Practice Date

It's just a practice date it's just a practice date it's just a practice date it's just a practice date.

Oh my god she's so beautiful. Help help help help help help help help help.

Think think think think think think think think think think think think think

Boobs boobs boobs boobs

"Boobs" I said. The silence that followed was suffocating. Then she laughed.

"You are terrible at this" she said as she messed with my hair.

"I told you so" I said, my brain working on auto piolet. She hooked our arms together and smiled at me. Someone please help me.

"Well, let's go" she said before walking me out to the car. Yes, I know I'm supposed to walk her. So, for this practice date, I'm taking her to an outdoor cafe. Simple, yet effective. The drive there was quite due to my lack of processing power. But when we sat down, my brain finally started working.

"So, nice weather were having" this earned me a good face palm.

"You are hopeless" she said before the waiter got our order.

"Think. What do you and Amy both like" said Jasmine.

"Ok, um. We both like cats and video games" I said.

"Good. Those are good jumping off points" she said as a man walked up to her.

"What's a babe like you doing with a whimp like him" he said as he leaned into her.

"Back off bud" she snapped.

"We're kids" I said, hoping to get him away.

"No one with boobs this big is a kid" he said as he grabbed her boob. I'm not sure what came over me, but next thing I knew the guy was on the ground.

"Don't touch my girl" I snapped at him. He got up, flipped me off, and stormed out the door.

"Nevermind, you'll be fine"