"Me And G-Rod Are Going To Practice !"

Debbi was surprised. It wasn't like Jody to let her off lightly. If the indignities she had already suffered this evening could be described as getting off lightly. Before she could get dressed, Jody intercepted her. "Debbi, er, I mean No-E" the black girl corrected herself. "I think you were getting the hang of a lot of the things but it really is important you practice stuff at home, especially getting out of that cage without falling ass over tit. Funny as that would be !"

"Er yeah, sure, ok" said Debbi. "Deacon, can you send Debbi, er I mean No-E, the audio file with the new music for her rap ?" Jody called across to where Deacon and Clinton were packing up their equipment. "Sure, that's easy" he replied. "That way you can begin to get a feel for it" Jody told Debbi. "I'll show you the new moves next time" she added. "Fine" said the resigned Debbi. "Will I be singing live or lip synching ?" she asked. "Lip synching. That's another thing we need to arrange at some point, you recording your vocal with the boys. We can't use a radio mic for you to sing live 'cos it would get tangled up in your whiskers."

"What was that all about ?" asked Lynn when Jody rejoined her. "What ?"

"Getting all chummy and calling her Debbi ?"

"I'm just tired, slip of the tongue." Jody excused herself. "And it's really important you practice" Lynn mimicked. "Well it is" insisted Jody. In truth, Jody was conflicted. It was great that the older white woman was going to be exposed and look ridiculous once again but this time Jody had more skin in the game. If the Telethon was a complete fiasco, it would scupper her chances of using any kudos to help get an entry level job in the media.

"I don't believe it" exploded Lynn. "What ?" said Jody, shaken out of her daydream about working as a TV hotshot. Lynn pointed over at the naked back of Debbi. Far from getting dressed, she was once more embracing G-Rod as they tried to work out how waltz steps were supposed to go. "She's going to bloody well shag G-Rod isn't she ?" Lynn was furious. "Well, she's shagged most of the rest of them, one more won't make much difference" replied Jody, more resigned to the fact than she had been previously. Neither of the girls knew that Debbi had also been shagged by Oscar the grey haired pastor and local patriarch !

Debbi finally made her way across to where she had dumped her clothes. "G-Rod's going to come back to my place now and we're going to see if we can find any ballroom dancing demos on the net" she announced !