Mischievous Luke

The next morning Luke spotted that the cute blonde concierge was alone after his continental breakfast. He went up to her.

“Hey. I need to write something on you.”

“Okay.” She replied with a friendly smile.

He rolled up the sleeve of her left arm and wrote.

Will not be arrested for nudity or disturbing the peace related to being lewd or nude.

Will forget to put on clothes 70% of the time, 80% when leaving her home.

He thought he should be fair with that last one.

“Have a nice day.” He said to her as he went back to his room.

“You to, sir.”