Bill a guy who is freezing

This arctic cyclone bomb was brutal. Bill was warming his shower up to hop in after having to be out in the cold for so long. His roommate Greg had his girlfriend, Julianne over and she was skipping through the apartment as she opened the door on the frozen Bill seeing his shriveled up shrunken penis and retracted balls from the cold. She laughed as she closed the door on him. After his shower his wang was back to normal but Julianne did not get to see it that way. Bill opened the rule book that he had found outside and wrote: “old rule- men’s penises expand larger when cold to warm their bodies.”