just say that Gina once again failed in finding a single sex scene.”

“As if that’s my fault. I picked all the correct options! Again!”

“Sure, you did.”

“Oh yeah? Go then and have a try yourself! I bet you get a bad end!”

“I suppose I have to get you off someway. As always.”

“Shut up and get on it already! I’m horny!”

“Yes, Yes. Unlike you, I will be joining the **** to reform this corrupt town and turn it into a haven for justice.”

“With you at the helm?”

“Obviously.”

READING IN PROGRESS AGAIN (BGM)

She ran her hand over the back of the gun and imagined using it to arrest one of the criminals who blight this city and a shiver of pleasure went through her body.

“Well, I gotta hand it to you, Marcie. That’s definitely you.”

“I do not derive sexual satisfaction from turning the world into a better place.”

“Ok, looks like this leads to the except same choices as last time. Except the cold blooded killer option is missing.”

“Hm, I suppose I shoot her reluctantly.”

“What the fuck!”

“I mean, I know that there are no bullets in this.”

“THAT’S CHEATING! STOP CHEATING, YOU META GAMING FUCK!”

“Since unlike Gina, I’m not a bloodthirsty ****, I don’t get to work as a killer and instead am able to go on patrol. I can even select my partner. Hmm...a difficult choice.”

“No, it’s not. There’s only one girl. Pick her.”

“Officer Pent seems to be the one somewhat higher up the ladder, so getting into his good graces sounds like a smart choice. Officer Byler meanwhile appears to be the only option who is not completely corrupt. Finally, Officer Kretch has a mustache.”

“For fucks sake, Marcie. Get on with it!”

“Yes, considering my current standing and long term goal, I have deduced that Byler is the most optimal choice. So, I picked her.”

“That’s what I said from the start!”

“And thus we make it on patrol. It didn’t take long for a car to start following us. The car’s clearly up to no good.”

“Shoot it.”

“Don’t be absurd, Gina. Naturally I attempt to loose the car. There should be four people in there and with only two slender women in this we have a substantial advantage.”

“uh hu”

“Emily nods and siin they're far enough “

“I feel like it is worth mentioning that this is the first typo I noticed. Say, what you want about engin’s perverted sexual tendencies, but at least they are well written.”

“Riveting. Get back to the car chase!”

“Well, my plan was obviously flawless and we managed to successfully bamboozle our pursuers. Our next choice is if we spot the car passing us or not. Obviously I picked yes.”

“Yeah, I mean, duh.”

“And thanks to my excellent actions we arrest the two would be slavers. We got them back to the station and start interrogating them...oh my, would you look at that. I even get a sex scene.”

“Yeah sex. In typical engin fashion things escalate very quickly to ****. But apparently engin didn’t feel particularly horny when she wrote that because the girls actually end up kicking ass.”

“To provide context. Someone has slipped our two criminals the key for their handcuffs. Meaning, there is a traitor in the ****. Well err, they are technically all traitors but you know what I mean.”

“Yeah, I’m sure engin wanted to present that as a mystery but I am too horny to care.”

“It is a rather interesting puzzle. Engin set the whole thing up in a way that really anyone at the station could have done so. However, I believe we can rule Byler out, as her actions don’t really make all that much sense if she was in cahoots with the gangsters. As for who the culprit is however. I am drawing a blank. I wonder if the mystery is even solvable at this point or if we miss some clues.”

“Ugh, who cares! I’m horny!”

"It does seem unlikely... For now I don't think we can figure this out. I want two people on guard at all times watching these two. I doubt there's more than one traitor so with two people on guard I doubt the traitor will try anything," Pent states and the rest nod.

“There is an obvious issue with this suggestion. Which I am sure even Gina could figure out. Well, if she wasn’t so randy right now”

“Hey!”

“Interrogate the two separately and ask them both the name or description of the traitor. Inform them that if the information will not match they both get executed.”

“That’s a bit much, Marcie.”

“Well, if you are already corrupt, might as well take advantage of the prisoners dilemma.”

“How about you take care of my dilemma instead?”

“And with that Day one comes to a close. And I have to say from all the various Dustbin branches we read, this one was my favorite. There was a decent amount of content. And things are looking slightly less bleak. My criticism does roughly remain the same. The story, while very solid conceptually, is simply too great in scale for one writer.”

“I’m still horny.”

“Ah, yes I suppose while I found a sex scene it wasn’t exactly to your liking, so you couldn’t masturbate, a shame too. I would have loved to see you try it in handcuffs.”

“Hurry up and get me off already!”

“As a matter of fact, I won’t.”

“What!”

“I decided it might be fun to let engin decide your fate. As way of apology.”

“Eyy!”

“So, engin. Feel free to comment if Gina gets off on parole or if you think she should stay in pfft...horny jail.”

UNHOLY SCREECHING