Graduation!

Today was the last day of school for Lauren. She marched to retrieve her cap and robe. Already, hundreds of people from the community were filling the auditorium to watch the graduation. Lauren smiled. She loved having an audience to show off for! Plus, in Lauren's mind at least, she was the most beautiful woman in the school. It was a shame to hide her perfection under the bulky robe and silly cap, but at least she could show off her immaculate makeup (which had taken three hours to do).

Lauren was scheduled to give the graduation speech. She wasn't a valedictorian, or member of any club or sports team. She was the most popular girl in school though, so it seemed obvious she should speak. Lauren was excited to show off her poise and class in front of the whole school and the community at large.

Unfortunately for Lauren, what she didn't know was she was going to show off a lot more then poise and class!