[p3 xmare] Roxanne's turn

"Welp!" Roxanne's elbow slipped off of her lap, sending her lurching forward, fully awake. She looked up to see Barry watching her expectantly and Jill politely looking across the room.

"What?"

"It's your turn," Barry smiled, trying his best to sound polite.

"My turn at what?!" Roxanne scowled for a moment, before following his eyes to her mess of cards on the table. "Oh! Fine." She scooped them up into her hand and shuffled through them.

"Pornstar!" She waved the card in the air, giggling, before slamming it onto the table.

"That's your modifier?" Barry asked, craning his neck to see the card she'd slammed on the table. "Porn logic?"

Roxanne remembered that she was meant to be playing a game, not picking cards with funny names. "Ob-fiously. 'Altermations made this m-round include sh-exual perks beyond nor-mal human limitations. quick recuperation, multiple orgasms, amounts of fluids, blah blah.'" She returned to her hand. "Enslaved sounds juicy. What could I," she mumbled to herself for a while as she spread her cards out on the table again, "put with... Oh! Special Agent!"

The other players were pleasantly surprised at a coherent contribution. They looked over at the cards while Roxanne went through her other cards.

• 'Target gains extraordinary fighting skills and espionage skills. further upgrades brings them into supernatural territories'
• 'Target is partially mentally enslaved in the manner of the Caster's desires. further upgrades brings the enslavement closer to complete control'

"Enslaved special agent. I like that.. " She looked at the four cards she was still holding: Trophy Spouse, Big Tits, Amerindian Anthropology and Single Trait Swap. She was so proud of the first cards, she didn't have much attention left for the second pair.

"Annnd," she slapped down two more cards. "Sexy Spouse and Jaguar Warrior"

Jill and Barry sighed and leant in once again to find out what the cards actually did.

• Target gains/increases charisma and ambition, interests and beauty befit to a Trophy spouse
• Target gains/increases some mental, social and/or physical stereotypes of the chosen Anthropology

"'Sexy Native American hubby,'" she said to herself, "could do worse!"

She picked up five more cards and looked at her new hand:

• Big Tits (21)
• Single Trait Swap (24)
• Subverter type 1
• Something feels off, but I can't say what
• Jester
• Taur body
• Effeminate

The longer she stared, the less they meant to her.

"Beat that!" She slapped the table and opened Tiktok on her phone.

Jill watched Roxanne on her phone, having still not chosen her cards. She cleared her throat with a polite, "ahem."

Roxanne looked around, and resumed her video.

Jill cleared her throat once again, a bit louder.

"That was you! I thought a mouse was dying!"

Jill pointed to the two pairs. "You- you need a pick a pair."

"Ugh fine." She picked the nearest pair to her and looked at them. "Great, now I have to google what a succubi is. Fricking nerds.."