Party... not so much on

The group of college kids pause for a moment...

..before bursting out laughing.

The Flasher speaks first.

"Dude...really? Are you seriously trying to get a bunch of college kids drunk with you?"

"What...no, I..." you stammer.

The Asian Bee says, "Oh my god. He thought something was going to happen tonight! Did you think you could fuck one of us?"

The Cat says, "Ewwwww. Fucking old perv."

Jason, while breaks free from his case of the giggles, to tell you, "Dude, we don't need the liquor that badly. Come on guys. I'm sure there's someone less lonely who can help us out."

The group makes their way down their way down your porch while commenting how pathetic and lonely you are.

You slam the door and throw yourself down on the couch. You're totally embarrassed that this plan backfired on you. Worse, seeing the college kids did you get all hot and bothered and now you have an erection that desperately needs attention. You could just chalk it up to a loss, but the night is still young.

Do you attend to your erection or do you just cut your losses and call it a night?