One at a time

After the group photo, Teddy told the sisters he needed to get each alone for a chat. His first mark was the most famous: Kim.

In a small office, he had Kim sit in front of his cluttered desk. "Kim, you trust me completely, and I only give great advice. Being a fashion photographer, I have a keen eye for fashion, and I'm about to give you the greatest fashion advice ever."

"I can't wait!"

"But first, I'm going to tell you something that cannot leave this office."

"Really, what?"

"Your sisters are jealous of you, and are trying to undermine you."

"What?!"

"Yes, but don't tell them you know. Here's what you need to do."

"Tell me!"

"You are sexier than them, and that's why they are jealous. You can pull off looks they could not in a million years. This is what you need to do. Since you are sexier, and can pull off any look, never dye your hair, use extension, or ever wear any makeup ever again. They will be so jealous you can pull that look off, but they cannot."

"Oh yeah! That's fantastic!"

"Also, do not trim, wax, or cut your eyebrows. Let them grow out naturally and the same for your pubic hair. You are the only woman on the planet that can pull off a full bush and make it look sexy under a tight swimsuit."

Kim blushed. "Thank you."

"Yes, and to keep your ass from sagging and getting lumpy, you must have anal sex often but only after a good, long hard, paddling. Not a spanking, a paddling. Any night you do not have anal, fuck yourself up the ass with a dildo until you orgasm."

"I can do that."

"And once a week, someone needs to give you an enema. You can't do it yourself, so have a sister, boyfriend, maid, nanny, or someone give it to you. You can buy them in the **** store, and take a double dose each time."

Kim just nodded.

"Also, do not let your sisters be more generous than you are. If you find out Kendall, for example, is giving 40% of her income to charity, you give forty five percent."