In the Cotta-Arc House

As I start to wake up, I can feel myself in a warm bed. I sigh and sit up, stretching my body to relieve the tension in it.

'Well, that was an odd dream to have. Honestly, the idea that not only was the RWBY universe real, but I was chosen to save Remnant and enjoy myself with the help of a pair of mind altering earrings. The things the mind will come up with.' I think to myself, slightly disappointed but not surprised.

But as I opened my eyes, I realized I wasn't in my room. Scratch that, I wasn't in my own house by the looks of things. Before I could begin to freak out or wonder where I was though, the door to the room opened and in walked a beautiful woman with dirty blonde hair. She had on a khaki vest over an orange top and some light brown pants.

She looks pleasantly surprised to see me. "Oh! You're awake! That's great. After my wife and I found you in the snow passed out, we got you back to our home here so you could warm up."

I'm confused. It's not the season for snow, which means either she was lying or he was nowhere near home right now. And he really can't be sure which it would be.

"I'm sorry, but who are you and where am I right now?" I ask, and hopefully will get an answer that makes sense. I take the covers of the bed off me and turn to set my feet on the floor

She smiles sympathetically. "It's alright buddy. My name is Saphron Arc. Well, Saphron Cotta-Arc now I guess. Just got married not long ago and- sorry, getting off track. You're currently in our home in Argus."

My eyes go wide and my jaw drops. I want to call bullshit, but now that I'm really looking at her she could be a dead ringer for Saphron. And if she is, then that means the dream wasn't a dream, it was real! And if it was, that means-

My hand flies up to my ear and sure enough I felt an earring where I've never had an earring before.

'Oh. My. Gods.'

It was real. This is real. I'm in remnant, a world in danger of a literal army of darkness and yet still has time to have a huge racial war that pretty much is still going on despite public appearance. And I'm meant to fix this place with a pair of godly earrings.

I'm fucked.

"Hey, are you ok?" I feel a hand on my arm, and I come back to myself to see Saphron there looking concerned by my bedside. "You look like your about to throw up."

She was also bent over to look me in the eye, giving me a look down her shirt to her surprisingly bra-less breasts.

That brought up another thought. They said I could enjoy the benefits of my new items power as payment. One of those benefits named being the women...a harem...

"A-actually, my throat is a bit dry. Could I get a glass of water?" I ask her. 'I need a second to test this before I do anything drastic.' I think privately.

"Of course! Wait here and I'll be right back with some." She rushed to go get me water, which leaves me a small window of time to do a test.

After some quick thinking, I come up with something that will tell me if they work.

"It's normal that when I ask Saphron to bring me a glass of water, she will give me a kiss on the lips after handing it to me."

It's out of character enough for me to know the earrings work and it's something that won't happen often enough for me to trigger it. It's perfect.

Saphron soon comes back with a glass of water and hands it to me. As soon as her hand leaves it, she grabs my chin and lifts my face to look at her. With no warning as to what or why she was doing it, she kisses my lips in a surprisingly tender manner. Before I can really enjoy it, it ends and she's stepped back, no indication that she believed she did anything out of order.

I don't mind that it ended. There will be plenty of time for more. After all, the earrings will let me take far more than a kiss from her and her wife. I grin and take a gulp if the water as a courtesy.

"Thank you Saphron. That helped a lot." I set the glass down. "My name is Ash Grey. I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble."

"Oh, no trouble! My wife and I were just a bit worried. We had no idea how long you were out there ****. Can you tell me how you got there?" She asks me curiously.

I frown and rub my head. "I can't really remember. Beyond my name, I can't really remember much at all. I can't think of any people or names. Heck, I've never heard of Argus, much less wherever I could be from."

She looks at me sadly before pulling me off the bed into a hug. I was surprised for a second, before smiling and deciding if she was offering, who was I to decline. I hug her back with both of my hands going to her ass, fondling it as she tries to comfort me over my 'missing' memories.

"It's alright Ash. We will help you. You can stay here and we can figure things out for you." She offers as I rub and squeeze her butt.

I smile back at her as I slipped one hand from her ass, up her body, and rest it on her cheek. "Thank you so much Saphron. I promise you, i will find a way to repay this kindness your showing me."

She scoffs, and waves her hand. "Don't be silly Ash. You won't have to repay us anything. I'm sure Terra will agree when she gets back from work." She states, still not acknowledging my innappropriate actions for what they were.

I smirk and my hand slides one more time from her cheek to the back of her neck. "Oh no, I insist." I say, and pull her into a kiss.