Pelvic Pump Party

“For a minute there…” You say in between a deep breath through your nose, as you end your workout with Brooke. “I thought we were going to do naked workouts.” You add as you exhale through your mouth.

Despite how this workout started, it’s been pretty standard for the most part, with Brooke training you and the rest of the girls pairing up to help each other with their workouts. Stella and Cassie paired up to do a full workout, Tanya showed Viv the ‘bootylicious’ regimen that Brooke has her on that you could not take your eyes off of once they started doing squats, while Maddy and Becca seemed to focus on cardio for the most part.

“I’m pretty sure if we did that, there’d be more focus on the ‘naked’ part than the ‘workout’ part.” Brooke jokingly replies.

“Depends on how you define a workout.” You cheekily reply. “I’m imagining a lot of burned calories with what I had in mind.” You joke.

“Oh?” Brooke reacts with a raised eyebrow. “Tell me what’s running through your dirty little mind then.” Brooke asks you teasingly.

“Well~, I was definitely thinking of a workout with a lot of pelvic thrusts involved.” You reply, acting out what you had in mind by doing some very suggestive pelvic thrusts with your hand on the back of your head to add comedic effect.

“Maybe some planking?” You then add, going on a planking position to show Brooke what you mean, while again, doing some pelvic thrusts that gets her to chuckle.

“Maybe a bit of squats…” You then say after standing up again, before doing some squats with your hand over your crotch and your fingers pointing down to suggest something dirty. “Some weightlifting too, maybe?” You continue to suggest, with your arms curled up and pumping your hips at the same time, which gets the biggest laugh out of Brooke.

“The hell’s going on here?” Stella asks from behind you, already chuckling at your suggestive display.

“Your dad’s just showing me an experimental workout regimen he wants to try.” Brooke replies, as Stella and Cassie sidle up next to you and Brooke.

“Cool.” Stella quickly replies.

“When do we start?” Cassie and Stella both joke simultaneously, before jinxing each other for it.

“As a professional fitness trainer, I’m going to have to test out this suggestion of his before letting any of you girls try it with him.” Brooke tells Stella in a professional tone.

“Greedy.” Stella says with a teasing smile.

“I’m just looking out for you guys!” Brooke says defensively while laughing. “We need to see if there’s any merit to…” Brooke starts to say, before copying the last move you did by pumping her hips suggestively. “Adding an exorbitant amount of hip thrusts to a workout.” Brooke finishes her thought, as she continues to comedically thrust her hips.

“Hey, you’re the one who suggested we still have to work on my beer belly. That’s what pelvic thrusts are good for, isn’t it?” You jokingly defend your suggestion, before joining Brooke with the hip thrusts. Stella and Cassie, not wanting to be left behind, join in immediately.

“What are you guys doing?” You suddenly hear Maddy ask.

“Wooo! Pelvic Pump Party!” Viv then cheers, seemingly answering Maddy’s question.

A balled up towel suddenly flies in from Tanya and Viv’s direction, landing on top of Stella’s head that makes her stop with the hip thrusts.

“What the hell was that?” Stella asks angrily, as she throws the towel that landed on her head to the floor.

“15 yard penalty for excessive celebration!” Tanya jokes, making you and the others laugh excessively as you all got what Tanya was referencing. Well, except Maddy and Becca, who still don’t understand what’s going on and are just looking at each other to see if the other has any clue.

“Oh come on, ref! We’re just celebrating finishing our workout!” Stella shouts in fake offense.

“I don’t make the rules, sweetie. I just enforce them.” Tanya replies with a shrug.

“Stella,” Brooke sidles next to your daughter to whisper in her ear. “Do a crotch chop.” Brooke tells her, before demonstrating the all too familiar DX ‘Suck It’ gesture. Stella immediately nods her understanding before turning towards Tanya and Viv’s direction.

“Hey ref!” Brooke calls out to Tanya. “If you’re not down with that, Stella’s got… TWO. WORDS. FOR YA!” Brooke playfully adds, getting really hyped at being able to do a wrestling reference.

“Enforce this!” Stella shouts before doing the crotch chop towards Tanya, but you and Brooke just facepalm at Stella not saying the right words.

“Okay! That’s it!” Tanya shouts, before hitting a loud finger whistle to play up her role as the referee in this bit that you’ve all suddenly found yourselves in. “Hit the showers!” Tanya then directs Stella, before grabbing the towel that’s around Viv’s shoulders and throwing it again at Stella’s direction.

“Booooo!” Cassie reacts to Tanya’s call.

“You can join her too, chica.” Tanya tells Cassie.

“What!?” Cassie reacts, trying to act offended, but unable to stop herself from laughing.

“You heard me.” Tanya says authoritatively.

“This whole workout is rigged! Rigged, I say!” Stella shouts in protest, and now you’re sharing Becca and Maddy’s confusion as to what’s going on.

“Yeah! It’s almost as if this was the plan all along.” Cassie adds, definitely not hiding she’s implying something when she said the word ‘plan’.

“Ohh~, that’s what’s happening.” Maddy comments.

“What’s happening?” You finally have to ask out loud.

“I’ll tell you what’s happening, Dad. A farce! A sha-rad! A complete and utter circus!” Stella continues to play up her offense at being thrown out of the gym, and quite convincingly too.

“Don’t you agree, Viv? Aren’t you on our side?” Cassie then asks Viv.

“But-but… Pelvic Pump Party~” Viv says pleadingly, as she does a couple of hip thrusts with both her hands on the back of her head.

“Viv~, we talked about this.” Tanya says with a warning tone.

“Fiiine~” Viv says, conceding to Tanya; but she does the extra hip thrust anyway.

“You’re out!” Tanya declares.

“Yeah, yeah.” Viv says dismissively, as she gets escorted by Tanya towards the door.

“This bit has gone far enough.” You tell Tanya, rushing towards the door so Tanya can’t throw Viv out. “What’s really going on?” You ask them.

“Just let it happen, Jay.” You hear Becca chime in.

“Yeah, don’t worry about it, boyfriend.” Viv is the one who surprisingly assures you that everything’s fine. Viv then gives you a kiss on the cheek before letting herself out without Tanya forcing her.

“You too, girls.” Tanya then tells Stella and Cassie, who just nod in acceptance and without a word of protest this time. Stella and Cassie make their way towards you, and both give you a cheek kiss as well.

“Have fun, Daddy.” Stella says with a wink.

“What she said.” Cassie adds with a chuckle, which assures you that whatever this bit they did was, it was all part of the plan that Cassie mentioned. Before Cassie and Stella could open the door though, Viv opens it from the other side.

“You know what, since Stella had no clue what Brooke was talking about. I got two words for you before we leave, Tanya.” Viv declares before doing the DX crotch chop and proudly shouting “Suck it!”

“Ay~! To the locker rooms! All of you! This ref needs to give you three a talking to!” Tanya tells them, but she has to stifle a laugh when she does.

“Wait, those were the ‘two words’ I was supposed to say?” Stella asks.

“YES!” Brooke, Viv, and Tanya simultaneously shout; and you can’t help but quietly pronounce a “yes” of your own after Stella asks the question.

“How was I supposed to know!?” Stella shouts defensively.

“You know what, since we got time, I’mma educate you on the wonders of 90’s wrestling.” Viv declares.

“Thanks, V!” you hear Brooke shout in approval, as Tanya gives you a cheek kiss like the others did, and copies the sentiments of the three girls she’s leaving with by telling you to “Have fun, papi.”

“Wait, before you guys leave, I just want to make sure. That was all planned, right? No hard feelings between the four of you?” You ask Tanya.

“Of course!” Tanya assures you. “Well, at least to the no hard feelings part. We talked about leaving you four to your own devices, but how we got here was a bit more improvised.” Tanya explains.

“Why do you girls have to leave?” You then ask for more clarification.

“Just think about who we’re leaving you with, papi. You’ll get it.” Tanya says with a wink.

“Also, I want you to know, they hijacked my idea.” Viv adds, which gets an eye roll from the other three girls.

“You’re just bitter that you can’t double dip.” Cassie teases Viv, which gets Stella and Tanya to laugh at Viv’s expense.

“You guys double dipped!” Viv argues, but it just makes the other girls laugh louder.

Despite Viv’s attempt at protest, she doesn’t actually push it any further, and says her goodbyes to you again before the others do the same and finally exit the gym. You watch them walk down the hall, and you overhear Viv ask Stella and Cassie if they’ve ever heard of ‘D-Generation X’ to which they both shake their heads in response.

“Uncultured swines!” Viv jokingly remarks.

“It’s not our fault you’re old!” Stella says defensively, to which Viv can only react with an offended “Hey!” that gets all of them to laugh. Having made sure that the four girls who left are actually still on good terms, you turn around towards the gym again to address Brooke, Becca, and Maddy about this ‘plan’ that Cassie mentioned.

Well, you were going to… but you can’t form words with your mouth as your jaw drops to the floor the moment you turn around.

Brooke, Becca, and Maddy are all back to their birthday suits. All three of them are glistening under the lights reflecting off of their sweat.

“You mentioned something about a ‘naked’ workout earlier?”