Muddy Mutt Escape

Susan staggered back to her feet, groaning in disgust as she stood in the mud puddle. She shook the mud from her arms before slapping them over her breasts, actually thankful for the mud covering the front of her body. The naked housewife looked around her neighbor's yard nervously. She had to get out of here!

However, the second she took a step, Susan's bare foot slipped into the mud, causing the naked woman to let out a yelp as she fell backwards into the mud with a splash, coating her entire back half in mud. Susan groaned again as she looked herself over. So much for her shower.

As Susan sat back up, disgust on her face as she felt the mud ooze through her hair and butt crack, a low growl interrupted her thoughts as the woman looked up to see a pitbull stepping out of a doghouse that she had completely missed before. Susan gulped nervously as she stood back up, realizing that her neighbor must have gotten a new guard dog.

"As far back as I knew Susan, she had a soft spot for animals." Alice narrated.

"N-nice puppy. Good puppy!" Susan chuckled nervously as she slowly began to back away. "Go lay down, please, while I go and - "

The dog let out a series of barks before bounding towards her.

"Controlling them, on the other hand..."

Susan screamed fearfully as she sprinted towards the gate, the dog chasing after her. The naked woman pulled on the gate's handle, but, just like her front door, it was locked tight. Susan yelped as she dodged the dog before running in the opposite direction, the mutt not stopping it's chase.

Desperately thinking quickly, Susan saw a boat in a trailer attached to a car, fumbling to climb into it as the dog just missed sinking it's teeth into her muddy rear as she made it in.

"Shoo! Go away!" Susan hissed as the dog continued barking at her, trying to climb into the boat. "Just go lay down and I'll -"

"Will you shut up already, you stupid mutt?!"

Susan gulped as she recognized the sound of her neighbor, ducking down and seeing him walk into the backyard as he opened the gate. The naked woman ducked down further as her neighbor began yelling at the dog for getting the side of his new boat muddy, causing the woman to sigh in relief as she heard the man send the dog away; not noticing the naked woman in the boat.

"And as long as I've known Susan, she wasn't a big fan of boats." Alice added.

Susan was just about to stand back up when a noise caught her attention: The sound of a car's ignition. It wasn't until she felt the boat moving that she finally connected the dots, her eyes going wide in shock and horror.

"And she still wasn't..." Alice finished.