[p1 CM] Barry's second turn

"Well, I think Roxette's gotten enough points for now, so unfortunately I'm thinking of what to hand over to you... again," he says with an apologetic smile as he puts down a single card.

"Lumberjack as a modifier: 'Alterations this round gain a muscular and practical skill boost.' Should bring some nicely toned muscles and probably a good tan. Can't guarantee for how smooth your hands will be though. Either way, it's two credits for the both of us."

"Oh crap, I probably should discard this," Barry notes as he tosses out the "Charmingly ugly male" card and draws a new one, but not before tossing three new cards for the other two players. "Don't forget to refill your hands," he says as he sees he's gotten the "Magical" card. "oh, that's much more fun. New plan Jill: You're getting wizard powers," he says as he presents the "Magical" perk card.

'Target gains spellcasting skills per their choosing, capable of casting spells and manipulating magic. Further increases gives more advanced and powerful spells and powers. '

"And as far as flaws goes, this seems pretty okay," he adds as he presents the 'child-bearing hips' card. "Rolling along: Target gains nice thighs as per the perk, but the hips have a sad tendency to get them in trouble and have them make poor choices more in favor of worshiping their hips."

"So, I don't know about you two, but I think hips are neat," Barry says with a small blush, hoping Roxette didn't take this moment to barf all over the table. Although... did she seem a little more sober now? Barry shrugs his shoulders and casually drops the two last cards.

"Anway, here's some dump cards. I know it, you'll see it. Nobody would want these, but that's life," he says as he drops the card "Hippie" as a perk and "Cloaked stranger" as the flaw. "So if you pick that, you'd get a bohemian lifestyle, but you're also going to be sitting around in dark tavern corners smoking pipeweed and saving innocents from dark creatures... which seems like it would mess up your... journalistic endeavors. Does that pay, either way? I wish I could make money writing about memes. or just inventing them."