[p2 0hffe] Jill Plays Her Second Hand

Jill considered which of the cards before her to choose, slightly annoyed at the librarian comparison.

''Okay, I'll take the first pair, unlike some people here, I can handle being a little bit drunk'' She said, sliding the Big Tits and Trait Swap cards towards herself, before reaching across again to retrieve the A bit more Unaware modifier. Watching as Barry added the other two cards to the discard pile a moment later. Roxanne smiling and holding back a giggle

''Okay then , who...'' Barry started to speak, but was cut off as Jill slapped a card down on the table.

''There you go Roxanne, on your first pair you can have the Big Dick, you'll even get the Perk from it, Target gains a big dick, or existing dick increases three inches or by 25%, whichever is highest. further upgrades increases the dick size and the user's skills in using their dick'' She paused, looking up for a moment at Roxanne ''All that, and it only has a Perk Upgrade Cost of 1 point''

Roxanne scrunched up her nose as if she found something particularly strange ''Wuh... Wait, how do you upguhh.. upgrade a big dick? It's already a big dick, what else do you, ugh...'' Roxanne, stopped, lurching forwards slightly, then settling back into her chair ''That cards dumb'' She said, pulling her phone up once again.

''Don't you want to know about your other cards?'' Jill asked, to which Roxanne waved her away weakly

Jill rolled her eyes slightly before continuing ''Well, here you go your First Pair, Flaw card is Naughty Schoolgirl, which i'd say is appropriate...''Jill looked back at the woman, attention absorbed by her phone and completely ignoring everyone else at the table ''Right, well, this gives you 1 Flaw Point and it's effect is, Very Naughty: Target transforms towards becoming a nymphomanic schoolgirl that has no limits and few interests in life but getting laid'' Placing the card down on the table, she decided to see what Barrys reaction to all this had been. Barry just raised his hands, as if to remove himself from whatever tension might be going on between Roxanne and Jill.

Looking over her hand, Jill decided to play Sex Toy, as the modifier part of the card seemed fairly tame compared to the strange concept of people turning into sex toys and it was an easy way to get rid of it ''To go with whatever you pick this round, here Plug and Play: Alterations this turn have the opportunity to be passed around by items befitting their theme, that's 1 modifier point from the Sex Toy card''

Roxanne suddenly looked up from her phone ''Wait, this game has sex toys? What do you nerds guhh...'' Again the drunk lurched forwards, hand over her mouth

Feeling sure the girl was about to puke, Jill grabbed the wastebin from outside the booth and dragged it next to the table. Roxanne, waved her away for a moment, before lurching forwards again and quickly grabbing the edge of the basket, pulling it closer to herself.

Seeing the girl doubled over ready to puke, Jill thought she might have been a bit harsh in judging her, she was clearly drunk after all, maybe they could talk things over once she was sober, feeling a bit guilty she drew her next card.

''Here, Second Pair, Perk Card, Artist, Larger Than Life: Target gain charisma, social status, artistic skills and talents. Any further wealth adjustments adds or subtracts one extra wealth level, and it costs 2 perk points to upgrade'' Jill gave the girl a sympathetic look as she finished

Roxanne opened her mouth, as if ready to puke, before letting out a loud burp and sitting upright ''Whew, we're okay'' She held her hands up sticking her head out of the booth ''We're okay everybody! Nobody throwing up here!'' She dropped back down into her seat and looked back at Jill ''Were you saying something?'', Jill furrowed her brow in annoyance and pointed at the card one finger making a dulled tap sound as it came down on top of it.

The drunk brunette leaned it, struggling for a moment to read it, before giving Jill an unamused look ''Thanks Jenny, if these things meant anything that'd be just great, hey Barry'' She leaned toward him, supporting herself with an unsteady arm ''You think my buh..boyfriend would go for an a... artist? do guys like artists?''

''Well, i guess some guys...'' Barry started, only to be cut off by Roxannes drunk ranting

''You're a real smart guy Barry, i suppose some guys do, others, do...'' she paused and suppresed another burp ''Others like buh... bloggers'' She finished, leaning forwards onto the table and glaring back at Jill, who was clearly irritated at the boozed up Wonder Womans insistence on blaming her relationships difficulties on her.

She grabbed the last card of her play this round ''Roxanne, some guys even get Mail Order Brides, i think any problems they wind up with might be their own fault. So, Second Pair, Flaw, The good life abroad:Target transforms towards becoming a stereotype of a mail order bride. caster chooses who the target should be the bride of. And how about you stay with whoever you go to bed with tonight, maybe see if you can work things out with them''

Roxanne looked at the mess of cards on the table, scrunching her brow and scratching her forehead furiously. "What is this ... damn..?" She removed her Wonder Woman tiara, throwing it down on the table and itching at the slight red mark the cheap plastic had made, clearly irritating her skin.

She picked up the Artist and Mail Order Bride pair proudly, looking up at the others before proclaiming, "I already have a big enough dick thank you very much."

Jill cocked her head to one side, not quite understanding what Roxanne had meant, but not saying anything as she watched the brunette sit back with a smug look on her face

''Barry, what's your play?'' Jill asked in an exhasperated tone, looking at the blonde man in the Hitman outfit, who had taken to shuffling the cards as a way to keep himself out of what was happening at the table.