Sex Sells

William grinned at his small audience as his mother dutifully got the last of his spunk into them. So far it did seem to be working on the lesbians, but he hadn't yet suggested anything they were necessarily opposed to. Sure, Valerie didn't want to get drunk while doing business, but she clearly enjoyed ****. She owned a distillery, after all.

Claudia, though, was thoroughly in his power, so if this didn't work, his mom would still have a job even if she didn't make the sale. It was worth a shot. Time to push.

"So obviously my mom is the professional here, but I have a unique perspective on untapped markets, so I need you all to keep an open mind and consider carefully what I'm about to say because it will make you a LOT of money," William said.

He was delighted to see that all the women looked eagerly up at him. Even Ginger looked up from Anna's tits, though her fingers started stroking the underside of the left one.

"Valerie's Vodka gets a lot of recognition in the LGBTQ+ community as one of the most successful gay-owned businesses in the city," he said. "And you're understandably proud of that. But outside of that community, very few people even know who owns the company, let alone that you're lesbians. That's a missed opportunity. You need to make your relationship synonymous with your brand!"

"Lydia, you invented a vodka in a successful campaign to get into your wife's pants," he said. "That's a beautiful story! More people should know that! If it worked for you, it might work for your customers. It's certainly worth a shot!"

William was afraid this would be the point at which they got offended. But Ginger chuckled and moved her hand to Anna's inner thigh. Lydia grinned naughtily and sipped her cocktail. Valerie blushed furiously, but she bit her lower lip and seemed to be remembering something pleasant.

"You're a hot lesbian couple," William plundged forward. "And EVERYONE loves a hot lesbian couple. Including straight guys like me!"

At this, Valerie and Lydia frowned and looked a little confused.

"I know you are probably annoyed by that, but reconsider: you can't stop straight men being titillated by your relationship, but you can take advantage of it. You can use straight men's fascination against them and take their money. It's so much better to take men's money than to take offense!" William said.

Valerie and Lydia started blinking rapidly, then wicked grins replaced their frowns. They were on board.

"So you play up the fact that Valerie's Vodka is made by hot lesbians," he explained. "We can do photoshoots with the two of you at the distillery; sexy shoots that will make EVERYONE want you, gay or straight! They'll want you, but they can't have you... At least they can have your vodka! It'll feel so hot, knowing that the whole city is lusting after you and your wife while drinking your vodka and shelling out cash."

The distillers got far off looks in their eyes, visions of glamor shots and cash dancing through their heads.

"Sex sells, ladies," he said. "And Valerie's Vodka is liquid sex! Lean into that! There are lots of vodkas to choose from, but everyone wants to choose the brand that gets you laid! Valerie's Vodka is that brand!"

And now Valerie and Lydia were grinning from ear to ear. Lydia reached up and stroked her wife's ear and Valerie quivered.

"But even better, you can lean into the effect Valerie's Vodka has on straight women," he said. "I mean, look at Anna over there."

All eyes went to the intern, who was being pawed by the accountant.

"Anna, are you straight?" he asked.

"I...I ussa be..." she said. "But now...I... I'm... curious..."

Ginger gave a dirty chuckle.

"See? Valerie's Vodka has the ability to expand sexual horizons!" William said. "It opens up all sorts of possibilities! Here, let me give another demonstration. Claudia, Mom, could you come up here please?"

They did as he instructed while William filled a shot glass with vodka.

"Now you're straight, right Claudia?" he asked.

"Very much so, William," she said unbuttoning the top button of her blouse. "Let me show you!"

"First, drink this," he said, handing her the shot.

She downed it and then shuddered as the straight liquor hit her on top of five cocktails.

"And now you desperately want to make out with my mom," William said.

The busty latina businesswoman blinked rapidly and then agreed, turning to Erica.

"I desperessly wanna make out with yer moms," Claudia said.

Erica grinned predatorially at her boss.

"And you're too drunk to resist your urges to make out with my mom," he informed her.

"Too drunk to resiss..." Claudia agreed, then grabbed hold of her employee and shoved her tongue in her mouth.

William turned back to the distillers who were starting in confusion at the two straight women going to town on each other.

"You two are responsible for that," William said, pointing to Claudia and Erica. "Your vodka makes straight women bicurious and everyone horny. And you like it. The power you have is intoxicating! Admit it, knowing your vodka has this effect on Claudia makes you horny as fuck."

Lydia and Valerie blinked a bit, but not that much, before grinning and nodding in agreement. He suspected he had found a secret kink they had just been ashamed to own without a little help from his spunk.

"It's okay if you two want to fondle each other during the rest of the presentation," William assured the couple. "You should be proud to show affection in public, plus it's obvious you're both horny as fuck from drinking your vodka and turning Claudia and my mom."

His mom was actually sober, but they didn't need to know that. Lydia started nibbling Valerie's neck and squeezing her left tit as her dark haired wife moaned and shuddered. William turned back to Claudia and whispered in her ear "You're obsessed with Erica's ass. You'd do anything for Erica's ass."

Claudia grabbed hold of his mother's ass and moaned "Anything! Anything!" as Erica nibbled an earlobe.

"OK, you two go sit back down," he told them. "I still need to explain the new labeling and advertising strategies."

Erica led her besotted boss back to her seat and pulled up his slide show, confident that the clients were primed to receive his pitch.