'Cute Little Pussycat Nose'

The song started to fade. "Right, so we've got another segue coming up. For the next bit..." Jody began but Debbi interrupted. "Next bit ? What are we doing all this for anyway ? I thought I was supposed to be doing my rap ?" she protested. Jody smirked at how Debbi was now staking claim to 'her' rap. "And so you are dearest" she said condescendingly. "But you're the star of the show No-E. The TV company want your segment to last twenty minutes or more and brilliant though it is, there's no way we can stretch 'Hey, I'm back' to last twenty minutes."

"Twenty minutes ?" gasped Debbi. "At least" answered Jody. "That's why I've come up with these extras. Now, as I was saying, the next bit's slower and I want you to pick one of the boys to dance with. It's a kind of waltz or something."

"I can't choose between them" said Debbi, regarding G-Rod and the King who got on their knees in front of her in mock supplication as the others laughed. "The song only lasts a couple of minutes so you have to choose. There's not enough time for them both to dance with you" Jody insisted. "Ok then, G-Rod" said Debbi, blushing and remembering how he had just helped out with her cramp. The King pretended to be affronted. "Sorry" mouthed Debbi as he broke into a grin.

The naked Debbi and fully clothed G-Rod stood facing each other. "I take it you can both waltz ?" asked Jody. The pair looked at her blankly. "Bloody hell. Look, you must have seen how ballroom dancers hold each other. G-Rod, you put your arm around her waist and pull her close and No-E, put your arms around his neck. Just sort of walk slow if you don't know any steps, the song only lasts two minutes. Cue music" Jody called once more.

Debbi and G-Rod embraced awkwardly. A cheesy soundtrack emanated from the speakers. "What's that ?" asked Lynn, once more unable to identify the music. "Tom Jones" Jody replied as the Welsh crooner started to sing 'What's New Pussycat'. "Where'd you find all this stuff ?" laughed Lynn. "I just searched for cat music. Come on you two, move around a little can't you ?" cried Jody. "And when he sings about cute little pussycat nose, I want you to bend down and kiss her on the nose G-Rod."

The song ended with Debbi and G-Rod improvising rubbing noses but they were rudely interrupted by a violent change of gear as a pounding techno beat crashed in. "Ok, cut Deacon" shouted Jody. "You break away from G-Rod at this point No-E and this'll be the start of the return of Miz No-E rap. But I think we've done enough for this evening. I haven't finished working on the choreography for this part yet anyway !"