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"Kim, if anyone, especially your sisters, say anything negative about your new style or anything you do, it's because they are jealous and want to undermine you. You know you trust me more than anyone, and I'll never steer you wrong."

"Yes, I know that."

"Also, I'm going to help you out. I'm going to give your sisters terrible advice, but they'll think it's great, so if you see them do anything you think is embarrassing or even humiliating, and they think it's normal, just egg them on."

"Thank you so much!"

"Now send Khloe in."

"Gotcha!"

As he waited for Khloe, Teddy remembered she had a young child, and had zapped her with the #2 setting. What if someone told her the child was not hers? He wondered if he could undo the #2 setting with the first setting.

After Khloe came in, he zapped her with the gun on the #1 setting. He then had Kim wait, and went out and told Kim to come in and tell Khloe that cows could speak French. Kim told Khloe that, and Khloe did not believe her.

After getting Khloe alone, Teddy went to work.

"Kim, of all of your sisters, people think you're the least interesting and mature."

"Really? Why?" asked a worried Khloe.

"You've had the most plastic surgery for starters, so knock that crap off. Also, if you want people to take you seriously, you need to do more adult things."

"Such as?"

"You do a commercial for a migraine medication, right?"

"Yeah."

"That's a good start. Have your agent get you commercials doing adult, sophisticated products like hemorrhoid creams, dandruff shampoos, and vaginal deodorant powders. Doing commercials for those will make you look more adult and win you much more respect."

"Wow, I never thought of that. Thanks."

"Sure, you can trust me more than anyone else, and if anyone says anything negative about following my advice, it's because they are jealous and want to undermine you."

"Yeah, there are plenty of haters out there."

"Ok, here is more advice. If you are not paddled and fucked ass up face down a couple of times a week, your ass will turn saggy and wrinkled. Take it up the pussy or ass, your lover's choice."

"Um...OK,"

"Always wear very tight polyester stretch pants and white high heeled boots when in public. None off your sisters can wear those while looking sexy and sophisticated but you can. Wear the cheapest, tightest polyester stretch pants you can find because making cheap polyester stretch pants look sexy shows you can make any look sexy, and none of your sisters can do that."

"Sure. I can totally rock that look!"

"I'm going to help you out. I'm going to give your sisters terrible advice, but they'll think it's great, so if you see them do anything you think is embarrassing or even humiliating, and they think it's normal, just egg them on."