Asking out a girl

Today is the day I'm going to ask a girl out on a date. I spent so long thinking about it. And thankfully, I have a great wing woman at my side. Everything is great.

"So, are you going to kiss her or fuck her first"

Scratch that. I a wing woman by my side, not a great one. Everything is still great.

"Out of my way, nerd" said Chad as he pushed me into my locker.

"Push him harder next time" exclaimed Heather. Ok, everything is not great but I'm still optimistic.

"You can do this Joseph. You just have to confident in the fact she'll say yes" said Jasmine.

"But I'm not" I said, making Jasmine roll her eyes.

"You'll be fine. I saw that Heather" she called out. I turned around and saw Heather walking away, a blush in her cheeks.

"What was that about" I asked Jasmine.

"I may or may not have spiked her attraction towards nerds into some mild lust" she said. This earned her a face palm. I'll deal with that later.

Later that day, it was time.

"Hey Amy, can I talk to you" I asked her. Her smile almost melted my heart.

"Of course" she said. Ok, you got this. All you have to say is 'do you want to go out with me '.

"Do you want to eat me out". Again, the silence was suffocating. Then, she laughed.

"Ummmmm, I don't think so" she said.

"Wait wait wait wait wait wait. I meant do you want to go out with me" I stumbled. This made her blush and go quite.

"Ar-are you sure. I'm sure you could find someone better" she said. I'm not sure what came over me, but I had an erg to grab her hands.

"Amy, I'm sure. I want to go out with you, because I think you're wonderful" I said. Her face turned super red and super cute.

"I-I-I-I ummmmmm, love to" she stumbled. I smiled at her, making her blush even more.

"Great. How about Saturday night" I asked.

"It's a date" she said before rushing off. I then heard a gasp from behind me. I turned around and saw Heather. She looked at me, and stormed off. Oh boy.