This is gonna hurt you more than it does me

Ravaging Loki’s cunt is, you admit to yourself, distinctly pleasurable. There’s an odd coolness to it, probably due to her frost giant heritage, which adds some novelty to the act. Unlike your other conquests (with the exception of Aphrodite) this is solely about domination and **** and you care little for her pleasure, instead focusing on building yourself to orgasm as quickly and efficiently as possible. You aid this by recalling your time, far too short, with Eris and the way it felt like her body was made for your pleasure. This spurs you on to violently fucking into Loki’s cool creamy center with all you have.

You piston your hips back and forth, following no discernible rhythm, and after very little time are spilling forth your seed into the god/dess’s waiting womb. Rapidly deflating you pull out.

Loki looks back over a shapely shoulder with a mocking smirk. “That all you got? Jeeze, you are seriously overhyped.”

Taking a violent grip of that wild and flowing hair, you growl, “Did I say we were done?”

A sharp gasp from Loki as you throw her down on the bed is immediately followed by a gurgling sound as your hands wrap around her white throat. Relying on divine resilience, you squeeze tightly and with a thought will your erection back to larger than life. With no further preamble you bury yourself to the hilt in her chocolate starfish, the iron bar-like effect of DOOMCOCK! overcoming any resistance that her sphincter might give. You know full well that it’s no horse cock, but you know that it’s plenty as it elicits a gasp of either pain or pleasure from Loki. It also feels really fucking good.

“You like that?” You draw back and thrust in hard again. Enjoying the tightness and friction, you decide to do this several times, each drawing forth another of those gasps. You can see Loki turning purple and her body begins to twitch so you let up on the chokehold with the next thrust, hearing a distinctive moan of pleasure in response. “You do like that, you dirty little bitch! What am I doing, bitch?”

Loki moans again and breathlessly husks out “you’re fucking my ass…”

Another thrust. “I can’t hear you, bitch.”

“You’re fucking my ass!!!”

“I’m fucking your ass what?” Thrusting harder now, faster.

That’s all it takes to break Loki. “You’re fucking my ass, Daddy! You’re destroying my tight little boy-pussy like you did my cunt!”

So of course you stop, and lay on your back.

Loki collapses and looks at you with a confused and sorrowful expression. “What? Why? Did I…”

You cut her off with a gruff “Climb on up. I’ve done enough of the work here.”

She moves like a snake. Sensually and slowly, she rolls over and begins to pad toward you on hands and knees. To urge her on, you flex, causing your rebar solid erection to bob like a hand giving a come-hither gesture. Her eyes follow it and she finally straddles you. Something of the devilish trickster god is back in her gaze. “Which hole do you want now, Daddy?”

“Let’s keep knocking at the back door for now.”

Watching the redhead slowly lower herself onto your cock while stroking her tiny little dick isn’t the most erotic sight you’ve seen (that would be Eris with your dick in her ass and your hand buried to the wrist in her cunt, followed by the real-life aheago expression that Tammy gets every time you fuck her) but it is somewhere in the top 20. To be fair you’ve already fucked two goddesses and have a stable of willing beautiful slaves, but a month ago you were hustling Three Card Monte and didn’t even bother to jerk off, so it’s still something.

You grow impatient with the delicate slowness with which Loki is gradually impaling herself and grab her hips, pulling her all the way down on top of you and are rewarded by another moan of pleasure when you begin fucking up into her. She gets the hint and starts riding you hard, her dicklette glistening with precum as it bobs up and down, and her ample breasts swinging wildly.

“That’s right, Lover, fuck this bitch.” Eris is next to you on your right, kissing your neck, as you pound up into the no longer quite so tight asshole.

“Oh Em Gee! This is so fucking hawt!” Aphrodite is back to looking vaguely like a young Vanna White. She drags her nails lightly over your chest.

The utter absurdity of the situation crashes down on you in that moment. In the space of a month, your mother has died, you were gifted a quirky but reality altering application that makes people like you more, you’ve begun an incestuous relationship with your younger half sister, and you’ve found out that you have four other siblings that you didn’t know about. In the process of hunting down one of those siblings, you’ve pissed off the Minnesota chapter of an outlaw biker gang. You’ve been attacked by a literal killer clown, who it turns out is your father and none other than the Mad Monk Rasputin (who may very well be immortal). You’re pretty sure you’ve fucked a cat. You’ve managed to sexually break and subjugate four out of five siblings, a medical records clerk, and a blonde biker MILF. You fucked a hot fire marshal in a nightclub bathroom, then later choked her **** as she orgasmed, but somewhere in between the two occurrences time traveled back 20 years and fathered two of your own sisters by having sex with your mother. Oh yeah, and you’ve had sex with now three divine beings, which by the way are real.

To put this in perspective, todays date is December… um… 21st now. This all started on November 28th.

This is our life now, pal. This is fucking ridiculous. I’m Ron Jeremy! Shut up. Seriously, my life has become a very bad erotic story that makes hentai look like Disney. We’re livin’ the dream! Still seems too good to be true. So whatcha gonna do? Let it break you? Go even crazier? Nope. Gonna breed this bitch, probably fuck a couple goddesses tonight, plan for Christmas with the girls, and then try to figure out a way to neutralize my dad. Well then, let’s get to it!

“Oh fuck! Daddy, I’m cumming!” Tiny and without balls, but she’s still going off like a firehose, spraying all over the four of you and screaming with pleasure. She thrashes as you push her off your cock and flat to the bed before burying yourself missionary style in her cunt. Her little pecker is still spurting as you begin rutting into her soaking wet twat to the cheers of the two goddesses. Loki is just moaning and cumming, and you saw into her like your life depends on it.

Then you feel Aphrodite’s tongue in your own ass, which only pushes you to stroke harder. It’s not until you feel Eris’ lips wrap around your balls and her hot wet mouth start sucking that you finally explode deep in Loki’s cunt.

The last thing you hear before waking up is Aphrodite whispering “I really like Loki better this way.” The last thing you see are the series of pop-ups in your peripheral vision.