Part 2: Quest for the True Ending

"Wouldn't it make more sense for Rina to use the app on people other than Ben?" asked Lindsey, "I mean the first choice is just one person. Gabio might as well that just had Rina chose Ben in the introduction"

"Apparently there is some kinda true ending and a big mystery behind whats going on" said Susan, "and I wanna get to the bottom of it"

"Hopefully, Rina gets decapitated in it. Apparently she is the same person from Hard Candy"

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"Okay, so we ignored the French maid path as 'Ora the Administer' outright stated it had no bearing on the 'main path'"

"Even Hard Candy is better than this" said Lindsey, "at least you can enjoy it for the first twenty chapters before Marcie turns out to be completely evil with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and Gabio tries to make Gina, of all people, sympathetic"

"To be fair, Gabio does seem to acknowledge that Rina is an irredeemable monster that deserves the most painful **** imaginable and to then burn in hell for all eternity"

"Ewww!" said Lindsey, "did she have Ben sniff her feet? And Gabio complains about shit eating?!"

"Why would this make Ben go deaf?" asked Susan.

"I think Gabio meant dead. He is always misspelling that word. How is Rina getting Ben to lust for her a good end? A good ending would be Rina getting her head ripped off and being shat down the throat"

"Apparently, its based on Rina and Ben's satisfaction regardless of the means to get it"

"Innocent maiden? Isn't that what Rina called herself? Are she and Ora the same person?"

"I wanna get to the bottom of this"

"It also said we earned a reward. What is the reward?"

"I think its the information about how we need to get five bad endings to get the true ending" said Susan.

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"Okay, so we took the zoo route as it the evil level was penguin which seemed the least evil" said Susan.

"It was an extremely long chapter" said Lindsey, "and it was kinda boring"

"I fell asleep while reading it. What happened?"

"Basically Rina had them hanging around some girls while Ben needed to take a piss and a penguin attacked him. It was tediously long"

"So where are their parents? I'm actually curious about that"

"Their mother is probably off out and I assume Rina murdered their father because he's a man"

"Given her hatred towards men, that actually sounds completely in character for her" said Susan.

"So we went with truth or dare" said Lindsey, "for some reason, Rina was surprised that Ben didn't want to kiss his own sister"

"I was glad to see things not go entirely Rina's way here, it does make the story marginally better than Hard Candy"

"Yeah, a major problem with that story was that everything just magically worked out for Marcie despite her making the worst decisions possible"

"Who's Evan?"

"Probably the father that Rina murdered" said Lindsey, "I think she killed him and made it look like Ben's cooking did it"

"But Angelica figures out something is up" said Susan, "I like Angelica. She'd have made a better protagonist"

"I consider her killing Rina to be a good ending. Its a shame she's confined to the Zoo path. I'd love to see more of her. Though, Gabio should fix the grammar at the end there. Fnl lbhe anzr? What does that even mean?"

"Angelica seems to be important despite only being in the zoo path"

"My theory is that Rina is actually Ora who murdered her and Ben's father outta sexism. She changed her name to Rina and whatever her brother's real name to Ben to hide from the law. Angelica must have figured it out"

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"So they have Ben wear a penguin costume vibrator suit thing that malfunctions and then we get a glitch"

"That did not take long" said Susan.

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"Really?" said Lindsey, "another feminisation path? Gabio couldn't think of anything more unique?"

"It is pretty redundant" said Susan, "I gotta admit, I did sleep through the chapter. I don't know if I just find this boring or if its Rina's unlikability or if I'm just not into this kink"

"Well, we both hated Rina in Hard Candy so a story starring her was gonna be an uphill battle"

"Wait, did Rina just name Ben, Ora?" asked Susan.

"I thought that was Rina's real name" said Lindsey.

"Maybe they're the same person"

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"Wait, so Evan is their older brother?" said Lindsey.

"Apparently" said Susan.

"And Rina killed him because he's male and made Ben think his bad cooking did it. That's what he's having a nightmare about"

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"What is the point in all those dice rolls if only one of them is canon?" asked Lindsey, "Gabio might as well have just said Ben got a 5"

"Then Rina has him dressing up as Harley Quinn" said Susan.

"This story makes me hate both Rina and Marcie even more. Can we please just say that Rina being killed is the true ending. God, I hope they both die in Hard Candy. I really do"

"How is Rina leaving Ben alone from her **** a bad ending?"

"I think we've established that Gabio's definition of bad is a normal person's definition of good"

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"Whats a Chetngbevb?" asked Susan.

"Jub ner lbh? What does that even mean?" asked Lindsey.

"The answers are all names. I think Ora is asking who we are?"

Susan scrolled down the names.

"Well, its pretty obvious the answer is Rina" she said.

"Nope, lets try Ora Franklin" said Lindsey.

"Thats wrong too"

"Maybe Rina and Ben are the same person"

"Wrong again" said Susan.

"Shame, that wouldn't have been a bad angle" said Lindsey.

"Wait a minute, who is the most evil creature in all existence?"

"Of course, Marcie. She's practically the Antichrist"

"Oh yeah, Marcie was that girl from part 1 of this review. I'm definitely glad her role got reduced"

"Well, I'm out of ideas. Lets just brute **** it"

"No, I want to prove I can do this"

"Is this about being called a moron?"

Susan thought about this puzzle.

"I think I've figured it out" she said, "what if Ben is Ora? Maybe Rina is Evan"

"You're figured it out but how?" said Lindsey, "and Evan thinks he's the grim reaper"

"Gabio is always misspelling strangely specific words like 'dead' and 'live'. If my spelling was this bad, my mom would have beaten the shit outta me"

"Wait, so are Rina and Ben actually Evan and Ora in Hard Candy too? Does this mean Evan is one of those male feminists?"

"Well, **** your own sister is a big part of feminism"

"Though, given how much Marcie hates men, I don't think she would have allied with Evan. I'd say this ending does make up for some of the crappiness of this story. Its definitely better than Hard Candy"

"Its not quite as spiteful as that story" said Susan, "its still confusing, though, it says Evan **** suicided Ora and now its all just a dream"

"Lets just finish this. What the fuck? The final epilogue has so many spelling errors" said Lindsey.

"Lindsey, its not want you think-" Susan tried to tell her.

Lindsey fainted.

"God dammit" said Susan, "this section is obviously written in Gambion"

DECODING IN PROGRESS

"Why am I here?" asked Ben.

"Because Lindsey mistook this code for bad grammar and fainted" said Susan.

"I gotta say I am not happy about Gambio making a porno about the way Rina has abused me"

"Yeah, I cracked the code. Abj jub's n zbeba?! Jbhyq n zbeba unir svtherq bhg ubj gb genafyngr nie guvf?!"

"What?"

"Gb or snve, vhf abg nf onq nf Uneq Pnaql. Jr'ir abg npghnyyl tbggra gb gur log ohg nsgre Znepvr znqr Znery n xnezn ubhqvav, V'ir pbzcyrgryl ybfg snvgu va nal ubcr bs fnyintvat vg"

"Susan, are you okay? You're speaking complete gibberish"

"V qb yvxr gur vqrn bs orvat na nqzvavfgengbe" said Susan.

"Okay, I think this text has driven Susan insane" said Ben.

"Ernyyl, Ben, lbh'er cynlvat gur ybaryl ivpgvz npg? Naq yubhyq lbh or phefvat Znepvr, Znery naq Evan. V zrna gur jubyr ernfba Tvan jnf phefreq jnf gb pbyyrpg ba ure qrog bs onq xnezn"

Susan took a quick break because the autocorrect is a bitch when you're writing in Gambion.

"Jryy, Znepvr, Znery naq Evan ner whfg nf onq" she said.

"Is this supposed to be some kinda secret message?" asked Ben.

"I'm trying to call out Ora, okay. Ur be fur vf abg tbbq ng gurve wbo. V jbhyq qrsvavgryl znxr n orggre nqzvavfgengbe. Ben fubhyq or sverq sbe... Shut up, autocorrect! ...tebff artyvtrapr. Boivbhfyl, V'ir abg sbetvira lbh"

"I can't even follow if Ora is a he or a she" said Ben.

"Jnvg, Rina ybirf Ben?" asked Susan, "lbh unir n jrveq qrsvavgvba bs ybir. Naq ab crathvaf! Evan unf ehvarq crathvaf! I'm pretty sure I'm mispelling some of this Gambion language. Ohg lrf, V fb jnnan gbegher Evan, abg gb zragvba Znepvr naq Znery. I do think Gabio might have misspelt some of it, himself. Administratot?"

"I could not follow any of that"

"Until next time, readers"