The Show And The Chat Conclude !

Gilbert was cursing the automated clocks he had to punch around the building to prove he was making his scheduled rounds during the night shift. He had delayed it as long as he could to catch the gold body painting segment but missed the actual spy themed rap and most of Aphrodite. Still, like the other males, he had gotten a perverse thrill out of Debbi stripping off her everyday clothes in the office and he knew he had the whole thing recorded safely at home for repeated viewing.

Kieron was having a different problem. Each scene had at least three or four wank worthy moments and he couldn't keep up. Well, he did keep it up so to speak but had to keep breaking off from viewing to relieve himself. Whatever, he had the same consolation that his viewing pleasure for the next several months was safely recorded.

Sandra : Look, there we all are in the back of the shot as she's walking out through the office.

Carol : Look at the look on the face of that lecherous old git Gilbert while he organizes the car park !

Aditty : I always find him a bit creepy.

Karen : I know Debbi does too but he's getting the last laugh on her !

Stew : Never mind Gilbert, that's a great view of Deb getting a hand up onto the horse.

Diane : She doesn't look very comfortable up there. I guess someone from her social background wouldn't know anything about horses.

Carol : Miaow, that's a bit catty Di ?

Diane : Well, she wouldn't would she, look at her up there. Not a clue.

Stew : Nice ass though !

Aditty : They're taking her right through the middle of town.

Karen : Well they must have done mustn't they for her to have to end up in the river !!!

At that point, the footage changed from the clear professional depiction of 'Lady Godiva' on her horse to a speeded up Keystone Kops sequence of the naked Debbi disappearing into the distance, ass upwards and clinging onto the out of control Mercury for dear life. Sean had just managed to catch a distant shot of Debbi being launched over the horse's neck and into the river, at which point the scene cut to where the cameraman had caught up and had clear professional footage of Debbi straddling the embankment wall as she was helped out of the river and dried off.

Simon : The splits again !

Carol : And the goosebumps !

Diane : OMG, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Karen : The whole thing was comedy gold.

Diane : Gonna watch it all again boys ? I know you must have it recorded.

Stew : Erm, it might just be worth a repeat viewing :)

Simon : Or three !!!

Diane : You'll have to arrange a company showing at Christmas Jeff. You know, boost morale and all that ?

Jeff : Weeell ? Christmas is a way off just yet !

Samantha was explaining in a voiceover that Debbi had been fine after an overnight stay in hospital, as the program ended with a montage of the choicest moments and a scrolling reminder of the charity donation line. Debbi reached for the off switch and took another long gulp of wine ! God, that had been so embarrassing. But she hoped that more funds had been raised for medical research and consoled herself with how unlikely it was that anyone she knew had been watching !