Candy, of course

"Well," you say as you thrust forward the bowl of candy, "I don't have anything more exotic than Reese's Pieces."

The group shares a dismayed look. You add:

"Guys, trust me, you do not want to know what I had to do to get this candy."

They look between themselves for a bit before Dorothy chimes in.

"Actually, sir...we're looking for some special kind of treats."

You cock an eyebrow and say, "Yeah? Do tell, kids."

The man dressed as as a flasher says, "Come on man. You know we're not out here after candy."

You scrunch up your face in confusion and say, "Then what are you after?"