Retroactive issues makes Bill a smaller man

Bill immediately realized he had chosen the wrong words when he looked down and saw his warm penis was now one third of his size. He was slinking around the apartment to his room when he heard his penis being mocked in the living room. “You know how you guys’ dicks grow when it gets cold?” The girlfriend asked his roommate. He responded nonchalantly admitting to the idea. “Well I just saw Bill come in from the cold he must have been1 inch long cold. How little is he normally do you think?”

He shrugged, “not sure maybe he’s a grower not a shower when he gets erect, but my guess he might be an innie.” The couple was laughing pretty hard at Bill’s mistake.

Bill reopened the book and had to fix his misfortune, but the rule didn’t allow him to change what he had already screwed up, so he put in an old rule: men who are smaller in penis size are considered the most attractive men on the planet, they possess every quality people look for in a man.