watch the hentai DVD

You popped in the disk after hooking up the DVD player and sat down, waiting for the movie or whatever to start. At first, it was a black screen for a few seconds until a menu screen appeared with 3 boxes with titles for selection, each depicting a different several-minute-long scene of some random animated cartoon. Reading the labels you figured out they were actually several short-minute clips of hentai porn.

"Hmm...NTR, ****, and school-girl? I wonder why it's called the Greyburg Experiment."

You stared at the screen for a while before selecting one at random, that being the one that said ****. A warning box then popped open stating that the next time you were on the selection screen, the next three choices would be randomized. Having never seen this kind of thing before on a DVD, you pressed the select button on your remote to accept the message. After a few seconds, the screen turned black and a timer appeared in the center.

59:59:167

"A week? What does that mean? Where's the hentai?"

You popped the DVD off, blowing at it, before putting it back in, expecting to get to the menu. Unfortunately, you get the same timer again, only this time, with a few seconds gone by.

"Huh. That's strange. The timer keeps going down even if the DVD's not in."

You tried to fast forward or rewind but nothing worked.

Feeling a little disturbed, you ejected the DVD and stored it somewhere safe, choosing to wait seven days and see what would happen. You hoped nothing would crawl out of the tv and kill you in your sleep. Though, it might have just been some practical joke by someone already having a good laugh.

Having enough of strange DVDs you decided to spend the rest of the day doing whatever you want, pushing today's bizarre incident to the back of your head.