Part 4: Lets go a ghost

"Okay, clearly trying to do these reviews 15 chapters at a time is not working" said Fred, "I don't know how Lindsey and Susan do it"

"Hard Candy had more than enough flaws for them to to work with" said Farsel, "King Edward just isn't bad enough for us to do it the same way. Its also has a slower pace so we won't be able to cover as much in 15 chapters"

"Obviously, this has made our reviews very short compared to how they should be. So from now on, we're doing this story 30 chapters at a time and will start doing them weekly instead of daily"

READING IN PROGRESS

"Apparently, Edward is not gay despite having gay sex with Donald" said Fred.

"So Edward hears about a spirit in the mountains" said Farsel, "and blackmails Sritti into having sex with him"

"Edward and Donald go off by themselves to find this mountain ghost"

"Its a spirit" said Farsel.

"Same thing" said Fred.

"No, a ghost is someone who died"

"So are spirits"

"No, not all of them"

"So all ghosts are spirits but not all spirits are ghosts?"

"Something like that. The point is that Edward was nearly killed by bandits, the last time they went off into dangerous lands by themselves. You'd think they'd quit while they're ahead. What if they ran into more bandits?"

"At least they had Daena with them last time" said Fred, "but this time, they both go at it alone"

"And Donald actually knew beforehand about a half-giant stomping about so he's an even bigger idiot. Predictably, they get run into trouble"

"Edward is nearly killed by wolves. Fortunately, he gets rescued by half-giant Jarl Hjordis"

"Unfortunately, she just wants him as a sex ****" said Farsel.

"If she's a jarl, what is she doing by herself? Shouldn't she have her minions be doing this sex slavering thing?"

"She's as stupid as Edward and Donald. Fortunately, Donald comes to save Edward. His solution is for him and Edward to fuck the giant in exchange for letting them go"

"It did work" said Fred.

"Its a very good thing she kept her word" said Farsel.

"Edward and Donald then find the ghost they were looking for. Edward doesn't trust Donald with whatever boon the spirit is offering so he tricks him into **** her. How do you get tricked into **** someone?"

"Fred, you **** me when you first got here because you thought you were having a dream"

"Thats not the same thing. I arrived at the conclusion none of it was real by myself. Nobody tricked me into **** you"

"Yes, that is so much better" said Farsel, sarcastically, "and Edward is almost as stupid. Donald has been nothing but loyal to Edward. Why would he turn on him? What is Edward basing this decision on?"

"And I can understand why Donald might be convinced the spirit is in fact a demon at first but once Edward suggests **** her, that should have been a huge red flag for him. I mean what made Donald think it would be a good idea to **** a demon? I can do it because I'm an incubus. Is Donald an incubus?"

"Not much good can come for fucking with demons" said Farsel.

"So Edward catches Malcolm doing his bitch" said Fred, "Malcolm also seems to think that Edward having sex with an elf woman makes him gay even though he was having straight sex. How can Edward be gay for having sex with a woman but straight for having sex with another man? Do female elves count as male? Is Edward secretly a woman in this story? Also, do we need two prominent redheads?"

"Doesn't our story also have two prominent redheads?"

"Hey, they're further ahead than what Marcie, Gina, Lois, Blaze and the Femcel Duo have read so far"

"Until next time, readers"