Surprise and another surprise

Your mum and sister look at you with a questionnaire look on their faces you knew you had to tell them you were just scared but you had to say and you knew it.

"Ok so this morning a weird ass women rang me and said I have been turned in to a girl as punishment for being shit to them for all theses year's and if I do not lear to respect them in in 48 hours then i will probably get pregnant and stay like this for a long time in other words for ever"

"Your mum and sister look at eachover and burst out laughing

"Thanks you to bitches" you say to angerly to them

"Sorry son"says your mum with tears "but you do deserve it you been shit to us for years I do not know who did this but I will give her a medal"

"Thans for your support mum" you glare at her and she back "okah that my surprise know you explain all that"

"Okay well I enjoy giving men pain for pleaser the same for your nan too"

Okay you were not expecting that