Anna Begins to Understand

1:30PM Marshall Dormitory... "BOOM BITCH!" BJ said popping up from her chair. "You just got your ass handed to you by Mr. Game and Watch! Come at me bay bay!"

Jay let out a sigh. This was the 10th match in a row BJ had won, and none of the matches had even been close. "I think I'm tapped out on Smash Bros..." Jay said sitting down his controller. Getting his ass handed to him over and over again by a cocky fat gamer girl was really getting on Jay's nerves. When him and Andy would play against each other he could at least eke out a couple wins, but BJ was other worldly. "Why don't you play Animal Crossing or..." Jay paused trying to think of something else noncompetitive for her to play. "Or whatever. I should really knock out some homework."

BJ let out a sigh. "Fine." She said as she sat back down in her chair. "But when you're done we're playing again."

Jay rolled his eyes and cracked open his text book. "Jesus I think I liked the bimbo BJ better..." Jay thought as he grabbed his notebook...

Meanwhile in Neurobiology... "My class ends at 2:15." Anna hit send on her text to Bobby.

"I don't get out until 5. Dinner? Student Center?" Bobby's text popped up on Anna's phone.

Anna quickly typed up her response. "Sure! I'll see if I can get more info from PSY. Maybe we'll actually be able to figure out how all this works, lol." Anna hit send on her text.

Looking back up at her professor, Anna found it tough to focus on today's lecture. "How? I mean how could Mountain Dew do that to a person... Well she's not really a person... I wonder if it would have the same effect on PSY?... Maybe there's some way I can get him to speak English... My god that would make my life some much easier..." Anna's internal monologue continued to ramble as the professor droned on.

2:30PM Fischer Dormitory... "I'm back!" Anna said hurrying into her dorm room and unlocking her computer. PSY smiled and waved at Anna. "Come here." Anna motioned for PSY to come over to the computer. "We have a lot to talk about." Anna typed into the translation tool. PSY read the translation and nodded. Anna quickly began to type up her first question. "What would happen if I had you rehydrate with something other than water? What if you drank something like Mountain Dew?"

PSY leaned in and spoke slowly into her laptop mic. "I don't know what Mountain Dew is. My body adapt to whatever I rehydrate with. If I drank Dew my body try to match drink."

Anna reread his answer a couple times as she tried to sort out his oddly worded response. "Wait... I think I get it!" Anna quickly began to type. "So if only nerdy people drank a certain drink and you rehydrated with that drink, you would become nerdier?"

PSY read Anna's question and began nodding yes. Anna motioned for him to speak into the mic. "Yes. Nerd drink would make me nerd. I adapt to drink."

Anna let out a sigh of relief. "Holy shit... I get it now!" She popped up from her chair and walked over to her little food stash. "I wonder what I should give him?" She thought as she began looking through her little box of teas and water additives.

4:05PM Marshall Dormitory... "I may be a girl but I still fucked your mother!" BJ spouted into the microphone. "Well then defend the point dumbass."

Jay let out a sigh and rolled over in his bed. "I just want to take a nap..." He thought as he mashed his head into his pillow. "BJ." Jay lifted his face from the pillow. "BJ! Quit with the shit talking. You are going to get Bobby's account banned..." Jay rolled back over to his back. "I'm serious. He'll be pissed."

"Fine." BJ huffed.

"Finally..." Jay thought as he reached for his phone to check if Anna messaged him back yet. "Why isn't she answering my text?" Jay locked his phone and dropped it next to him. "This is such bullshit. I'm getting stood up for a powder person." Jay again flopped around in bed. Looking down towards his desk his eyes fixated on the box he had got in the mail. "They think they're so special with their dehydrated powdered porn stars, maybe I should rehydrate one of my own..." Jay rolled back and looked at the ceiling. "Then again maybe I can get a nap while she's quite...."