Explain

"So you and nan are Dominatrix then and nan" asks your sister

"Yes we are I was hopping you would to one day as well" answered your mum

"Is that how she met grandad" asks your sister

"This will be hard to do" said your mum and she took out a pack of cigarettes took 3 out and lit and passed one to you and your sister

"No her and grandad were friends year before that" answered your mum "let me explain as you know we are a big family and we like to party for anything" she picks up a old photo of the family your mum was standing with her grandparents siting with your mum parents and your mum mum 5 brothers and sisters next was your mum and her 5 brothers and 4 sisters by them was her 28 cousin everyone was partly dressed in thing like bra's or dungarees or naked your mum and her sister had big pregnant bellys on show they were both smoking like most people on it

"You were born a few days after that" your mum says to your sister "anyway back to my story we are so big and party so much sometimes things happen like we both enjoy being a Dominatrix after getting drunk one night or sex with one of my my brothers or sisters sometimes protected sometimes not wich happens a lot to be honest" she breathed on her cigarette I think that all well the important stuff

"So is that our dad then our uncle "asks your sister

"Well you are my brother daughter" she points to your sister "and you are my dad son daughter thing" your mum pointed at you "by the way how did this become mum lets get back to your little problem"