L'abbee and some... friends

"I'll save you, ba-by?" Tina burst through the door, stopping in the door frame at the sight of her husband in a compromised position. Tied up to a wheel on the wall, which may have once been a torture rack but had since had all of the spiky torture-y bits removed, L'abbee was still naked and, based on the condition of his manhood, having a very good time. He wasn't alone in the dimly lit room, as a large blue-skinned orcish woman with wraps around her chest, tight brown leather pants, and a fur vest stood to his left, and a stocky dwarven woman in black lingerie stood on his right. Each woman was stroking his face, though the dwarf was having a harder time reaching him given how high up on the wall he was.

Naturally, all three of them noticed the loud cry of the naked noble when she ran in, and a collective confusion fell over the room. The two pirates stared at their newest naked companion for a moment before the orc asked, "Did you order another one for us?"

"No way! You know I prefer men, you're the one who swings all ways around here."

"I just thought you were being nice to me. We're roommates, so we should get along more."

"We're _bunk_mates, and I don't think we can get much closer than sleeping in the same-"

"What are you doing to my husband?!" Tina screamed, both eager for attention and bored with the tedium of these pirates' personal lives. "Let him down this instant and stop this torturous debauchery!"

"Torture?" The dwarf asked quizzically.

"Debauchery?" The orc pondered. "Are you sure you know what that word means, little one?"

Tina's face went red with embarrassment and rage. She stomped her foot like a petulant child, saying, "I am a grown woman, I'll have you know. Now release my husband before I have to get rough with yoAAAAHHH!" Tina didn't get to finish her statement before she was lifted up by her ankle by the orc woman and held upside down, her hair flowing down to the floor. "Let me go you behemoth!"

"Jeez, this one's loud. Definitely not a concubine with that kind of attitude."

"I told you already, she's not a concubine. She's just a bit of booty."

"Sh-shut up. My booty is more than substantial enough!" The pirates just chuckled, causing Tina to go even redder, her blush even reaching that substantial booty. "Don't you laugh at me! I'm not going to let you torture me!"

"You keep saying that, what do you think this is?" The dwarf gestured behind her to L'abbee, still strung up on the torture rack. Tina nodded, which only made the dwarf laugh harder. "Bitch, he asked us to put him up there. Apparently, he's into the kinky shit."

Tina looked at L'abbee, who she noticed had a look of ecstasy on his upside-down face. Her face sank; was he cheating right now? "I can't believe you!"

L'abbee looked back at her, confused. "What are you talking about, sweetie? This is just for fun."

Tina shook herself in the air, trying to get out of the orc's grip but only serving to make her chest shake this way and that. "You said we were lovers forever, locked in eternity or whatever, and you do this? You scoundrel!"

"Ooh, this is fun. Are we watching a lovers quarrel?" The orc asked.

"We're not lovers anymore," Tina said defiantly. "We're through you disrespectful fool! Don't speak to me again!"

"Oh, ye be divorced, now then?" All three women turned to see the tiny captain hovering in the doorway, a wry smile on her lips. "Excellent. Truly excellent."

"What are you talking about?" Tina asked, still steaming with anger. Meanwhile, L'abbee was going pale, or as pale as he could go with his complexion.

"Why, because the protection be lifted now. As a drow's wife, ye had protection from the magic of the fey, and without that magic, I be more than capable of doing this!" Rey stretched out her hands and let a wave of pink lights fly towards Tina, engulfing her in a tingly magical feeling.