Part 5: More motherfucking

"Okay, so we're doing chapters 76-105" said Fred.

READING IN PROGRESS

"So it turned out the ghost is bit upset about the whole **** her thing" said Fred.

"That's putting it lightly" said Farsel, "she's apparently sent a rockslide to kill several people over this"

"She's overreacting"

"Okay, I take back what I said about Edward. Tricking Donald into **** the spirit makes sense. Wouldn't want Beatha to be more powerful than Itheria. He's definitely smarter than Marissa, doesn't think it through, Loon"

"I still don't know how she was never caught being a demon. Eddie is still stupid. He knows how bad an idea fucking his mother is and still does it"

"Didn't you shit down your mother and sister's throats?"

"Shitting isn't the same as fucking" said Fred, "it was punishment for being such bitches to me, anyway. Also, I'm a Dark Lord so I don't have to worry about mortals uprising"

"So an ambassador from Morland wants Edward to deal with Sinnabarrow because of some feud over who should be king. Edward decides that since she's here, they might as well fuck"

"So shouldn't Itheria also be getting rockslides? Why is the ghost not mad at Eddie? He **** her too"

"Edward has to chose between marrying Kara and Sinnabarrow's princess Madeleine" said Farsel.

"So some backstory, Marissa's father, Eddie's grandfather is a Demon Lord that got overthrown. Kinda like the guy I gotta deal with once I've dealt with the twins"

"Since there is a ritual site in Sinnabarrow, Edward and Marissa decide to go there. Good thing King Pierre is offering for his daughter to marry Edward so they've got a pretence to be there"

"Over there Eddie meets Kara" said Fred, "awkward, given that he's there to talk about marrying Madeleine"

"He also fucks his mother on the dining table" said Farsel, "what is with this guy and fucking his mother? I can't even stand my mother"

"You sure the thought of your mom eating you out doesn't appeal to you?"

"Well, the thought of her being humiliated does"

"Elodie just said bonjour. Is Sinnabarrow this setting's equivalent to France?"

"I don't know what France even is"

"And how is Daena queer? She's only had straight sex. And Madeleine turns out to be another redhead"

"AlexandraS90 obviously has a type" said Farsel.

"But three prominent redheads, four if you count Donald" said Fred, "she needs to vary the hair colours of her female leads. So Eddie meets with Donald, Kara, Jana and Madeleine and her collection of oddities. And then all did ****"

"Which leads to Edward fucking Kara again"

"And it turns out Elodie has a cock. What the fuck? I don't wanna read about dickgirls"

"Judging from her reviews of Lois Lane's Night Out, I'd say that Susan would have loved this. Lindsey would probably hate it"

"I'm not Susan. Madeleine seems very Ramsay Bolton like. I don't trust her. I fear Eddie may end up being one of her oddities if he marries her"

"Yes, she sounds deranged" said Farsel.

"Then Eddie gets a blowjob from his mom while Kara is sleeping next to him" said Fred, "that's a whole new level of stupid"

"Yeah, if Kara woke up, Edward would have to kill her"

"I'm actually getting bored of the ****. You can only fuck your mom so many times before the novelty wears off"

"At some point, Edward should probably just kill his mother. She's becoming more trouble than she's worth"

"Until next time, readers"