¡EMBORRACHÉMONOS!

The following chapter is written in 3rd person.

*SPANK!*

“WOOO! Work it, mami!” Stella shouts after spanking Tanya’s ass, as Tanya twerks to the music being played in the bar. Brooke and Cassie are woo-ing Tanya and Stella’s wild display.

“Ay! Mama!”, “¡Qué horror!” Sofia and Nelly, respectively, shout in a mix of embarrassment and disgust; after making their way back to their group’s table from the dance floor, and immediately seeing their mother’s twerking ass getting spanked by the daughter of the man their mother is dating.

“Oh, come on. Don’t kill the vibe.” Stella teases Tanya’s twin daughters.

“What happened to keeping it PG once the pervert was gone?” Sofia counters, as Nelly grabs the bottle on the table to pour herself another shot.

“Face it, Sof. Todos son pervertidos.” Nelly adds, before taking the shot she just poured.

“Oh please, te vi bailando allá atrás.” Tanya replies.

“Yeah, but we weren’t getting our culos spanked while we were doing it, were we?” Sofia argues.

“I’m not entirely sure what you guys are talking about, but I feel like you’re blaming Tanya for the spank, so I apologize for breaking our promise of a… ‘PG-13 Night Out’.” Stella apologizes, although it became clear to Nelly and Sofia towards the end that she was being sarcastic when she did air quotes for ‘Night Out’.

“Okay. You know what?” Nelly replies aggressively, before Tanya positions herself between Stella and Nelly to prevent the latter from lunging at a now smugly laughing Stella.

“Relax! It was a joke!” Stella tells Nelly, who’s still visibly annoyed at Stella, but backs off and relaxes her shoulders so that her stance isn’t as threatening.

“Forgive her. She has a fascination with big butts.” Cassie tells Nelly, in an attempt to tease Stella.

“Guilty.” Stella nonchalantly admits.

“Don’t we all?” Brooke jokingly asks to try and lighten the mood.

“Do you have a fascination with big butts because you have a tiny one?” Nelly strikes back, getting an audible reaction from everyone; as they all recognize that she was trying to burn Stella, but they also recognize how bad of a burn it was for being way off mark.

“Not your best comeback there, sis.” Sofia points out teasingly.

“Oh? Am I wrong? That thing’s so flat I bet it doesn’t even jiggle.” Nelly fires back, getting her mother to shout her name in reprimand, “Antonella!”. Not backing down from the challenge, Stella turns her back towards Nelly and does a booty shake to prove Nelly wrong.

Unfortunately for Stella, that’s exactly what Nelly wanted her to do.

*SPANK!!*

Nelly’s spank on Stella’s ass gets a gasp from everyone, as they weren’t expecting Nelly to get physical.

“Antonella! ¡Discúlpate ahora mismo!” Tanya shouts.

“What? I thought you didn’t want tonight to be PG-13?” Nelly asks Stella with a playful smirk, making Stella understand that she fell for Nelly’s bait by doing the booty shake.

“I’ll get you back for that.” Stella says, returning Nelly’s playful smirk.

“You’re going to need to get more **** in me if you think I’ll lower my guard around you, niña.” Nelly replies smugly. Stella grabs her shot glass and the bottle of tequila they’re drinking and pours herself a shot, before offering Nelly a shot as well, which the latter accepts.

“To ‘getting you drunk’ then.” Stella raises her glass to Nelly, and Nelly returns the gesture, before both of them take their respective shots at the same time.

“Salud.” Nelly tells Stella, after the shot.

“Yeah. Cheers. Salud does mean ‘cheers’ right?” Stella replies, before going for a bite of the lime wedge that was on the table.

“Okay~, children.” Tanya finally seeing enough of their macho display takes control of the situation. “That’s enough Fast and the Furious-ing.” Tanya adds, getting a laugh out of everyone, before gesturing everyone to sit back down on the table.

“What, but we’re family.” Stella jokes, doing a gruff voice for the word ‘family’, as she sits back down on her seat.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself, hermana.” Sofia chimes in, using the term ‘hermana’ ironically.

“Your dadfriend’s only been dating our mom for a week, let’s not ring the wedding bells just yet.” Nelly adds in support of Sofia.

“Aww~, and here I was being incredibly excited to call you step-sis.” Stella teasingly replies, getting a sarcastic ‘har-har’ from Nelly.

“Also… Dadfriend?” Stella then asks.

“Your boyfriend… that’s your dad… a dadfriend.” Nelly explains. “Was that not self-explanatory?” She adds, looking at her sister for support to her question.

“Also, you’re only our step-sis if mama marries your Dad. So~...” Sofia then counterpoints.

“By the way, how the fuck is that even going to work? It’s not like he can marry all of you when the time comes.” Nelly then asks Stella, to which Stella just shrugs nonchalantly.

“Ay! No! Not a topic we should be discussing tonight!” Tanya shouts.

“Why not? It’s a valid question!” Nelly counters.

“A question these guys don’t seem to care too much about.” Sofia points out, after observing Brooke and Cassie’s reaction, in addition to Stella’s earlier shrug.

“Marriage is overrated anyway.” Stella comments, getting Brooke to look at her in obvious disagreement, before catching herself after realizing why Stella would probably think that way.

“She doesn’t seem to think it’s overrated.” Sofia observes, pointing at Brooke; making everyone look at her, almost as if they’re pressuring her to respond.

“Um~, I mean, if that’s not the end goal, then why bother, right?” Brooke tries to explain the look she gave Stella.

“Exactly! Thank you!” Nelly exclaims. “That’s why I said it’s a valid question!” Nelly adds.

“I’m not disputing it’s a valid question! I’m just saying ‘let’s not talk about it’ tonight!” Tanya says defensively.

“To counter Brooke’s point though, isn’t the end goal: life long commitment? You can do that without getting married. Hell, getting married doesn’t even fucking guarantee you that… apparently.” Stella argues.

“Okay… that’s not what I—” Brooke tries to explain before Nelly cuts her off.

“What? You’re saying that’s what your dad is doing by getting multiple girlfriends? An easy excuse to not marry any of you since he can’t marry all of you?” Nelly asks a little too accusingly.

“What’re you trying to say, huh?” Stella asks, obviously agitated.

“If the shoe fits.” Nelly fires back, and it’s Tanya that stands up from the comment that stops Stella doing the exact same. Weirdly enough, Tanya doesn’t shout or say anything as she stands up. She’s just gripping the edge of the table in quiet fury.

“La maldita idiota no sabe cuándo callarse.” Sofia comments under her breath, referring to her sister.

“Lo siento, mamá.” Nelly tells her mother, who raises her hand towards her in a sign that she’s having none of it.

“If this is you looking out for me like you promised, then I’d rather you not look out for me at all.” Tanya finally says, trying to hold back sounding more furious than she is with her tone. The truest sign for her daughter that she truly fucked up by digging a grave for herself with her insinuation.

“I think Nelly is just concerned for you, T. Don’t take it the wrong way.” Brooke tries to remind her, but it seems to enter one of Tanya’s ears only to exit the other.

“You said you love Jay right?” Cassie then asks, snapping Tanya out of her train of thought, making her look at Cassie instead of staring into the multitude of ways she’s fantasizing about punishing Nelly.

“Of course I do. You know that.” Tanya answers.

“Then I won’t blame Nelly for considering the long-term progression of our relationship out of her concern for you. They know it’s not normal for you to want a long-term relationship. You said so yourself when you told us about their thoughts on Jay this morning. The fact that you do want a long-term relationship with Jay means they know he’s more than just another fling for you. I’m definitely just assuming here, but I think Nelly realizes that there’s a no-win scenario at the end of all this if we’re not all on the same page about the marriage thing… and that’s why she’s trying to bring it up as early as now.” Cassie surprisingly defends Nelly’s needling.

“Nelly didn’t broach this idea, but now that you mention it, what if the scenario is that your boyfriend finally chooses? Is everybody else that’s not the wife just… mistresses at that point?” Sofia brings up another point before Tanya could even process what Cassie said in defense of her other daughter.

“I brought you two here to have fun and enjoy the night with people I’m getting close to, and all you’re doing is… is…” Tanya finally says, no longer furious, just sounding defeated at how serious the night immediately became; and she was just twerking her ass a few minutes ago.

“Killing the vibe.” Stella completes the thought for Tanya, getting a laugh out of everyone.

“Okay~, fine. I’m sorry for being such a Debbie Downer.” Nelly finally concedes. “I’m just still trying to wrap my head around mama in a serious relationship.” Nelly explains.

“You and me both.” Brooke jokes, before taking a sip of her cocktail.

“Judas!” Tanya shouts in reaction to Brooke’s remark, getting Brooke to laugh.

“What? I tells’em like I sees’em.” Brooke says with an exaggerated shrug.

“I’d rather go back to the marriage talk than you spilling secrets.” Tanya jokes, getting Brooke to laugh louder.

“Ooh~, Ms. Ramirez!” Stella says teasingly.

“Oh please. Whatever stories you have, I bet we could top it.” Nelly fires back, getting Tanya to express genuine panic.

“Ay Dios mio! I knew I shouldn’t have brought you three together.” Tanya jokes.

“Four… of us. Whatever story Brooke has, I can definitely supplement with—” Stella corrects Tanya, and before Stella can finish her explanation, Tanya cuts her off.

“SO~!” Tanya interjects, as she already saw where Stella was going with her statement. “Marriage? Marriage? Marriage?” Tanya asks, pointing at her three co-girlfriends with her. “Are any of you concerned about that at all?” Tanya tries to deflect, getting the entire table to laugh at her expense.

“Look,” Brooke finally speaks, after letting the laughter die down. “I’ve only been officially dating him for a day; so this whole marriage conversation is definitely way~ too early… but~, I can answer Sofia’s earlier question. The day he chooses just one of us, and not all of us, is not something we’re ever worried about.” Brooke assures Sofia.

“I mean, if we were worried about that ever happening, Tanya, Stella, and I wouldn’t have encouraged him to keep exploring and date more after we all became official with him.” Cassie says with a chuckle.

“Maybe we should’ve stopped Dad before he went after Viv though.” Stella jokes.

“Technically, Viv went after him. I don’t think we could’ve done anything to stop that.” Tanya corrects Stella, as she laughs at Stella’s joke.

“Bitch even cut the line. There was definitely no stopping her.” Brooke piles on, getting even more laughs from her other co-girlfriends, while Sofia and Nelly just look at each other and shrug their acceptance that they don’t get the inside jokes.

“Viv’s the tatted pervert earlier, right?” Nelly then asks, getting the girlfriends to confirm with nods, as they’re still giggling from laughing so hard.

“And tonight’s their date night with your boyfriend? Do you guys have a set schedule or something?” Sofia asks.

“What? No~. We… we uh… huh. What is our system about that?” Tanya answers, before realizing the girlfriends haven’t actually discussed how to handle date nights.

“Well~, date’s have been on a ‘first come, first served’ basis, so far. We haven’t talked about an actual schedule yet since it hasn’t been necessary.” Cassie answers.

“More like, ‘first served, first cums’, am I right?” Stella jokes, and the table doesn’t actually get the joke this time, so they don’t laugh.

…

Cassie does a sarcastic slow clap to mock Stella, who just pokes her on the side to stop her from continuing.

“Speaking of their ‘date’, are any of you girls curious what they’re up to?” Brooke asks.

Back in Classroom 237…

*SPANK!!*

“Say it!” Jay shouts at Riley, as he pounds his cock inside her back and forth, holding onto the tie that’s holding Riley’s wrists together.

“I’ve been a bad girl, Mr. Craig. Punish me! Punish me more!”

“I’m not.” Tanya answers Brooke. “What their ‘date night’ is like is they’re business, and what we do tonight is ours.” Tanya adds.

“So please, no more questions about our relationship, okay?” Tanya pleads with her daughters. “Because, clearly, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves.” Tanya tells her girls with a chuckle.

“Entendido, mamá.” Nelly and Sofia reply simultaneously.

“Bueno!” Tanya shouts happily, after pouring herself another shot excitedly, then standing up and raising it in the air.

“¡EMBORRACHÉMONOS!”

Author's Postscript: Yes, this chapter was, admittedly, a detour chapter from the scene we've been following. I planned it to be as much. Since Patreon is exactly a month ahead from CHYOA now due to the eight chapters a month schedule, this Status Update back in August now fits perfectly for the preview for next month here on CHYOA. Click the link if you're interested to see what's coming next!