Man from our world, chosen by the gods

Ash Grey woke up in a blank white void, uncertain how he got there. He was about to freak out, when two beings appeared before him. Then he wanted to freak out and panic because the beings in front of him we're the brother gods from the show RWBY!

The god of darkness made a motion of rolling his eyes. "Ugh, can we forget this and go back to our other worlds? This pitiful mortal is already panicking and we haven't even done anything yet." He complains.

"No, after spending forever coming to a decision of what to do and then even LONGER picking someone, we are not just throwing everything away now. We are doing this brother." The god of light chided his brother.

The god of darkness just sighs and slumps. "Whatever, let's hurry this up."

While they are talking, I've somewhat gotten calmer and decided to ask-

"Don't bother human, just let us speak." The light god stops me, my mouth instantly snapping shut. "Yes we are who you think we are and all the things you have heard about us is true. However, our own story continued beyond the planet that you know of as Remnant. We have grown not only in power and influence throughout other worlds of the universe, but in experience. We have... somewhat grudgingly, come to the conclusion we handled the Ozma and Salem situation poorly."

"Still think those mortals got what they deserved." The dark god mutters bitterly.

"BROTHER!" The light god warned, harshly glancing at his brother who holds his hands up in surrender. He turns back to me and continues. "Anyways, though we handled it wrongly, the mortals then and now have disappointed us still. If you recall just how divided and prejudiced the humans and faunus are, you know what I mean."

"Thus, it leaves us with a conundrum. On one hand, our first world is struggling and practically dying slowly, definitely in need of help. On the other, we shouldn't simply fix everything wrong with it since it would basically be rewarding all the horrible things the mortals have ever done. So we have come up with a solution."

"We're gonna make you fix everything." The dark god says with a snarky tone.

The god of light looks like he's about to blow up at his brother but calms down and says in an annoyed tone, "A crude manner of putting it, but essentially yes."

I was shocked and confused. When I got my voice back, I still had trouble with the words. "H-how- W-why- What-"

"To put it in a more professional manner, you will be our champion. It will be your job to fix the issues from the Grimm, to the hostilities between humans and faunus, and of course the Ozma and Salem problem." The god of light interrupts me again.

"Of course, by yourself you couldn't possibly complete this task, failing before even kind of fixing a single issue." The god of darkness bluntly says. "Lucky you, these generous and powerful gods are gifting you with tools to help you."

By this point I'm speechless once more and the god of light just looks done with everything.

They wave their hands and I feel two weights, one on each ear, suddenly appear. I feel them and what feels like earrings in the shape of N are there.

The god of Light picks up where his brother left off. "Since we want the issue of remnant solved relatively simply, your gift will be particularly powerful. Each earring has its own power over normality. One makes every action and such about you completely normal to everyone."

"Meaning you could walk up to that tightass Ironwood and slap him across the face without him thinking anything of it." His brother says, clearly amused by the idea.

The god of light continues without acknowledging the interruption. "And the other earring allows you to change the perception of what's normal to others by through speaking."

"For example: it's normal for Salem to be a cock hungry slut and that Ozma is the world's oldest cuck." The god of darkness interrupts again.

The god of light sighs, seemingly tired of his brothers antics. "Must you be so immature brother?" He asks exasperated.

"Well I'm sorry if this little situation was boring from the beginning." Responds the dark god boredly.

The god of light shakes his head and turns back to me as I start to truly comprehend what is happening. "You are free to resolve the issues at your own pace and your reward will be reaping the benefits of having the power of those earrings in your hands. You can make yourself tremendously rich, become the next king of remnant, or make yourself a harem. Whatever you want, just make sure you complete your tasks."

The god of darkness seems to get serious for a second. "Oh, and don't think you can just land there and immediately resolve everything with a sentence or two so you can relax with your power. Certain phrases are locked from happening and we'll be checking in. You can do this at your own pace and enjoy the benefits, but you do have to put some effort into this. Otherwise we might as well be doing this ourselves." He warns.

For once, the god of light is in agreement. "Indeed, these items may make things easier, but not that easy. Now, do you have any questions before we send you on your way?"

I could only think of one question.

"Why me?"

They looked at each other,then back at me.

"We knew you would do as we wished." said GOL

"Your name matched the naming mechanic." said GOD.

With one final sight of the brothers beginning to argue again, my sight fades to black as I fall into unconsciousness.