Swinging Susan

"Susan was not one to give up." Alice narrated as Susan crouched in the bushes. "Whenever the little voice in her head told her to give up, she always ignored it."

Susan looked around, trying to figure out what to do. Suddenly, looking up, Susan saw her bedroom window as an idea formed in her head. Seeing the tree in her yard, the woman quickly scampered towards it, hugging herself tightly as she did so. Susan wrapped her arms and legs around the tree and slowly began to climb up, slipping a few times from her wet skin on the bark.

The woman made it to a leafier branch on the tree, clinging on to it before carefully standing up on the branch. Susan looked around to see that the coast was clear as she carefully made her way across the branch towards her window. However, the woman stopped as she heard a sound that made her give off a look of horror. Looking down, the naked woman saw that a crack was starting to grow in the branch.

With one loud crack, Susan yelped as she clung to the branch for dear life. Suddenly, the branch snapped and began to swing like a pendulum over the fence separating her yard and her next door neighbor's backyard, the naked woman whimpering as she clung on. The branch continued this for a while before finally snapping over the other side of the fence, causing Susan to fall with a scream into her neighbor's yard...

And face first into a mud puddle, coating the entire front half of her body.

"She should of listened..." Alice quipped as Susan spat and sputtered, wiping the mud off her face as she wondered what else could go wrong.