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"Ok, I need you all to keep an open mind and hear the truths I'm going to give you," William said. "You will do that for me, won't you?"

His drunken and enthralled audience nodded and mumbled that of course they would.

"First, you need to change the name and label," he said, showing a slide with the current label with their complicated, artsy logo, then making be a dissolve transition to a bottle with nothing but a thick black letter V on it.

"It can still be Valerie's Vodka on paper and for business purposes, but in the bars, it's V," William said. "That's how we want people to order it. 'I want V! I need more V!' 'Oh god, please give me the V!' Everyone loves V. Everyone needs V! You just love the idea of women in bars across this city, gay or straight, asking for your V, don't you ladies?"

"Oh god yes!" said Lydia, as her wife nodded in agreement, unable to speak as Lydia stroked her crotch.

"Ginger, you'd do anything for V, right?" he asked.

"Oh fuck yes!" she told Anna's tits.

"And Anna, after tasting V, you just want to taste more V, right?" he said.

"I juss wanna tayze more V!" the drunken intern agreed.

"And Claudia, you want to take Erica home and give her the V while she gives you the V, right?" he said.

"Oh yes!" Claudia whimpered, Erica's hand down her pants, grinning from ear to ear as her boss squirmed helplessly. "Give me the V! I need the V!"

"So by changing the name an label, you make it easier to recognize and ask for by name, no matter how drunk and horny your customers are," William explained. "And you want your customers drunk and horny, right Valerie?"

"Drunksanhorny!" agreed the drunk and horny client.

"And there's an added benefit to the simple V label," he said. "It lets you do this in your advertising."

He advanced the slide to show a mock up of an ad. His sister Morgan's bare pelvis with the clear glass bottle in front of it, the bold block V obscuring her shaved vag, but just barely. Underneath, across her thighs, was Valerie's Vodka's new slogan: YOU WANT THE V.

"This city consumes a LOT of porn," William said, advancing to a slide that overlaid statistics on his sister's left hip. "Lesbian is always in the top 5 search terms for every porn site. For a relatively small fee, you can have ads like this one popping up on screens all over this city! Most porn pop ups are for just more porn and hook up sites. Your ads will really stand out! You'll be reaching potential customers who have never even heard of Valerie's Vodka before, but they already know they want the V! Because we all want the V!"

"We all want the V!" the ladies all agreed.