Dress Up

"C'mon, Debbi, get up." Xander crouched and looked the woman in the eye. Or tried to. Her eyes were rolled back in her head and Debbi was still zonked out from their fucking. "Up an' at 'em." Xander reached out and put his hand on her shoulder and gave Debbi a little shake. "You really need to get with it here, Debbi. Or the cops are going to arrest us." Xander looked over his shoulder at the door with the cops on the other side he them looked back at the ragdoll blissed out Debbi.

Well, there was only one word to sum up this situation. "Fuck."

Grabbing her clothes out of the sink that they had been thrown in Xander sorted through the clothes to find her underwear first. Panties found he spent a second making sure he had them facing the correct way and crouching down he put them on Debbi, got them up to mid thigh and then found himself in the situation of having to lift her off the toilet to get the panties all the way on. And then he'd have to do that again to get her running shorts on. Or... or he could get her running shorts on and get them up to mid thigh, the same as her panties, and then lift her once and try to get her clothes on.

That seemed a better idea. Now he just had to do it.

"Fuck." Xander grumbled. It had seemed like a better idea. He got everything up to mid thigh easily enough but then he had to deal with dead weight. Debbi couldn't stand on her own and trying to hold her up with one hand and pull the clothes up with the other was just pointless. Which is how he ended up where he was now, bent over with Debbi lying over his back while he used both hands to shimmy her very, very tight running clothes up her legs and over her amazing bubble butt.

"What in the hell are you doing?" A voice asked from behind him.

Xander fought his initial reaction to stand up straight in surprise as Debbi started to fall off of his back when he began to move. Grabbing her about the butt to keep her from hitting the floor Xander turned around and looked up to see two women in cop uniforms standing in the open doorway looking down at him. "Uhhhhh.... it's not what it looks like?"

The one who looked a little like Salli Richardson but slightly older and curvier he assumed was Sgt. Nakai. which would make the one who looked like a younger buffer bustier taller Geena David would be Officer McKay.

Xander furrowed his brow, "Wasn't the door locked?"

Sgt. Nakai raised a hand and dangled a set of keys from her fingers, "You were taking too long. We asked the management for the keys."

"Ah." Xander nodded his head, "Um... As you can see... this is... well..."

Officer McKay just snorted, "You fucked her into a stupor? And getting her dressed is hard?"

"Yeaaaah." Xander nodded his head. He turned back around and as gently as he could he offloaded Debbi from his back to the toilet seat.

"You could have let us in and let us dress her." Sgt. Nakai said as she and Officer McKay stepped into the bathroom and closed the door behind them. "We're both women, she doesn't have anything we haven't seen before."

"Um." Xander stood up straight and tried to straighten Debbi up so she wasn't slumped over. "I, um, I didn't want to, uhm, embarrass Debbi anymore than... well..." Xander waved his hands between the four of them.

"Yeah, that's not going to happen." Officer McKay laughed. "Can't save her from this walk of shame kid. If you wanted to save her 'good name' you shouldn't have banged her brains out in a coffee shop bathroom."

Raising her hands for calm, Sgt. Nakai stepped between Xander and Officer McKay, "Alright, settle down. Let's take it easy. I'll finish getting sleeping beauty dressed. McKay you keep an eye on the kid."

Xander nodded his head, that sounded like a good plan, he held out his hands which contained the rest of Debbi's clothes.

"Thank you." Sgt. Nakai nodded at him and took the clothes, sorting through them quickly to find what she wanted.

Xander side stepped away and towards Officer McKay who gave him the evil eye as he ended up stepping to her. He looked up at her and smiled weakly at her, she just rolled her eyes and clicked her tongue. Then she put a hand on his chest and pushed Xander back against the wall. Xander barely got a questioning grunt out before Officer McKay started frisking his body, running her hands over his body. Xander bit back anything he was going to say as he didn't want to get in trouble. He held his breath as Officer McKay got to his waist and crouching down she worked her way down the outside of his left leg the slipped around to the inside of his left leg and worker her way up towards groin. And then halfway up his thigh her hand grabbed hold of Little Xander...

Officer McKay gasped and her eyes widened. "What the fuck?"

Xander whimpered.

Officer McKay took her hand off him, looked Xander over and then reaching out once again grabbed hold of his dick, this time Officer McKay groped him experimentally. The feeling out his length she worked her way from mid thigh all the way to his groin where upon she continued to grope around until she got her hands around his balls and cupped them in her hand, almost like she was weighing them. She looked up from Xander's groin to find him looking down at her afraid to say a word, "Wellll, Hooooooly Shit."

"What?" Sgt. Nakai asked as she struggled to get the jogging bra back over Debbi's huge boobs.

"Kid's packing a lethal weapon." Officer McKay answered.

Sgt. Nakai stopped fussing with Debbi and turned to look at Xander in confusion. "What?"

Standing up Officer McKay stepped to Xander's side. "Yep, a real lady killer." Officer McKay pulled his pants leg tight which outlined the erection that ran down his left pant leg. "Looks like almost a foot of pussy pleasing cock."

Sgt. Nakai blinked. Once. Twice. Three times. Shen then looked from Xander's crotch, to Xander's face then over to Officer McKay. "Well... damn."

"Yep. Looks like we got more'n just a regular ol' brainless bimbo easy lay code 2662. Kid might actually have the goods." Officer McKay said excitedly.

"Goddamn." Sgt. Nakai said shaking her head in surprise.

Xander knew that something had just happened, what the two cops said to each other obviously meant something he just didn't know what.