"Where's my S'Poo-Gee?"

Both the captain and first mate looked at Tina like she had two heads. "What be ye talking of, lass?" Captain Darkwing asked, becoming concerned that their captive was one lookout short of a crow's nest.

"I fell into the water with someone, my precious S'Poo-Gee. He's a fragile man, I can't let anything happen to him!"

A look of realization dawned on Shita's face. "You don't mean the dark elf, do you?"

Tina's face lit up. "Yes, that's him. Oh, please tell me he's alright. I can't bear to imagine him in pain, or worse." The lovestruck woman declared, forgetting that she had only met her lover a day ago.

"Wait, when you said 'S'Poo-Gee,' you didn't mean..."

"He is my love, my one true thing in this world." While the latter statement was true, the former was quite the exaggeration, likely brought on by the urgency of her situation, naked and alone on a pirate ship as she was.

Shita rubbed the back of her head awkwardly. "The girls ain't gonna like this."

"What's wrong?" The captain shot her first mate a sideways glance. "I don't see why this would change anything about our... arrangement."

"Sorry, cap'n, but this here's a serious matter, at least among the drow." Shita crossed her arms in frustration, pondering the situation hurriedly.

Tina, for her part, was rather confused as well. "If you've done anything to my husband, I swear-"

"Husband?" Captain Darkwing flew back, mouth agape. "A beautiful lass like yerself, money and all, and yee settle fer a skinny coward like that? I'm sure the lad can't be good fer much besides babymaking."

"How dare you!" Tina stomped her bare foot on the deck, making a muffled slapping sound. While she appreciated the compliment, she refused to take such slander against the person she left her home to stay beside. "I'll have you know L'Abbee is a capable worker and an absolute adonis in the bedroom. Now, what have you done with him?"

"Yee hear that, Shita. An adonis. Yee could have fooled me, lass." As the fairy started to laugh heartily, Shita approached and whispered in her ear. Her smile faded, replaced by a disgruntled frown. "Oh, is that how it is, eh? Well... I suppose we don't want to disrupt any drow customs and get on the bad side of the matriarch." She turned to Tina, who, under the dark gaze of the tiny captain, suddenly felt more exposed. She spoke with a lilt to her tone, saying, "Yer husband is below decks, with a couple of the crewmates. Explain the situation to them, will yee? We don't want any bad blood with yer families, now do we, should anything... unkempt happen."

Tina looked behind her to a set of stairs leading down below the main deck. Holding her hands to her chest, the naked girl took a few tentative steps down the staircase, being careful to watch for any splintered wood. Without shoes, she was rather worried she'd end up hurting her dainty feet on the ship's floor, so her trek downwards was rather slow. As she stepped to the bottom of the stairs, she looked around in the relative darkness, trying to see any details down here. While nothing stood out to her about the ship, she had to admit it was a rather nice-looking vessel, with a gold finish lining the edges of the wood paneling. She supposed even pirates had good taste from time to time.

"Oh, yes. You are quite a handsome lad." Tina turned to a spruce door next to the staircase, behind which she could hear some feminine voices speaking, a rather sensual tone behind them. "I've never been with a drow, before. Even one as small as you is bound to be quite a story."

"Darling!" Tina burst through the door, adrenaline shooting through her, and saw...